Why do women disappear?

[Panic]

Here we are. And I know every guy has been through this. Robyn, Teela,...please explain this. When things are getting hot and heavy, why do you girls say.."hold on, I have to go to the bathroom."? What the fvck are you girls doing in there? Every guy knows this happens. What the hell is going on in that bathroom? Who are you trying to kid?

[RogueJuror]

Bread let Robyn out of her cage so she can answer Panic..

[Panic]

Dont kid around, Rogue. I am not in the mood,

[smitch124]

They get distracted by topless pillow fights against each other...what can ya do??

[Robyn]

Sorry fellas, I had to do some math. It always boils down to math riight?

[Panic]

OMG. I gotta quick drinking.

[gummo]

quick drinking is the only way to go

[Panic]

I cant even spell, gummo. What the fvck was I thinking?

[gummo]

Panic I think we are both up too early for the amount of drinking we did last night.

[Panic]

gummo, I just "came to" with my computer still on and laying on my chest. And what do I do? Start posting. I hate this sh!t.

[Teela]

Does she come back after the bathroom?

[gummo]

Does she come back after the bathroom?

I'm thinking she comes back with a smile on her face. That is what has Panic concerned

[Teela]

If she came back and re-commenced the "hot and heavy", I would say that she possibly went to "freshen up."

One time, I was with a guy that had to go to the bathroom in a similar situation. He ended up being gay in the end.

[gummo]

If she came back and re-commenced the "hot and heavy", I would say that she possibly went to "freshen up."

One time, I was with a guy that had to go to the bathroom in a similar situation. He ended up being gay in the end.

Nice choice of words.

[Teela]

And when I said it happened one time, it actually happened twice.

I'm not a quitter

[Panic]

Does she come back after the bathroom?

Unfortunately, yes. Thank God, I couldnt perform. Now how do i get her the hell out of here?

[purecarnagge]

fart, make obnoxious calls...ask if she wants to do a 3 sum and start calling prostitutes...

Should be gone in no time.

[Panic]

fart, make obnoxious calls...ask if she wants to do a 3 sum and start calling prostitutes...

Should be gone in no time.

Didn't work. Now what?

[Teela]

Unfortunately, yes. Thank God, I couldnt perform. Now how do i get her the hell out of here?

I thought she was a "hot" chick. Beer goggles?

[Panic]

I'm not entirely sure its a chick......thats it, I quit drinking. I will never drink again.

[Teela]

Awwww....poor Panic!

[BadNina]

What gave him away, Panic? The Adam's Apple or the penis?

[Robyn]

Panic, I feel yucky today.

[Panic]

Nina- the 5 o'clock shadow this morning.

Robyn- have you had menudo? I got some this morning and it made me sweat buckets. It will knock that hangover sh!t out.

[BadNina]

Menudo?

I thought that was a gay boy band?

[Panic]

I cant make gay jokes anymore. Not after last night.