no insurance just hit a tree??

[sideloaded]

ahh man my Mom is going to kill me! What do I do?

[Br0nxer]

[Brock Landers]

who drives with no insurance?

[Dirty Sanchez]

ahh man my Mom is going to kill me! What do I do?

First off...you are worried about your mom? How old are you? Pour gas all over the car and set it on fire....quickly! Blame it on Al Qaeda sympathizers

[InTheDrink]

1) get insurance tomorrow
2) wait one full week and call insurance company
3) ?????
4) Profit!



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[Goat Milk]

take it to a body shop and tell him you want to pay cash and not go through insurance.

[rfr3sh]

How did you hit a tree

[seaborneq]

Call Suh. Lie about everything.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Thankfully you took the time after crashing into a tree to post here on Players Talk? Just another SBR Fantasy....I would juice the story up by adding some tranny's or one-eyed MILF's with no teeth to at least give people a laugh.

[BIGDAY]

Policy effective yesterday.

[BIGDAY]

Why do our rates keep going up? .

1) get insurance tomorrow
2) wait one full week and call insurance company
3) ?????
4) Profit!



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[TR88]

[InTheDrink]

Policy effective yesterday.

Why do our rates keep going up? .

[DrStale]

Get back into the car, drive into tree again this time going much faster. One less idiot.

[TR88]

Get back into the car, drive into tree again this time going much faster. One less idiot.

fkn mokey looking idiot stale it is

[senseionline]

where is ur 7k?

[BIGDAY]

Get back into the car, drive into tree again this time going much faster. One less idiot.

[Tree Rollins]

You're going to have to murder your mother.

I can't see any other way out of this.

[excel]

This is one of the only places you can come and get honest +EV information on things like this.

[Fieldysnuts44]

[QUOTE=Dirty Sanchez;12681479]Thankfully you took the time after crashing into a tree to post here on Players Talk? Just another SBR Fantasy....I would juice the story up by adding some tranny's or one-eyed MILF's with no teeth to at least give people a laugh.

Relax,my dads a tv repair man,he's got a gnarly set of tools.I can fix it.Your mom is going to shit and then kill you.Luckily everyone on the board knows so she won't get away with it.

[FindTheLock]

tell your mom you're sorry and get a job so you can pay for the damages.

[4TH AND STUPID]

jerkoff, it relieves stress

[stikymess]

Where the pics? It's SBR bro, no pics then it didn't happen.

[DrStale]

fkn mokey looking idiot stale it is

Can somebody translate this? I dont speak moron.

[iifold]

Your mom will be happy that your not hurt...

She isn't the enemy...

10 years from now you will laugh at this...

[TR88]

Can somebody translate this? I dont speak moron.

you fkn twink

[BIGDAY]

Where the pics? It's SBR bro, no pics then it didn't happen.

[Ra77er]

Who the fuk posts on sbr after having an accident?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Can somebody translate this? I dont speak moron.

Not sure Doc...but I'm going to go out on a limb here...it has something to do with fukkin a monkey

[TR88]

Not sure Doc...but I'm going to go out on a limb here...it has something to do with fukkin a monkey

come at me you fkn broke dic.k motorcycle riding motherfukker

[ttwarrior1]

get on your moms insurance, she should know if you have it or not also

[TR88]

but on a serious note I have to give you the only answer here, since all posters are dumb as fukk and long term losers...

sideloaded you simply dont do shit in this situation, if youre saying your mom is going to kill you that means it is your moms car, that means she has insurance, so you tell your mom to call the insurance company and they fix that shit pal....

thats why TR88 is top 10 sharpest posters on SBR dot com

[crustyme]

blame it on a drone strike.

[GUMMO77]

You're going to have to murder your mother.

I can't see any other way out of this.

Sound strategy

[Dirty Sanchez]

come at me you fkn broke dic.k motorcycle riding motherfukker

Sorry Man...translating is serious business....I can only do it a couple of times a night...