What's The Most Violent Thing You Did After Your Team Lost?

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  • Mr KLC
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-19-07
    • 31097

    #1
    What's The Most Violent Thing You Did After Your Team Lost?
    After Joe Montana and the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Oilers in the NFL playoffs in 1993, I threw my son's baby walker across the room and broke a wheel. Luckily he was not in it at the time.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Broke a tv

    I actually have a video in the archives demonstrating what happens when you get angry and have a fight with your wife..yeh a tv is involved
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    • Duff85
      SBR MVP
      • 06-15-10
      • 2920

      #3
      lately? prob was pleased that I cashed a bet on the other side... full degen these days, losing all sense of fandom.
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      • BIGDAY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 02-17-10
        • 48245

        #4
        I usualy just do push ups to failure. Record is 78. It works for me.
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        • lunchbawks
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-31-10
          • 12873

          #5
          Punched myself the head repeatedly after udinese scored 2 goals in extra time to break my under bet.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Originally posted by lunchbawks
            Punched myself the head repeatedly after udinese scored 2 goals in extra time to break my under bet.

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            • Emily_Haines
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-14-09
              • 15917

              #7
              pushed down a small child
              pointed my gun at someone
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              • Fieldysnuts44
                SBR MVP
                • 10-02-08
                • 1592

                #8
                Im a Cleveland sports fan,I usually brutally abuse my liver.Ill probably die of a hard liver,thats what killed my dad and my granddad.
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                • dudekid
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-08-09
                  • 3200

                  #9
                  drank in excess and smashed bottles, a vaccum cleaner, other various household items, started a fire in our backyard, after the pats lost the superbowl in '07...quite destructive
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                  • Maniac
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 04-12-11
                    • 667

                    #10
                    Years ago I threw an empty mug across the room which bounced off a closet door (putting a dent in the wood) and bounced back across the room towards me.

                    I just stared at it, not believing that it was still in one piece, and then just cracked up laughing and was fine again.
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                    • Regul8er
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-06-07
                      • 10666

                      #11
                      Originally posted by lunchbawks
                      Punched myself the head repeatedly after udinese scored 2 goals in extra time to break my under bet.
                      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good Stuff
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                      • griz
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-27-11
                        • 3647

                        #12
                        threw barstool across the bar
                        broke room mates knose (ending friendship)
                        threw cell phone against wall shattering it
                        cursed out my mom and sister
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                        • frostno98
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-11-07
                          • 9769

                          #13
                          Broke my Directv remote control and putting a whole in the living room wall in the process, after losing a big NBA bet that lost because of a turnover buzzer beater that came beyond half court. I was still a fresh two years into gambling and didn't handle bad beats well. Now, I'll either toss the pillow around a few times and yell out like a psychopath or drink a ton of beer.
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                          • jjaycuny
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-01-11
                            • 1617

                            #14


                            Green Bay fan chokes daughter after they lose.
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                            • seaborneq
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-08-06
                              • 22556

                              #15
                              A buddy of mine threw away all off his betting shit. Computer, notes, tv, video games, horse racing books,vcr, etc. you should have seen the dumpster divers that day. A week later he said "I wish I had not done that" and was at it again.
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                              • Maniac
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 04-12-11
                                • 667

                                #16
                                Just remembered this as well, which probably fits in well here.

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                                • Dutch
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-21-10
                                  • 4339

                                  #17
                                  A foot thru a glass coffee table. I was sick of that fuking table anyway.
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                                  • beerman2619
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-24-09
                                    • 7752

                                    #18
                                    Broke windows, broke a door, broke a tv not all after my team lost. But after i loss a big bet haven't beat on the dog or anything like that. Usually i go out to the shed alot of stuff to break out there.
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                                    • Scoobdog24
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 11-03-11
                                      • 414

                                      #19
                                      Broke off engagement with my fiance because she put the other teams hat on after the game, then fought two of my good friends.
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                                      • Ninersnut
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-20-10
                                        • 3730

                                        #20
                                        Holes in the wall and destroyed remote. That was way before I even started betting money.
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                                        • tripp
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 09-21-09
                                          • 376

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by lunchbawks
                                          Punched myself the head repeatedly after udinese scored 2 goals in extra time to break my under bet.
                                          hahah good shit.

                                          I don't get violent when I lose since I'm not psycho. Love good stories about those who are though.
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                                          • mrmarket
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-26-10
                                            • 4953

                                            #22
                                            people have a team
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                                            • Tree Rollins
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-16-09
                                              • 3968

                                              #23
                                              Killed a drifter.
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                                              • mikejamm
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-24-09
                                                • 11047

                                                #24
                                                Logged on to SBR and acted like a total ass!
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                                                • Sledge187
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 04-25-08
                                                  • 3722

                                                  #25
                                                  Not sure if this counts but I was playing a tournament on Bodog late one night and I was only about 50 away from the money when I got caught up in a huge pot for all my chips. Guy hits a miracle card on the river to out flush me. It was late so I was the only one downstairs so for some reason i took all my clothes off. I was so pissed i wasn't sure what else to do. The funniest thing was my wife had just walked down stairs as she sees me butt naked staring at my computer screen. Very akward moment bc it was really hard for me to explain why I was in this spot.
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                                                  • BetterBizness
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 05-20-06
                                                    • 5737

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sledge187
                                                    Not sure if this counts but I was playing a tournament on Bodog late one night and I was only about 50 away from the money when I got caught up in a huge pot for all my chips. Guy hits a miracle card on the river to out flush me. It was late so I was the only one downstairs so for some reason i took all my clothes off. I was so pissed i wasn't sure what else to do. The funniest thing was my wife had just walked down stairs as she sees me butt naked staring at my computer screen. Very akward moment bc it was really hard for me to explain why I was in this spot.
                                                    Actually.. Laughing.. Out.. Loud!!!
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                                                    • compaqDikk
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 10-08-05
                                                      • 5699

                                                      #27
                                                      stored all 8 of my mutts in uncle richie's toolshed for a month
                                                      lit myself on fire one time
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                                                      • Thunder Gulch
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 08-30-10
                                                        • 996

                                                        #28
                                                        I smashed a pair of binoculars on the ground in the parking lot. They shattered into 1000 pieces.
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                                                        • luvtogamble
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-21-11
                                                          • 1084

                                                          #29
                                                          have broken several remotes at different times and luckly when I threw them at the tv I missed it every time and hit the wall.
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                                                          • Big Bear
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-01-11
                                                            • 43253

                                                            #30
                                                            I have smashed quite a few cell phones against the wall. I punched a hole in the wall. Yelled FUKKKKKKKK , thought about smashing my tv but i didn't do it.

                                                            Actually come to think about it. When I was in college my favorite team was the San Francisco Giants and I don't even think I had money on the game .. but when Pudge Rodgriguez held on to the ball when JT Snow tried to take him out at home plate and it ended the Giants season. This kid got in my face and yelled some shit to rub in ..

                                                            So I run out in the hall way and kick the water fountain straight off the wall! Just completely knocked it off the hinges and then I run back in my room. I come out like 30 minutes later and my RA was standing there like WTF! lol


                                                            I am learning to resist the urge though. I am really getting better at controling my self. I usually think about doing something crazy and then 2 seconds pass i take a deep breath and decide not to break my stuff.

                                                            I guess the older I get i am starting to be more matrue.
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                                                            • samdapatriotsfan
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-10-08
                                                              • 1585

                                                              #31
                                                              When the Pats lost in '07 I threw a glass across the room (it exploded with an awesome display), then kicked and destroyed a baby stroller (thank God there was no baby in it), punched and cracked the glass on the door (my hand as well) then stormed out and broke my hand up a little more on a brick wall.

                                                              Then I disappeared for about 3 hours (walking around with a bloody hand) which included chasing a guy on a bike who taunted me and hitting a passing car with a rock because they said go Giants.

                                                              Anyway I am much calmer now, I just yell profanities at the screen, slobber and maybe drool a bit.
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                                                              • krk1030
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-13-08
                                                                • 17610

                                                                #32
                                                                I joined the KKK because the ref who blew the call was black, even though every player on the court was black too.
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                                                                • neverstoppers23
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 11-26-09
                                                                  • 6302

                                                                  #33
                                                                  worst thing i did was break my moms candy dish. first thing i saw just grabbed the fucker and threw it on the ground. glass every-where. blamed it on the dog though.
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                                                                  • poloyol
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 04-21-11
                                                                    • 482

                                                                    #34
                                                                    just yesterday the Hawks scored 2 goals in the last 2 mins to screw up my under wager,to top it all off they were up 4-1 and scored with 15 secs remaining to make it 5-1...i just stared at the tv without blinking for a minute in disbelief.It was hilarious...just before my wife went to bed i told that i was going to withdraw a large amount.
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                                                                    • Siddhartha Arya
                                                                      SBR Hustler
                                                                      • 12-23-11
                                                                      • 79

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I yelled on my customers and lost some business when TV news anchor declared that Manchester City has given Manchester United a once-in-70 years kind of doing.
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