TT Warrior Come in here you fukkin Twinkie

[Goat Milk]

Say something funny slave

and gold tokens shall be on the way

[ttwarrior1]

1. my mom still buys me toilet paper even though i wipe my ass with a towel. So much easier and more convenient


2 a blonde women was on a girls’ weekend in Las Vegas. She stood in front of a candy machine, put in two quarters, turned the knob, and a candy bar fell out. She repeated the process, and again a candy bar fell out. Elated, she tried again as a man approached, saying, “Excuse me miss, what are you doing?”

She said, “Hello! I’m winning here!”

3. a man comes home from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him. “Where the heck have you been?”

“Sorry, but I lost you in a poker game. You’ll have to leave.”

“How did you manage that, you fool?”

“It wasn’t easy. I had to fold a royal flush.”

3. a man hear's a voice, that tells him “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He ignores it. The next day he hears the same voice telling him “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He ignores it. On a third day, he hears the voice again; saying “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He finally obeys.

Upon arriving in Las Vegas, the voice says, “Go to the Rio.” He does.

At the Rio, the voice says, “Put your last $10,000 on a WSOP entry.” He does.

The first hand of the tournament, the man is dealt A A. “Go all in,” commands the voice. He does and gets three callers. The flop is J T 9. “F*%$!” says the voice.

[TR88]

[Goat Milk]

thanks

[daimoshokage]

Funny shit!

[FourLengthsClear]

3. a man hear's a voice, that tells him “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He ignores it. The next day he hears the same voice telling him “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He ignores it. On a third day, he hears the voice again; saying “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He finally obeys.

Upon arriving in Las Vegas, the voice says, “Go to the Rio.” He does.

At the Rio, the voice says, “Put your last $10,000 on a WSOP entry.” He does.

The first hand of the tournament, the man is dealt A A. “Go all in,” commands the voice. He does and gets three callers. The flop is J T 9. “F*%$!” says the voice.

LOL. Not bad.

[NYSportsGuy210]

I don't understand how the last one is funny.

[SlickRick1382]

Good stuff TT

[yisman]

I don't understand how the last one is funny.

Same.

[paco]

Don't understand the last joke.

[daimoshokage]

Don't understand the last joke.

because you're a fukking moron..

[MartinBlank]

Well done TT.

That is actually pretty good.

[DrStale]

Last one is funny indeed.