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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Opinions On Australia As A Place To Live And Work??
    What do you think???

    I have been doing some research and actually does not seem like a bad place to live although so big would be hard to isolate where to live. I love the gambling element also , kind of like London but in a different way and I think cheaper.
  • minet123
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-17-07
    • 10280

    #2
    I would go there in a second
    but it's next to impossible to get permanent stay papers
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    • FourLengthsClear
      SBR MVP
      • 12-29-10
      • 3808

      #3
      Originally posted by jjgold
      What do you think???

      I have been doing some research and actually does not seem like a bad place to live although so big would be hard to isolate where to live. I love the gambling element also , kind of like London but in a different way and I think cheaper.
      A lot, lot cheaper than London.

      If you gave me a free choice of anywhere in the world to live, I would choose Melbourne.
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      • Tech N9ne
        Restricted User
        • 06-24-11
        • 5366

        #4
        JJ if you want Shari quit being a pussy and just fukkin move there son
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        • mrmarket
          SBR MVP
          • 01-26-10
          • 4953

          #5
          be careful jj all sorts of deadly bugs down there and you are known for sticking your grub worm into many dark unknown spaces it could be your downfall.
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          • Domestic
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-10-09
            • 6323

            #6
            JJ you basically want to live anywhere on the east coast. I will be happy to show you around upon arrival.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              What do you mean you cannot stay there???

              How the fuk does Shari stay permanent??

              So If I want to move there its not possible
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              • FourLengthsClear
                SBR MVP
                • 12-29-10
                • 3808

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                What do you mean you cannot stay there???

                How the fuk does Shari stay permanent??

                So If I want to move there its not possible
                Immigration controls are very strict.
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                • Monitor-Tan
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-20-11
                  • 4460

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mrmarket
                  be careful jj all sorts of deadly bugs down there and you are known for sticking your grub worm into many dark unknown spaces it could be your downfall.

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                  • minet123
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-17-07
                    • 10280

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    What do you mean you cannot stay there???

                    How the fuk does Shari stay permanent??

                    So If I want to move there its not possible
                    It's impossible for Americans to get permanent papers
                    Because we as Americans are hated
                    Shari being a Canuck via Ireland probably had no problems coupled with the fact that her son was born there
                    your best bet is to try and pass your self off as a Israelite but you would still need the passport
                    otherwise buy the Spanish Rosetta stone software and come on down here
                    you can live like a king
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                    • Duff85
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-15-10
                      • 2920

                      #11
                      Americans with degrees can get in reasonably easily at the moment under some mutual scheme.

                      Kinda sick reading what Americans have to go through to get money down... I can drive to any number of venues within 5 minutes of my house and get money down on sports or I can bet at home on one of our government regulated sports books.

                      There are some def drawbacks though - all American day games are on in the early hours of the morning. But other than that hof place to live... especially Brisbane.
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                      • blackbeSSt
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-06-08
                        • 9398

                        #12
                        well snaggle you're probably used to being "down under" so you should feel right at home
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                        • Glitch
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-08-09
                          • 11795

                          #13
                          legalized prostitution in new south wales.


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                          • tunaguitar76
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 10-30-08
                            • 778

                            #14
                            do you ever go to the store? most things cost more and the selection compared to the states is awful.

                            and let me know if you find any mexican food.

                            the beaches and gambling.. oh soooo nice though
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                            • MatI
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-17-11
                              • 5200

                              #15
                              Ha, you would hate it here. Everyone talking about AFL and all the american sports are on during the morning hours!

                              You'd love the all the bitches on the Gold Coast though.
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                              • BrentCrude
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-16-05
                                • 4665

                                #16
                                YOU CAN'T OWN HANDGUNS AND I THINK RIFLES THERE.So when you see a poisonous critter or a croc,you better be toting a shotgun.I'm not sure if you can own one of those either.But if a gun grabber like Obama or Hillary go there for a visit,I'm sure their bodyguards pack every kind of heat.You worker bee wage slave peasants aren't worthy of protecting yourself.
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                                • hels
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-12-09
                                  • 8767

                                  #17
                                  The only way you'll get permanent papers at your age is if you get married. There's probably some angry abo's who will slobber your rooster jj.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    I know a girl that would marry me there

                                    I wonder if worth it??
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                                    • crustyme
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-29-10
                                      • 16896

                                      #19
                                      you'll need this to screw all the hot chicks down under:



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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        I hear a lot of pretty women there

                                        I might have a shot to get laid and will start over being bald

                                        I will burn rug on a video
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                                        • hels
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 04-12-09
                                          • 8767

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          I hear a lot of pretty women there I might have a shot to get laid and will start over being bald I will burn rug on a video
                                          I lived there 3 years. I was on the Gold Coast for the majority of the time and then in Brisbane. The girls are either smokin' 9s and 10s or they're 3s and lower. It isn't bell curved like in the States and Canada where you find lots of average looking girls. Down Under they're either blow your load or tuck and run.
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                                          • TR88
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 06-10-10
                                            • 9364

                                            #22
                                            move to monaco
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                                            • MatI
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-17-11
                                              • 5200

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BrentCrude
                                              YOU CAN'T OWN HANDGUNS AND I THINK RIFLES THERE.So when you see a poisonous critter or a croc,you better be toting a shotgun.I'm not sure if you can own one of those either.But if a gun grabber like Obama or Hillary go there for a visit,I'm sure their bodyguards pack every kind of heat.You worker bee wage slave peasants aren't worthy of protecting yourself.
                                              We don't give a shit about guns. Only Beer!
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                                              • Ace_of_Spades
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-14-09
                                                • 13518

                                                #24
                                                Move to Germoney. They have it going on over there.
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                                                • FourLengthsClear
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-29-10
                                                  • 3808

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TR88
                                                  move to monaco
                                                  The most expensive place to live on the planet.
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                                                  • ACoochy
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-19-09
                                                    • 13949

                                                    #26
                                                    Coach I heard a gram of blow is like $500 here. Think u need to get into the importing/exporting business
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                                                    • MatI
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-17-11
                                                      • 5200

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ACoochy
                                                      Coach I heard a gram of blow is like $500 here. Think u need to get into the importing/exporting business
                                                      nah, $300
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                                                      • wtf
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-22-08
                                                        • 12983

                                                        #28
                                                        u could not even get a tourist v i s a , let alone let you live there u fukin felon
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          The key is to marry someone

                                                          I think I can pull that off
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                                                          • Bengals28
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 04-20-11
                                                            • 2164

                                                            #30
                                                            On of my old friends from school got approved to live there. She's a missionary I think though.
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                                                            • Goat Milk
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 03-24-10
                                                              • 25850

                                                              #31
                                                              good luck chief. i thought you were married

                                                              like i said you had a great run but thats over now.

                                                              its time to ride the next wave before you miss it
                                                              Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                                              • Tech N9ne
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 06-24-11
                                                                • 5366

                                                                #32
                                                                I should move to Australia and hunt down Shari then take pics of me and her and send to JJ just piss him off
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                                                                • Big Bear
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                                  • 43253

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Austrailia would be cool I think. Lots of animals that try to kill you but It looks beautiful on tv.

                                                                  Sharks
                                                                  Crocodiles
                                                                  Poisonous Snakes
                                                                  and i'm sure there are others
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                                                                  • Big Bear
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-01-11
                                                                    • 43253

                                                                    #34
                                                                    we have all that in America but it seems Australia has a ton of shark attacks
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                                                                    • ACoochy
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 08-19-09
                                                                      • 13949

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Coach I know of someone who will marry a 'foreigner' if the price is right.
                                                                      Fukk her over though and even the police won't be able to identify the remains inside the wombat hole. . .
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