News: AP: Iwinyourmoney said to be in talks with Nicky Santauro for SBR Bash Security

[Iwinyourmoney]

CNN - 1:58p - BREAKING NEWS - AP: Sources have confirmed that due to recent news surfacing that SBR Forum (http://www.sbrforum.com) poster “Iwinyourmoney” was under watch by individuals wishing to do harm at the SBR Bash, Iwinyourmoney has been seeking security alternatives. Sources have confirmed that Iwinyourmoney is in contract talks with legendary poster and private security expert Nicky Santauro for security during the SBR Bash. Sources close to Iwinyourmoney and Nicky Santauro confirm the deal in the works and add “the only thing holding this back from happening is money”. Nicky Santauro reportedly turned down $10,000 (us) and is seeking upwards of $25,000 (us). Sources say that due to the nature of the security matter, Santauro feels his life could be in severe danger on this assignment.
We were able to reach Iwinyourmoney and he responded with the following: “I take everything serious; I will not confirm nor deny any of these allegations”.
We tried to reach Nicky Santauro for a comment but in Santauro style, Santauro said “No comment you mother fuker!”.
Legendary poster “JJGold” was reach for comment, but all we could understand was “Fuking Mets, barreled in Patty V, Carol where’s my lunch”.

[Nicky Santoro]

iwin, i had no clue you were quite the writer. good job, kiddo.. if you actually wrote that, you're pretty good. sounded like something really out of CNN.. you're in the wrong business iwin, you should be a newspaper reporter.. you sounded like one. stop gambling and send your resume to the NEW YORK TIMES.. at least you won't lose your money there.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Nicky it made CNN pal.......I cant believe you leaked it

[bmw530i]

hahah very nice

[SlickFazzer]

Just saw it on Fox News as well.

[diogee]

Good stuff Iwin.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Just saw it on Fox News as well.

****ing news travels fast. CNN was outside my house today looking for comments. I never thought it would make the news, I thought JJgold set this up as a joke

[onthewhat]

[Nicky Santoro]

iwin, i dont know if this is all a joke to you, but seriously, i woulnd't be laughing if i were you.. i am not here to hear myself talk.. iwin, be careful there. iwin, alot of posters really really do hate you.. they hate that you have a pool in your backyard and hate you because you have a nice hot GF and hate you because you made a special vid to rub it in all our faces while you count your money..

if you wanna make fake cnn news stuff and you find this all amusing, go right ahead.. however, when you are at bash, i will give you one good piece of advice.. seeing you are bringing your hot GF with you.. IF you have to go for a leak.. HOLD IT IN.. and dont go.. you can take a piss later.. cause if you do go, these posters will be all over her trying to pick her up.. remember one thing, 93% of these posters here have not been with a woman in 11 yrs.. they forgot what a woman feels or smells like.. and she's hot to boot.

[bmw530i]

Kieren chetry is hot

[MonkeyF0cker]

iwin, i dont know if this is all a joke to you, but seriously, i woulnd't be laughing if i were you.. i am not here to hear myself talk.. iwin, be careful there. iwin, alot of posters really really do hate you.. they hate that you have a pool in your backyard and hate you because you have a nice hot GF and hate you because you made a special vid to rub it in all our faces while you count your money..

if you wanna make fake cnn news stuff and you find this all amusing, go right ahead.. however, when you are at bash, i will give you one good piece of advice.. seeing you are bringing your hot GF with you.. IF you have to go for a leak.. HOLD IT IN.. and dont go.. you can take a piss later.. cause if you do go, these posters will be all over her trying to pick her up.. remember one thing, 93% of these posters here have not been with a woman in 11 yrs.. they forgot what a woman feels or smells like.. and she's hot to boot.

We're not all like you, Nicky. Hate to break it to ya...