Is Nicky Santauro A Gambling Math Expert

[Al Masters]

Nicky, get the BR up and the weight down and all will be well.

[Nicky Santoro]

albert masters, the weight is just dropping, but the money is going down fast.. i wish it was the other wayh around.. i wish i was gaining weight, but cleaning up in betting..

thanks for your advice albert about the taking time off, but albert,i am a very very sick man and i need the action.. i might be worse than patty venditto.. no, i actually take that back, no one is worse than patty venditto. this kid is sick. albert, if i wasn't so sick, i'd be betting 80% less on every game, and this way, i can never go broke and when i build up my bankroll, then i up my bets. but al masters, i am too sick.. i need help, al masters..

thanks for that vid but i only like to see GUY Lafleur in a habs uniform, not a team canada uniform, not the same thing..

[durito]

The gambling markets have evolved Nicky.

You have to evolve to or give it up.

[Al Masters]

albert masters, the weight is just dropping, but the money is going down fast.. i wish it was the other wayh around.. i wish i was gaining weight, but cleaning up in betting..

thanks for your advice albert about the taking time off, but albert,i am a very very sick man and i need the action.. i might be worse than patty venditto.. no, i actually take that back, no one is worse than patty venditto. this kid is sick. albert, if i wasn't so sick, i'd be betting 80% less on every game, and this way, i can never go broke and when i build up my bankroll, then i up my bets. but al masters, i am too sick.. i need help, al masters..

thanks for that vid but i only like to see GUY Lafleur in a habs uniform, not a team canada uniform, not the same thing..

Nicky WATCH THE 1ST 20 SECONDS OF THE GAME IN THE VIDEO,YOU'LL LIKE IT I PROMISE.

[SlickFazzer]

Nicky is tack sharp.

When Nicky talks, people listen.

[Nicky Santoro]

thanks slicker, but i wish you were right.. slicker, i used to be very sharp many yrs ago.. i might have been the sharpest gambler in forum history.. no joke.. i was voted sharpest gambler at MW in many polls back then..

however, today slicker, i might be the biggest square of all time. i bet the board everyday.. i bet -280 favs.. i chase chase chase.. and i am almost bankrupt. i have lost 163,000 dollars in the last 2 months and i went as far as calling up Peter Popoff to bail me out and paid close to 4,000 bucks for 7 picks.. sharp as a tack, i don't think so..

i am the biggest square in SBR.. mark my words..

[fiveteamer]

Nicky, what will you do if you go broke?

What options are there for you?

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky, what will you do if you go broke?

What options are there for you?

find more money somehow, so i can gamble some more.. mabye take JJ's advice and take a loan.. (if i can get one)

fiver, a gambler will always find ways to gamble, trust me.. even if i have to sell my tv, i will do it, just to gamble.. fiver, gambling is a sickness..

[pat venditto]

nicky hows it goin pal

[Nicky Santoro]

nicky hows it goin pal

i should be asking you that question.. last week i was so proud of you that you quit.. and now, i see you are back with a vengeance..

if you continue gambling patty, i will be forced to call up Frank Venditto, your dad, and have a talk with him..
Frankie boy will be getting a call very soon, so smarten up patty.

[RealSlimShady]

Nicky, are you going to straighten out Pat's brother, Chet too?

[Patrick McIrish]

Nicky is sharp, an old grizzled veteran of the gambling wars. He's an old bookie though so keep in mind he likes to poor mouth a little bit. When he says he's "losing his ass" he's in a slump and only breaking even, does not mean he's actually losing. He never loses. When he admits to only breaking even that means he's winning everything but the kitchen sink, you have to understand what he means when he says something. Trust me you can't beat this guy, there isn't a book smart enough to take this man down. There's a reason he has to beard in to get his plays down, not because he's a loser.