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  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #1
    The holidays are a time for reflection
    I always get introspective this time of year. not many games on the card. why do we gamble? is it really worth rolling so many salvation army bell ringers and loaded christmas shoppers in parking lots to pad our bankrolls? what about the kids crying on their dirty sheetless mattresses while daddy has a coronary because of another tebow miracle? who thinks of them when santa forgets to visit again this year?

    well the answer I always invariably come up with is yes. eat those cole cuts, bet that card and stay in the fukkin game. there is no way out of this. god bless
  • Br0nxer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-11
    • 13665

    #2
    Never fukkin heard a ya pal
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    • opie1988
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-12-10
      • 23429

      #3
      Originally posted by mrmarket
      I always get introspective this time of year. not many games on the card. why do we gamble? is it really worth rolling so many salvation army bell ringers and loaded christmas shoppers in parking lots to pad our bankrolls? what about the kids crying on their dirty sheetless mattresses while daddy has a coronary because of
      another tebow miracle? who thinks of them when santa forgets to visit again this year?
      well the answer I always invariably come up with is yes. eat those cole cuts, bet that card and stay in the fukkin game. there is no way out of this. god
      bless


      Agreed. Fukk 'em.

      Must stay in the game at all costs!

      Certainly Dallas will cover this week......right???
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      • mrmarket
        SBR MVP
        • 01-26-10
        • 4953

        #4
        Originally posted by Br0nxer
        Never fukkin heard a ya pal
        i am not surprised. i am stealthy like a cheetah. was eating some ziti on my moped casing a house and I saw this old lady loaded down with presents getting into her suv. i was packin so i pulled my fruitcake from the sidecar and creeped up to her. i told her u fukkin old hag give me those gifts and she starting screeching we struggled a bit quick pinch killer bod under track suite and by the end she gave me the lot of presents while smoking and said who the fukk are my grandkids???? might have been alzheimers but pretty sure it was sexual prowess that wiped her mind.

        u are a working man bronxer you can appreciate the struggle. now those ditches aren't going to dig themselves. god bless
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        • Br0nxer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-25-11
          • 13665

          #5
          Originally posted by mrmarket
          i am not surprised. i am stealthy like a cheetah. was eating some ziti on my moped casing a house and I saw this old lady loaded down with presents getting into her suv. i was packin so i pulled my fruitcake from the sidecar and creeped up to her. i told her u fukkin old hag give me those gifts and she starting screeching we struggled a bit quick pinch killer bod under track suite and by the end she gave me the lot of presents while smoking and said who the fukk are my grandkids???? might have been alzheimers put pretty sure it was sexual prowess that wiped her mind.

          u are a working man bronxer you can appreciate the struggle. now those ditches aren't going to dig themselves. god bless
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          • mrmarket
            SBR MVP
            • 01-26-10
            • 4953

            #6
            Originally posted by opie1988


            Agreed. Fukk 'em.

            Must stay in the game at all costs!

            Certainly Dallas will cover this week......right???
            dallas has a good chance this week. their minds are in the game now. you are a solid capper opie I will tail your next plays. you are confident like a roided up shemale. you remind me of a texan are you from texas?
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            • opie1988
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-12-10
              • 23429

              #7
              Originally posted by mrmarket
              dallas has a good chance this week. their minds are in the game now. you are a solid capper opie I will tail your next plays. you are confident like a roided up shemale. you remind me of a texan are you from texas?
              Appreciate the kind words, Market. I also have several leans for some bowl games....including Texas, Texas A&M, TCU, SMU, Baylor and others.

              And yes, I actually am from Texas. Was it my southern vernacular that gave me away?
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Actually Christmas Eve and Day this year are huge gambling cards

                If your not gambling both those days with all you Christmas money your a fool
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                • mrmarket
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-26-10
                  • 4953

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Actually Christmas Eve and Day this year are huge gambling cards

                  If your not gambling both those days with all you Christmas money your a fool
                  u think people have money left by christmas? better stop putting that turtle wax on your dome the chemicals are seeping into your brain. might be time to change that polishing rag too thing looks like a wet rat.

                  jj most here are kneeing gramps in the stomach to get that $20 cash money from the envelope and on the phone with the bookie 20 seconds later parlaying the card. not big money at all. bets are stepped up after christmas when little johnny and jenny's gifts are taken to the shylock.
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                  • mrmarket
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-26-10
                    • 4953

                    #10
                    Originally posted by opie1988
                    Appreciate the kind words, Market. I also have several leans for some bowl games....including Texas, Texas A&M, TCU, SMU, Baylor and others.

                    And yes, I actually am from Texas. Was it my southern vernacular that gave me away?
                    i was confused opie thought you were ivy league silver crust not many texans go out east and become yalies. it's like trying to eat mint sauce on some short ribs doesn't really go together but you're a smart guy you must have had some angle. good solid leans on the bowl games time to make that cash money opie. I will take little johnny's snow shoveling money to Jean-guy to re-up now.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Well if I had family and friends and got some cash and even gifts I would convert to sportsbook money and try to build it

                      So many greats games on holiday not to have action on them

                      I think your missing out if you do not gamble on the holidays
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                      • mrmarket
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 4953

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Well if I had family and friends and got some cash and even gifts I would convert to sportsbook money and try to build it

                        So many greats games on holiday not to have action on them

                        I think your missing out if you do not gamble on the holidays
                        get your shit straight you lazy fukk carol will give you some christmas fruit cake and you can pawn that off to the homeless who are full of cash this time of season. don't forget the christmas cards from the various dominatrix around town you keep their kids in school and they will kick back some to their best customer.
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                        • Cuse0323
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                          • 12-09-09
                          • 30169

                          #13
                          are you losing it market?
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