Paterno Hospitalized

[InTheDrink]

Fell and broke his pelvis

What are the odds that he'll be alive next Christmas? What a fall from grace.

[Dirty Sanchez]

That's what happens when he has all kinds of time on his hands and is chasing his wife all over the house

[seaborneq]

He probably is setting up his Kenneth Lay exit to get the target off his back so that his grandkids will be able to eat. All that is missing is a trip to the woods to end it.

[Mr KLC]

It saddens me to see all of this happening to a guy I held so high in esteem for so long.

[InTheDrink]

What are the odds that he'll be alive next Christmas? What a fall from grace.

[MatI]

He is dead. Confirmed on NY Times!

Wow.