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  • EddieJones
    SBR Sharp
    • 06-10-08
    • 394

    #1
    Guys, the secret to a perfect relationship is
    To not give a crap about the girl in bed. I will never understand women.
  • FreeFall
    SBR MVP
    • 02-20-08
    • 3365

    #2
    it's actually communication, but you can think treating them like trash is the best way to find a wife.

    Does work well for one night stands though.
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    • Kaps
      SBR MVP
      • 09-09-06
      • 3272

      #3
      Originally posted by EddieJones
      To not give a crap about the girl in bed. I will never understand women.
      totally wrong ....if you dont take care of biz in bed she will be bangin other guys behind your back
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      • purecarnagge
        SBR MVP
        • 10-05-07
        • 4843

        #4
        alls that matters is I can bust a nut, not have to wait 30 minutes to do it unless I want to and go back to doing w/e it is the **** I want to do without having to clean/cook or pay bills.
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        • Panic
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-06-08
          • 10367

          #5
          The secret to a perfect relationship is not to be in one.
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          • EddieJones
            SBR Sharp
            • 06-10-08
            • 394

            #6
            I'm married. And maybe that has something to do with it but the lunchpacker seems to think great sex sessions means I'm banging another girl. Go figure.
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            • Kaps
              SBR MVP
              • 09-09-06
              • 3272

              #7
              most girls are mentally fukked up the way they feel and think....one day its one and then the next day its something new...as a guy if you can put up with the b.s. and go with the flow you should be fine

              i was married too for three years and was miserable from the word go....
              marriage is a good thing if you can find the right situation but if its not its the worst thing to go thru

              me personally ive found my nitch ....ive been on a nice run the past couple years just goin out and having fun ....bangin away with no headaches
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              • EddieJones
                SBR Sharp
                • 06-10-08
                • 394

                #8
                By the looks of the honeys on your arms, I'd say you got it nice..
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                • englishmike
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-19-08
                  • 5279

                  #9
                  The secret to a perfect relationship is divorce.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kaps
                    most girls are mentally fukked up the way they feel and think....one day its one and then the next day its something new...as a guy if you can put up with the b.s. and go with the flow you should be fine

                    i was married too for three years and was miserable from the word go....
                    marriage is a good thing if you can find the right situation but if its not its the worst thing to go thru

                    me personally ive found my nitch ....ive been on a nice run the past couple years just goin out and having fun ....bangin away with no headaches
                    You lucky fuk
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                    • TodaysAction
                      Restricted User
                      • 08-01-08
                      • 12762

                      #11
                      Originally posted by EddieJones
                      To not give a crap about the girl in bed. I will never understand women.
                      My guess is you're under 25, right?
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                      • Teela
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-19-08
                        • 2551

                        #12
                        Originally posted by englishmike
                        The secret to a perfect relationship is divorce.
                        Best answer
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                        • pimike
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-23-08
                          • 37140

                          #13
                          She has to be your best friend, lover. Able to trust with anything. Otherwise forget it.

                          Oh and allow you to gamble
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                          • englishmike
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-19-08
                            • 5279

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pimike
                            She has to be your best friend, lover. Able to trust with anything. Otherwise forget it.

                            Oh and allow you to gamble
                            Exactly. You'd have more chance of goin to a gay bar andnot getting your ass felt.
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                            • pimike
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-23-08
                              • 37140

                              #15
                              Originally posted by englishmike
                              Exactly. You'd have more chance of goin to a gay bar andnot getting your ass felt.
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                              • wtt0315
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-18-07
                                • 8037

                                #16
                                you always have your hand, no need to care about the girl in bed when rosie palm and her five sisters are always there for u
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                                • juzgotlucky
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 07-14-08
                                  • 173

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Panic
                                  The secret to a perfect relationship is not to be in one.
                                  this is one of the best advice i had ever heard!
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