My buddy is a idoit!!! (casino story)

[Iwinyourmoney]

So I get a call from my friend who is at a casino somewhere down south, I forgot the name.

He bought it roulette for 2g and was up to $12g. He said he wanted comped the high roller suite and they said "Your about 8g short on your wager history to get that as it is reserved for super high rollers".

He, being half drunk, said "So if I put this $12k in play right now after the spin I can have it" the pit boss says "yes"

He asked for table limit to be raised, and they did so.

He puts 6k on red and 6k on black. The pit boss says what the hell are you doing. He said "putting it in play like you said"

Geez wtf do you think come up? 00 GREEN!

Needless to say he got the suite

[Francis Sollozzo]

My buddy is a idoit!!!

[SBR Lou]

Hopefully his head doesn't hurt too much in the morning.

[Broke Sport Guy]

My buddy is a idoit!!!

apple dont fall far from the tree does it?

[pat venditto]

He made an -ev bet and paid for it.

[bettilimbroke999]

Agreed, your friend is an idiot.

[daggerkobe]

BS

[SBR Lou]

BS

Raising it?

[onlooker]

Thats some funny sheit.

[Panic]

IWin, if you're gonna call your buddy an idiot, please spell IDIOT right in your thread title.

[PinnacleWhale]

yeah, pretty stupid. i can understand putting it all on red. this is just too funny.

[SBR Lou]

IWin, if you're gonna call your buddy an idiot, please spell IDIOT right in your thread title.

Alright, you've had enough tonight.

Stay up and watch the Michael Phelps replay with me...

[Panic]

I'm starting to sober up, Crazyl. Otherwise, I wouldnt have caught it.

[FreeFall]

how would a suite ever be worth $25k is beyond me, but apparently it was to him.

[SBR Lou]

how would a suite ever be worth $25k is beyond me, but apparently it was to him.

He just wanted the 'status' of having stayed in the comped high roller suite. Not sure if the alcohol influenced his decision or if he is just the braggart type, but most definitely a regrettable decision.

[Nicky Santoro]

the casino edge in roulette is 5.26%.. so basically, he paid 631 dollars to get a free room.. but it really cost him 12k.. iwin has some high roller friends who bet 12k a spin? a kid is going to risk 12,000 dollars or break even just to get a free room on a 1/20 chance of losing 12,000??


Is this story true?

NO -675
YES +595
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Over under of time it took iwin to invent this story?

4.5 hrs ov -125
4.5 hrs un +105

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Does Iwin even have a friend that gambles on roulette?

NO -175
YES +155

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Does Iwin even have any friends?

NO -115
YES -105

[Iwinyourmoney]

lol oops sorry for the bad spelling. I just got off the phone with him when I was typing this.

Nicky, I dont need to make stuff up. Its the internet, who cars pal?

If you guys knew him, then you would understand why. He is the type that "brags" about how much he lost at the casino like it makes him cool. We will be downtown and he will bring it up in front of girls "Ya I lost $1500 at the casino last night" like he thinks it impresses people. Its sad really

[Panic]

lol oops sorry for the bad spelling. I just got off the phone with him when I was typing this.

Nicky, I dont need to make stuff up. Its the internet, who cars pal?

If you guys knew him, then you would understand why. He is the type that "brags" about how much he lost at the casino like it makes him cool. We will be downtown and he will bring it up in front of girls "Ya I lost $1500 at the casino last night" like he thinks it impresses people. Its sad really

I'm just giving you a hard time, bro.

[SBR Lou]

lol oops sorry for the bad spelling. I just got off the phone with him when I was typing this.

Nicky, I dont need to make stuff up. Its the internet, who cars pal?

If you guys knew him, then you would understand why. He is the type that "brags" about how much he lost at the casino like it makes him cool. We will be downtown and he will bring it up in front of girls "Ya I lost $1500 at the casino last night" like he thinks it impresses people. Its sad really

I believe you, but you have to admit, Nicky did come up with some sharp lines.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Nicky please give me the following for the max:

True story +595
4.5hours under for +105
Friend who play roulette YES +155
Have friends? YES -110

[Panic]

IWin, you're a good guy. But I'm with Nicky about laying 12k to get a free room. That makes no sense. He's up alot and will risk it all to get a free room?

[Iwinyourmoney]

Yes very sharp lines.

[smitch124]

He was an idiot from the second the word "roulette" was uttered...

[Iwinyourmoney]

IWin, you're a good guy. But I'm with Nicky about laying 12k to get a free room. That makes no sense. He's up alot and will risk it all to get a free room?

Yes, he will to get that "status" feeling. He doesnt care about the money (hes always broke anyways) but he loves the status. He has dreams of being a high roller and wanting to feel like a Vgeas big shot. It's kind of sick

[justbet]

i guarantee that bet wouldn't have counted towards the wager requirement.

[Nicky Santoro]

i guarantee that bet wouldn't have counted towards the wager requirement.

why wouldn't it.. the casino would love a guy to put in a bet like this.. 1/19 chance at losing 12k, and the worst they can do is break even.. this would be a dream for the casino. it's a win win situation for the casino.. assuming it was a true story.. which it wasn't..

[RealSlimShady]

If he was going to do something like that, better to play baccarat. Just bet player and banker. At least he can't lose both sides. And if player wins, he doesn't lose a penny!

[Iwinyourmoney]

whatever you say Nicky I forgot you know all

[juzgotlucky]

thats why his own friend called him an idiot... does your friend know this?!!! hahahah

[AC1318]

if anything it tells me the wheel was rigged and they stuck it up his ass

I am surprised he didn't get arrested for beating the pit boss ass

[unit1884]

what an idiot, he should have placed 315 on each number, guaranteed to lose a little but not everything

[flyingillini]

Wow

[SportNut]

apple dont fall far from the tree does it?

[vsdspread]

So I get a call from my friend who is at a casino somewhere down south, I forgot the name.

He bought it roulette for 2g and was up to $12g. He said he wanted comped the high roller suite and they said "Your about 8g short on your wager history to get that as it is reserved for super high rollers".

He, being half drunk, said "So if I put this $12k in play right now after the spin I can have it" the pit boss says "yes"

He asked for table limit to be raised, and they did so.

He puts 6k on red and 6k on black. The pit boss says what the hell are you doing. He said "putting it in play like you said"

Geez wtf do you think come up? 00 GREEN!

Needless to say he got the suite

This is 100% a bullshit story either made up by you or your friend.

First, comps don't work like the way you described.

[5 star bomb]

bs