The Good
Jenbird.
It was all free and absolutely no expenses spared.
The "welcome to the hotel" freebie bag left for everyone.
The SBR guys were awesome. Mr.D's a damn funny guy - he should post more often.
Winning the "2007 Problem Poster of the Year" - my finest achievement since coming 2nd in a handwriting contest when I was 12.
Doing an all-nighter on Friday night and, just as I was about to retire for the morning, I met the early morning golfing guys. Excuse whatever I might have said, I was really pissed-up. Sorry. No, really.
Jenbird.
Shagging Happyboy's wife while he was in the gym. Sorry, pal. She needed it - she told me so. I suggest you look online for some enlargement pills. Trust me.
While taking a mid-banquet cigarette break, some guy invited me to a 3-some with his chick. She was pretty hot, she liked me. However, the guy seemed to like me even more. I politely declined.
Ganchrow's Saturday night suit.
Getting a namecheck from Doug Stanhope. He was frickin' hilarious.
Jenbird.
The Bad
Not seeing englishmike's wife.
It was only 2 days long.
There was a distinct inverse correlation between the people who talk the most crap and the people who turned up. Funny that.
Not winning the raffle when I planted my insider to pick out the winning tickets.
imgv wasn't there. Actually, that should be in the "good" section.
The Ugly
Thanks to the laptops plugged into giant TV screens, I never got to have a jjgold-free weekend.
Things that I learnt
I'm not Ganchrow - I still might be Sean because I don't think he was there, but I'm definately not Ganchrow. All the retards who thought I was, PM me and we can a Western Union arrangement.
SBR_John in real life looks 10+ years younger than his pictures - although I suspect he had a quick face-lift on Thursday afternoon. It will have disappeared by Monday afternoon.
The SBR crew gave a pretty good explanation of the man who is jjgold
Everyone I met was exceedingly normal. I was very surprised. Shocked, even.
AAO is a very polite and friendly young man. He missed the Friday night function - I suspect he was reading stories to sick kids in hospital.
SBR_John isn't The Prick. The Prick is The Prick. And it's an incredibly accurate posting handle.
BillDozer looks nothing like his avatar. WillieBee, on the other hand, does. Worringly so.
Jenbird.
Jenbird.
It was all free and absolutely no expenses spared.
The "welcome to the hotel" freebie bag left for everyone.
The SBR guys were awesome. Mr.D's a damn funny guy - he should post more often.
Winning the "2007 Problem Poster of the Year" - my finest achievement since coming 2nd in a handwriting contest when I was 12.
Doing an all-nighter on Friday night and, just as I was about to retire for the morning, I met the early morning golfing guys. Excuse whatever I might have said, I was really pissed-up. Sorry. No, really.
Jenbird.
Shagging Happyboy's wife while he was in the gym. Sorry, pal. She needed it - she told me so. I suggest you look online for some enlargement pills. Trust me.
While taking a mid-banquet cigarette break, some guy invited me to a 3-some with his chick. She was pretty hot, she liked me. However, the guy seemed to like me even more. I politely declined.
Ganchrow's Saturday night suit.
Getting a namecheck from Doug Stanhope. He was frickin' hilarious.
Jenbird.
The Bad
Not seeing englishmike's wife.
It was only 2 days long.
There was a distinct inverse correlation between the people who talk the most crap and the people who turned up. Funny that.
Not winning the raffle when I planted my insider to pick out the winning tickets.
imgv wasn't there. Actually, that should be in the "good" section.
The Ugly
Thanks to the laptops plugged into giant TV screens, I never got to have a jjgold-free weekend.
Things that I learnt
I'm not Ganchrow - I still might be Sean because I don't think he was there, but I'm definately not Ganchrow. All the retards who thought I was, PM me and we can a Western Union arrangement.
SBR_John in real life looks 10+ years younger than his pictures - although I suspect he had a quick face-lift on Thursday afternoon. It will have disappeared by Monday afternoon.
The SBR crew gave a pretty good explanation of the man who is jjgold
Everyone I met was exceedingly normal. I was very surprised. Shocked, even.
AAO is a very polite and friendly young man. He missed the Friday night function - I suspect he was reading stories to sick kids in hospital.
SBR_John isn't The Prick. The Prick is The Prick. And it's an incredibly accurate posting handle.
BillDozer looks nothing like his avatar. WillieBee, on the other hand, does. Worringly so.
Jenbird.
