No horse racing on X-mas day,what the hell do the jockeys do?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    No horse racing on X-mas day,what the hell do the jockeys do?
    They have no life other than hanging around the track.Do they just go around being elves on Christmas?Drunken elves?

    They put on a pound or two buying defunct Elvin Loaves thet Keeblers used to make that you can only buy for 10x the original price on retro online food marts.
  • HoulihansTX
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-12-09
    • 30566

    #2
    They do drugs...
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    • Reload
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-23-08
      • 12250

      #3
      Probably have poker games against each other. Was what we did in the caddy shack when it rained.
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      • nyplayer33
        Restricted User
        • 09-27-06
        • 8303

        #4
        what r u an idiot
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        • Br0nxer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-25-11
          • 13665

          #5
          cocaine
          cocaine
          and more cocaine
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          • ehp6737
            SBR MVP
            • 12-11-08
            • 4185

            #6
            shit for brains
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            • cecil127
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-19-09
              • 7310

              #7
              hey, any of you t-bred heads got a pick for tomorrow's parx or should i just post worthless drivel like the OP to get some replies?
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Plenty in Australia
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                • Dirty Sanchez
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-01-10
                  • 16031

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrentCrude
                  They have no life other than hanging around the track.Do they just go around being elves on Christmas?Drunken elves?

                  They put on a pound or two buying defunct Elvin Loaves thet Keeblers used to make that you can only buy for 10x the original price on retro online food marts.
                  They spend most of the day making weight

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                  • DennisT
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-11-09
                    • 2023

                    #10
                    Maybe taking care of their mounts? I SURE WOULD!

                    Merry Christmas to all and may all your parlays cover! God Bless!
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                    • DODGERBLUES24
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 04-06-10
                      • 297

                      #11
                      would you want to race after making billions of toys?
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