Will you stay with Tebow through these tribulations?

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  • poochiecollins
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-09
    • 1782

    #1
    Will you stay with Tebow through these tribulations?
    God seems to have abandoned him, letting godless refs exercise their wicked anti-Tebow bias and Tebow give away the ball like it's food to the poor. When Tebow sneezed, God didn't bless him. Tebow's enemies mock him, like Goliath did to the Israelites. Suh pleasures himself while giggling to video of Tebow's pick-sixes. Will you be a Teblower to the very end? Do you have faith that God's chosen one will conquer the world and win a Super Bowl?
  • ApricotSinner32
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    • 11-28-10
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    #2
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    • Mr KLC
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      • 12-19-07
      • 31100

      #3
      If they miss the playoffs, Elway and Fox might nail him to the cross.
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      • KKoz9
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        • 09-07-06
        • 1982

        #4
        Originally posted by poochiecollins
        God seems to have abandoned him, letting godless refs exercise their wicked anti-Tebow bias and Tebow give away the ball like it's food to the poor. When Tebow sneezed, God didn't bless him. Tebow's enemies mock him, like Goliath did to the Israelites. Suh pleasures himself while giggling to video of Tebow's pick-sixes. Will you be a Teblower to the very end? Do you have faith that God's chosen one will conquer the world and win a Super Bowl?

        Super Bowl?


        I think that just making the playoffs would make for a successful end to this story...
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        • Allure
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-18-10
          • 7606

          #5
          No, he sucks. Luckiest player in the league.
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          • NrmlCurvSurfr
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            • 04-05-10
            • 2899

            #6
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            • Mr KLC
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              • 12-19-07
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              #7
              Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr
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              • beg154860
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 03-26-11
                • 964

                #8
                Is this a joke or are you actually mentally ill. And yes, we'll all stand by his side for the next and final 2 years of his career.
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                • poochiecollins
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-27-09
                  • 1782

                  #9
                  Remember, Tebow cried for your sins.





                  Support him in these tough times with purchase of a Tebow thong:

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                  • Fieldysnuts44
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-02-08
                    • 1592

                    #10
                    Are those thongs available in the store?
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                    • poochiecollins
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-27-09
                      • 1782

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fieldysnuts44
                      Are those thongs available in the store?
                      I'd imagine not. I posted this thread almost word for word on another sports forum, including the pictures all in one post, and it got locked. Can you believe that? Haters gonna hate.
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                      • k13
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                        • 07-16-10
                        • 18130

                        #12
                        People will fade him next week and lose.
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                        • billysink
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                          • 03-29-09
                          • 5172

                          #13
                          Originally posted by k13
                          People will fade him next week and lose.
                          I do not know how anyone could play on the Bronco side after watching that effort against what was one of the worst defenses in the league of late, yesterday. Tebow is a true miracle worker. To make the Bills defense look competent is no easy task.

                          I read in the media where every pass that guy throws is a Hail Mary. That does not appear to be far from the truth. You know that the Kansas City is going to dare him to throw now. Buffalo sealed the rush edge quite well yesterday and that forced everything up the gut.

                          The Kansas City defense is so much more athletic than Buffalo.

                          That 3.5 is not going to last long.
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                          • Rich Boy
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                            • 02-01-09
                            • 9714

                            #14
                            Real problem is Bronco defense not playing that well lately, forcing Tebow to change his game

                            Defense needs to take some blame as well
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                            • Robber
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-21-09
                              • 6432

                              #15
                              Finley took a shot at tenor and got served last week w drops and Los to kc
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                              • The Kraken
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                                • 12-25-11
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                                #16
                                Wwjd?
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                                • Robber
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                                  • 10-21-09
                                  • 6432

                                  #17


                                  Lol
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                                  • k13
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                                    • 07-16-10
                                    • 18130

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by billysink
                                    I do not know how anyone could play on the Bronco side after watching that effort against what was one of the worst defenses in the league of late, yesterday. Tebow is a true miracle worker. To make the Bills defense look competent is no easy task.

                                    I read in the media where every pass that guy throws is a Hail Mary. That does not appear to be far from the truth. You know that the Kansas City is going to dare him to throw now. Buffalo sealed the rush edge quite well yesterday and that forced everything up the gut.

                                    The Kansas City defense is so much more athletic than Buffalo.

                                    That 3.5 is not going to last long.
                                    Trying to make sense of the NFL is laughable. All these essay write ups are a joke and pointless.

                                    I had Bills ML. Why did so many people like Denver in that game?

                                    Everyone wrote how much sense it makes that Chargers will beat Lions easy....

                                    Stop looking at last week
                                    Stop looking at last week
                                    Stop looking at last week
                                    Stop looking at last week
                                    Stop looking at last week


                                    Who cares if Bills beat Broncos a 10000000000000 to 0 and Tebow threw a 100000000000 int's

                                    That would just make Broncos a even better play. Stays 3.5, game over.
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                                    • Serbone
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-21-09
                                      • 1300

                                      #19
                                      No.
                                      He is not an NFL pocket quarterback and never will be.
                                      Broncos hit a good streak playing against teams with NO offense, got some breaks, caught a few teams at the right time.
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                                      • Robber
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                                        • 10-21-09
                                        • 6432

                                        #20
                                        broncos going to playoffs probably
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                                        • poochiecollins
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-27-09
                                          • 1782

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Serbone
                                          No. He is not an NFL pocket quarterback and never will be. Broncos hit a good streak playing against teams with NO offense, got some breaks, caught a few teams at the right time.
                                          Tebow still had decent-to-good stats before the Buffalo game. You can say that his play style couldn't hold up over time, but he was helping Denver more than hurting them up to that point.
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                                          • Brock Landers
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                                            • 06-30-08
                                            • 45367

                                            #22
                                            his run of luck has run out, guy is a horrendous QB
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                                            • k13
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                                              • 07-16-10
                                              • 18130

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                              his run of luck has run out, guy is a horrendous QB
                                              So you like Chiefs to win easily?
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                                              • Sunde91
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-26-09
                                                • 8325

                                                #24
                                                Broncos would have been -7 minimum vs. Chiefs if played 2 weeks ago

                                                then Chiefs beat Packers so now seen as some good team with Orton
                                                then Tebow implosion so now Broncos are now seen as complete shit to only be -3 -120 at home

                                                most still betting chiefs with awful value. look no further than broke lenders view on this

                                                Broncs have one game to win the division at home vs. trash. Theyll find their magic again after 2 big letdowns
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                                                • billysink
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                                                  • 03-29-09
                                                  • 5172

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by k13
                                                  Trying to make sense of the NFL is laughable. All these essay write ups are a joke and pointless.

                                                  I had Bills ML. Why did so many people like Denver in that game?

                                                  Everyone wrote how much sense it makes that Chargers will beat Lions easy....

                                                  Stop looking at last week
                                                  Stop looking at last week
                                                  Stop looking at last week
                                                  Stop looking at last week
                                                  Stop looking at last week


                                                  Who cares if Bills beat Broncos a 10000000000000 to 0 and Tebow threw a 100000000000 int's

                                                  That would just make Broncos a even better play. Stays 3.5, game over.

                                                  So you figure it is that easy.

                                                  Did you handicap the game? Or do you feel you don't have to bother?

                                                  If you don't want to read the writeups that is your business. They are probably a little more than you can comprehend anyway.

                                                  In any case, tell me how Denver is going to do this weekend if both starting safeties can't play. Or that nickle back Chris Harris might not go.

                                                  Or that the whole free world just got free game plan on how to stop that offense. Courtesy of one of the weakest defenses in the league.

                                                  What the hell does any of that shit matter anyway.
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                                                  • Inkwell77
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-03-11
                                                    • 3227

                                                    #26
                                                    Denver at home here seems like a strong play. Although teasing KC is probably the right play here.
                                                    If you have believed in Denver at anytime this year you have to like them here, right?. Any team that wins 6 games in a row with 4 of those wins on the road in weeks 9-14 seems like a team I am confident in betting on. Especially given the fact that this team went on the road and beat the team who is now coming into their stadium. If you have thought Denver was a joke and teams have figured out how to stop the offense then fading away would make sense.
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                                                    • ttwarrior1
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                                                      • 06-23-09
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                                                      #27
                                                      what about his horrendous rb, wr's

                                                      how many teams woud mcgahee start on, how many teams would have decker or d thomas as there
                                                      1 or 2 wr?

                                                      Catch my drift.
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