Machida Training with Steven Segal

[Glitch]

7th degree blackbelt Steve Segal training lyoto machida

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uIYAh3dQyk

training anderson silva

[BIGDAY]

[smoke a bowl]

I hope he's training Machida how to run.

[jjgold]

Segal would run away as fast as he can in real life

This s the fukkin movies man

[Glitch]

early morning smart JJ is off duty now i guess.

you probably think Bruce Lee would have been a bad MMA fighter too right?

[King Mayan]

He's been training with Blackhouse for a while now.... Especially in the LA gym.

[HoulihansTX]

Wonder who Chuck Norris trains.

[gabe]

Wonder who Chuck Norris trains.

Dolph Lundgren is preparing Gustaffson for his bout with Matyushenko.

I hear Van-Damme is working with GSP, too, to prepare for Diaz. I also hear GSP and Van Damme are the same guy. So I dunno.

[ACoochy]

Segal would run away as fast as he can in real life This s the fukkin movies man

Cos 7th dan means nothing

You go take him on coach. O/U for length of match would be set at 1.5 seconds....

Guys, notice how he didnt throw a single punch :light:

[Glitch]

i remember seeing segal walk out with Anderson before this fight then afterwards i thought they were joking when they both said Steven Segal taught him this kick. they were not joking.

[Tree Rollins]

Jones needs to get Chuck Norris in camp if he wants to have a chance.

[Sam Odom]

Lots of mystery surrounds Steven Segal's early life

Real life 'Rambo' many think

[freeVICK]

Machida also drinks his piss

[Glitch]

jon bones jones is the baddest man on the planet right now.

[bradthebloke]

who was the fighter who literally choked seagal out until he pissed his pants. it was like a trainer on one of his movies

[Mr.Kitty]

I hope he's training Machida how to run.

Some people say that master Seagals running style is pretty gay

[marcoloco]

thats awesome

[kmdubya]

Jones needs to get Chuck Norris in camp if he wants to have a chance.

Man. Chuck Norris checks his closet before going to sleep to make sure Steven Segal isn't hiding in there.

[DarkfallOnline]

who was the fighter who literally choked seagal out until he pissed his pants. it was like a trainer on one of his movies

(Judo) Gene LeBell ?

[TheCalculator]

(Judo) Gene LeBell ?

YUP! My trainer trained (got abused) by Uncle Gene. Gene tried to talk to Seagal about chilling out with the stunt guys (he was too rough). Steven got pissed and told him he couldn't do anything to him. And before Steven knew what was going out he was choked out.

Then... Seagal woke up and said he could never do that again and... Uncle Gene chokes him out AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA!

Gene also man-handled Bruce Lee and threw him a dumpster when they were messing around once.

Gene would of been the UFC champion in the 70's. He can literally break every bone in your body in a pitch black room. VERY dangerous man.

[Glitch]

who was the fighter who literally choked seagal out until he pissed his pants. it was like a trainer on one of his movies

heard he pooped his pants when he was unconscious.

[JohnGalt2341]

YUP! My trainer trained (got abused) by Uncle Gene. Gene tried to talk to Seagal about chilling out with the stunt guys (he was too rough). Steven got pissed and told him he couldn't do anything to him. And before Steven knew what was going out he was choked out. Then... Seagal woke up and said he could never do that again and... Uncle Gene chokes him out AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA! Gene also man-handled Bruce Lee and threw him a dumpster when they were messing around once. Gene would of been the UFC champion in the 70's. He can literally break every bone in your body in a pitch black room. VERY dangerous man.

Great post. Here's Joe Rogan talking about Seagal's "training" Machida and Anderson... as well as him getting choked out by Gene.

[Educ8d Degener8]

heard he pooped his pants when he was unconscious.

Heard that as well...

[sideloaded]

vid doesnt work

[Dirty Sanchez]

He may want to climb in the cage with Segal and fight Bones 2 on 1...because it's his only chance

[Mr.Kitty]

He may want to climb in the cage with Segal and fight Bones 2 on 1...because it's his only chance

That would not be healthy for Jones because master Seagal would snap both of Jons arms like twigs within the first minute. Then you would hear Lyotos father Yoshizo Machida loudly shout "Finish Him!!" Mortal Kombat style and Lyoto would stand ready and deliver a new awesome finishing move which inevitably would cripple Jon Jones.