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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28462

    #1
    jj gold
    i heard tonight was the easiest night of the year to get laid. Go to wal mart or k mart and pickup a chick. It would be nice to see you make a vid asking women out or getting number. I bet 7 out of ten would say yes.
    Ps: don't walk up to women and ask if they want to ****, that is not a good line.
  • Chimneyfish
    SBR MVP
    • 09-30-10
    • 1217

    #2
    Easier than the single chicks at the bar on Valentine's day?
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    • Dutch
      SBR MVP
      • 09-21-10
      • 4339

      #3
      Kmart, Walmart?

      Target has higher class trim.
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      • ttwarrior1
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 06-23-09
        • 28462

        #4
        does jj even shop? grocery store maybe. Chicks are always looking to kiss at midnight
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        • Dirty Sanchez
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-01-10
          • 16031

          #5
          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
          does jj even shop? grocery store maybe. Chicks are always looking to kiss at midnight
          How would you know? It's horrifying to think what honey would take the plunge with you....horrifying
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          • Dutch
            SBR MVP
            • 09-21-10
            • 4339

            #6
            Originally posted by Chimneyfish
            Easier than the single chicks at the bar on Valentine's day?

            That's a trick question. Valentine's day is easier than picking up a single woman in her 30's getting drunk on her birthday.
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            • Chimneyfish
              SBR MVP
              • 09-30-10
              • 1217

              #7
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              • Dutch
                SBR MVP
                • 09-21-10
                • 4339

                #8
                "She tasted like cigarettes!"
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  I made one shopping video years ago..look for a remake

                  Warrior I am afraid to leave house as i will be alone and labeled a fukkin jerkoff around here if see

                  All my lights are out, posting in the dark
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28462

                    #10
                    dirty im sure you can tell. I have charisma, confidence, strength and I know what to say at the right time. I can pick up all kinds of babes. When i walk into a room its like there is a spotlight on me and i glow and others glow and notice as well. Almost everyone likes me.
                    Sanchez i recommend in 2012 to chill out
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                    • Dutch
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-21-10
                      • 4339

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                      ...and i glow...

                      Glow as in light reflecting off of your sweaty brow?


                      Happy New Years Homie!
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                      • Dirty Sanchez
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-01-10
                        • 16031

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                        dirty im sure you can tell. I have charisma, confidence, strength and I know what to say at the right time. I can pick up all kinds of babes. When i walk into a room its like there is a spotlight on me and i glow and others glow and notice as well. Almost everyone likes me.
                        Sanchez i recommend in 2012 to chill out
                        The day I take one of your recommendations is the day I pack it in
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                        • ttwarrior1
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 06-23-09
                          • 28462

                          #13
                          no wonder your a loser dirty
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                          • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-24-10
                            • 6298

                            #14
                            "Sanchez i recommend in 2012 to chill out."
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                            • WvGambler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-19-10
                              • 11618

                              #15
                              TT! TT! TT!
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                              • WvGambler
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-19-10
                                • 11618

                                #16
                                TT oozes sex!
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                                • Reload
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-23-08
                                  • 12250

                                  #17
                                  It's definitely one of the easiest days - women are at their weakest.

                                  They think back to how lousy their whole year has gone, how they got dumped six or nine months ago - looking for that lift to get them going again. Lots swirling around in everyone's head mixed with lots of drinking - it gives anyone a nice chance.
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                                  • ttwarrior1
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 06-23-09
                                    • 28462

                                    #18
                                    next year ill make a vid showing the people watching me play tennis also. I think ive seen a few chicks fingering themselves while watching me play
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                                    • Chimneyfish
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-30-10
                                      • 1217

                                      #19
                                      They weren't fingering themselves, they were searching in their pockets for the pepper spray.
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                                      • Dutch
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-21-10
                                        • 4339

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                        next year ill make a vid showing the people watching me play tennis also. I think ive seen a few chicks fingering themselves while watching me play


                                        Where I'm from, when a woman gags herself with her fingers, we don't call it fingering.
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                                        • Dirty Sanchez
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-01-10
                                          • 16031

                                          #21
                                          No need for a video...here's their picture

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                                          • shari91
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 02-23-10
                                            • 32661

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                            next year ill make a vid showing the people watching me play tennis also. I think ive seen a few chicks fingering themselves while watching me play
                                            wtf is wrong with you?? the only fingering any chick would be doing would be frantically pushing the screen on her iPhone to call 911 to get an ambo to come save your ass from cardiac arrest.

                                            Don't be crude.

                                            Wait, you're the guy with the poo towel. Carry on I guess.
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                                            • Louisvillekid1
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-17-07
                                              • 52143

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by shari91
                                              wtf is wrong with you?? the only fingering any chick would be doing would be frantically pushing the screen on her iPhone to call 911 to get an ambo to come save your ass from cardiac arrest.

                                              Don't be crude.

                                              Wait, you're the guy with the poo towel. Carry on I guess.
                                              i keep hearing a story about this, did he really post that?
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                                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-01-10
                                                • 16031

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                i keep hearing a story about this, did he really post that?
                                                Please...for the Love of God...don't post it...please don't ask...just walk away now before you're scarred for life
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                                                • Louisvillekid1
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-17-07
                                                  • 52143

                                                  #25
                                                  wow...
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                                                  • Chimneyfish
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-30-10
                                                    • 1217

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
                                                    i keep hearing a story about this, did he really post that?
                                                    Don't click this.
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                                                    • ttwarrior1
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 06-23-09
                                                      • 28462

                                                      #27
                                                      uh nothing is wrong with me and you'll look like a fool again just like when people said i would never post a pic or vid. I average about 50 watchers a match

                                                      chill out folks, don't have a heart attack. Chill




                                                      ps: this was a thread to help jj , thanks for helping everoneee, yes i know i typed that with 3 e's
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