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  • Bcatswin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-21-10
    • 13931

    #1
    Sandusky's Lawyer(Holy Shit) Bizarre


    Jerry Sandusky's attorney isn't off to the best start.
    Joseph Amendola, who is supposed to be defending the former Penn State defensive coordinator who has been accused of multiple counts of sex abuse against young boys, continues to have foot-in-mouth moments. Tuesday, after Sandusky waived his preliminary hearing to go straight to trial, Amedola held an impromptu news conference on the courthouse steps and announced that anyone who thinks Sandusky is a child molester should call "1-800-REALITY."
    "Anyone who is naive enough to think for a minute that Tim Curley, Joe Paterno, Gary Schultz and, for that matter, Graham Spanier, the university president, were told by Mike McQueary that he observed Jerry Sandusky having anal sex with a 10-year-old-looking kid in a shower at Penn State or Penn State property and their response was to simply tell Jerry Sandusky that, 'Don't go in the shower room any more with kids.' I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY. Because that makes absolutely no sense."
    No, what makes no sense is Amendola asking folks to call a gay sex line in an attempt to clear his client's name. Yeah, "1-800-REALITY" is a gay sex line. We know. We called. We heard, "Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action" and we hung up.
    It's such a bad mistake that you can hear the district attorney and the rest of the prosecution giggling in an office somewhere.
    Amendola's misdial came just a month after Sandusky flubbed his response when Bob Costas asked whether he was sexually attracted to young boys. And just 10 days after Sandusky stumbled while trying to clarify his attraction to young boys in an interview with the New York Times with Amendola sitting in a chair reading just a few feet away.
    It's been one faux pas after another for Sandusky and his legal team and none of it has made Sandusky look less guilty or more sympathetic. From the very beginning, Amendola's defense has been to get out in front of the media and let Sandusky tell his story, and it has backfired at every turn. This latest gaffe should be a sign from the universe that staying quiet might be their best public defense.
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    Fukers unreal
  • Puppy
    SBR MVP
    • 11-23-11
    • 1994

    #2
    youtube link didnt work for me
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      What balls

      This guy using a different strategy and could work
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      • yisman
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-01-08
        • 75682

        #4
        he told people to dial a gay sex hotline, oh man

        is that one of jjgold's favorite phone numbers?
        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
        [/quote]

        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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        • Bcatswin
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          • 12-21-10
          • 13931

          #5
          What fuking kind of approach is this.
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          • Bcatswin
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            • 12-21-10
            • 13931

            #6
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            • Bcatswin
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              • 12-21-10
              • 13931

              #7
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              • ROFLcopter
                SBR MVP
                • 06-16-10
                • 4446

                #8


                Guy is hysterical. Intentionally trying to get Sandusky fried. Wish he was the lawyer for OJ
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                • SportsMushroom
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-28-10
                  • 4177

                  #9
                  obviously he was trying to sound funny or witty, probably was not aware that number existed and the irony in that it is a gay hotline


                  which is what makes it funny


                  or the same god that helps a good christian win football games in the 4th quarter is trying to make sure a bad christian loses some football games in jail
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                  • onacloud
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-14-10
                    • 5360

                    #10
                    I wouldn't be surprised if he gets off with no charges. Hear-say doesn't hold in court so unless their is some real evidence his lawyer is right. His lawyer also said they weren't looking for any plea and no plea would be accepted hence why their going straight to trail. Jerry will have a very good defense all depends on the jurors interoperation of the law should be interesting to say the least.
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                    • mh217
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-05-10
                      • 2226

                      #11
                      yea so sandusky can cry attorney incompetence 2 years from now and then its a re trial and the whole stuff starts all over..meanwhile the poor kids go thru hell and ridicule for 2 years and then they are asked to do it all over and some just give up cause they cant handle going thru all that again....if this guy beats this rap the system is a joke.
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                      • Dirty Sanchez
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-01-10
                        • 16031

                        #12
                        Thank Goodness he didn't wear his Penn State gear into the Courthouse like last week.....somehow PSU needs to hire a Special Ops crew to break into his house and steal his swag....damn guy is just rubbing salt into the wounds of fans now
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                        • yisman
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-01-08
                          • 75682

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                          obviously he was trying to sound funny or witty, probably was not aware that number existed and the irony in that it is a gay hotline
                          Guy is a fool for not checking out the number first.

                          I would've been willing to bet a lot of money that 1-800-REALITY was a real number because every 1-800-<meaningful word(s)> is taken.

                          So the only question was what it was a number for.
                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                          [/quote]

                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                          • Fieldysnuts44
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-02-08
                            • 1592

                            #14
                            Somebody should just shoot the Fukker in the head
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                            • Puppy
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-23-11
                              • 1994

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                              Thank Goodness he didn't wear his Penn State gear into the Courthouse like last week.....somehow PSU needs to hire a Special Ops crew to break into his house and steal his swag....damn guy is just rubbing salt into the wounds of fans now
                              yeah he had the PSU wrestling jacket on when he was arrested last week, wrestling
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                              • big0mar
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                                • 01-09-09
                                • 3374

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                What balls

                                This guy using a different strategy and could work
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                                • BetterBizness
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-20-06
                                  • 5737

                                  #17
                                  1-800-reality

                                  Aside from JJ's #3 speed dial...

                                  Joe Amendola, the attorney for Jerry Sandusky who thus far has been lawyerin' like a man who got his J.D. from the bottom of a cereal box, did some more lawyerin' in front of the cameras this morning. The choicest moment: At one point, Amendola discussed the possibility that Mike McQueary witnessed a rape, told Joe Paterno and two university administrators, and no one did anything except tell Sandusky to stay out of the locker room with kids. To anyone who believes that version of events, Amendola said, "I suggest you dial 1-800-REALITY." We did. Here's what we got:

                                  Hey guys, welcome to the hottest place for triple-X action. Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute.

                                  http://deadspin.com/5867633/sandusky...hone-sex-line-[update]?tag=jerry-sandusky
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                                  • ngates815
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-01-09
                                    • 13845

                                    #18
                                    Just heard that on Howard Stern....Was cracking up.
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                                    • teaserpleaser
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 08-14-08
                                      • 26015

                                      #19
                                      Where did sandusky find this clown ?
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                                      • BetterBizness
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 05-20-06
                                        • 5737

                                        #20
                                        Just getting worse and worse for this clown... serves him right...
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                                        • crustyme
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                                          • 09-29-10
                                          • 16896

                                          #21
                                          lawyer joe impregnated a 16 year old so sandusky must've dialed 1-800-pedo-law.
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                                          • BetterBizness
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-20-06
                                            • 5737

                                            #22
                                            Comment from JJ please...
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                                            • yisman
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-01-08
                                              • 75682

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              What balls

                                              This guy using a different strategy and could work
                                              ...
                                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                              [/quote]

                                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                              • bb_skoots
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 05-04-11
                                                • 1088

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by onacloud
                                                I wouldn't be surprised if he gets off with no charges. Hear-say doesn't hold in court so unless their is some real evidence his lawyer is right. His lawyer also said they weren't looking for any plea and no plea would be accepted hence why their going straight to trail. Jerry will have a very good defense all depends on the jurors interoperation of the law should be interesting to say the least.
                                                Testimony from an alleged victim isn't hearsay.
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                                                • Bcatswin
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-21-10
                                                  • 13931

                                                  #25
                                                  Damn joke anymore.
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