Guys How Is My Game?? Simulated Voice Mail To A Chick

tanner40 · 12-03-11, 05:28 PM

Doing the same thing but expecting different results.

Grits n' Gravy · 12-03-11, 05:49 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10 it gets a 1. My girl watched it and said it was just sad and creepy.

sneakerhead · 12-03-11, 05:52 PM

10

samgurt · 12-03-11, 05:54 PM

chicks love being called broads...

jjgold · 12-03-11, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

On a scale of 1 to 10 it gets a 1. My girl watched it and said it was just sad and creepy.

Mo better blues · 12-03-11, 06:05 PM

I cant remember the guy's name but he would post video's of him banging girls in the country he lived...somewhere is South America. He even had a maid and thought about banging her too. What was that guy's name?.......anyway...you need to find that guy, have him send a few hookers over on a boat and be done with it. Otherwise a Russian mailorder bride or an asian massage palor would be my next stop.

Grits n' Gravy · 12-03-11, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sorry jj. Truth hurts. You sound like a guy trying to sell some penny stock from a boiler room. Next time you come to Vegas I will get you laid by a woman if you can just not talk very much.

Blondie · 12-03-11, 06:06 PM

Aww LL, making up a girlfriend? Oh boy...

While I love the idea of a gambling outfit... do you wear that out when trying to hit on girls?

Tied up? Broad? Stuck out? Striking? oh boy...

Assertive? Aggressive? Yikes.

JJ the youtube stalled after the "If you don't call me back within 24 hours seriously wondering what you have of hers that you are holding for random...

Whew just lose your number.

hmmmm perhaps shari and I should discuss making you a project. The transformation of jjgold

excel · 12-03-11, 06:11 PM

Grits n' Gravy · 12-03-11, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by Blondie

Aww LL, making up a girlfriend? Oh boy...

While I love the idea of a gambling outfit... do you wear that out when trying to hit on girls?

Tied up? Broad? Stuck out? Striking? oh boy...

Assertive? Aggressive? Yikes.

JJ the youtube stalled after the "If you don't call me back within 24 hours seriously wondering what you have of hers that you are holding for random...

Whew just lose your number.

hmmmm perhaps shari and I should discuss making you a project. The transformation of jjgold

That is a real mission impossible. Better chance of him having dreadlocks than game with ladies. He makes zeta seem semi-smooth.

Blondie · 12-03-11, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy

That is a real mission impossible. Better chance of him having dreadlocks than game with ladies. He makes zeta seem semi-smooth.

I like a challenge

Dirty Sanchez · 12-03-11, 06:17 PM

Get something through your thick head...we will NEVER see you as a sexual stud....you're chick repellent you fuk

Grits n' Gravy · 12-03-11, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by Blondie

I like a challenge

Best of luck. Make it into a documentary for sbrtv. JJ is sbr's Chaz Bono.

jjgold · 12-03-11, 06:21 PM

I thought it was pretty good, I was not joking around in video
I was confident also, I basically used the strategy I do not need here and did not sound desperate

Blondie · 12-03-11, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I thought it was pretty good, I was not joking around in video
I was confident also, I basically used the strategy I do not need here and did not sound desperate

That is a good strategy, but a bit contradictory to the comment of multiple text messages....

Yes, you did appear confident but perhaps maybe just a tad too confident. It's a fine line to navigate.

ACoochy · 12-03-11, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by Blondie

Aww LL, making up a girlfriend? Oh boy... While I love the idea of a gambling outfit... do you wear that out when trying to hit on girls? Tied up? Broad? Stuck out? Striking? oh boy... Assertive? Aggressive? Yikes. JJ the youtube stalled after the "If you don't call me back within 24 hours seriously wondering what you have of hers that you are holding for random... Whew just lose your number. hmmmm perhaps shari and I should discuss making you a project. The transformation of jjgold

This is what im talkin bout. A tan, shaved head and nice mo will transform this uber shut-in into Jersey Shore's hootest piece of mancake...

Blondie · 12-03-11, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Get something through your thick head...we will NEVER see you as a sexual stud....you're chick repellent you fuk

Aww now, chick repellent is a bit strong, he just needs some finesse.

He definitely appears to have many good qualities it's just making those qualities shine

Grits n' Gravy · 12-03-11, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by Blondie

Aww now, chick repellent is a bit strong, he just needs some finesse.

He definitely appears to have many good qualities it's just making those qualities shine

A polished turd is still a turd. His head is shiny though.

RealSlimShady · 12-03-11, 06:47 PM

What a stud!! Probably second only to Zeta when it comes to being a playa

jjgold · 12-03-11, 06:52 PM

Fuk you Shady

Girls must love Albinos like you.... you white haired prick.

I have game but not looks

King Mayan · 12-03-11, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Get something through your thick head...we will NEVER see you as a sexual stud....you're chick repellent you fuk

stop hurting his feelings..

doublej95 · 12-03-11, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by tanner40

Doing the same thing but expecting different results.

I believe Einstein said that is Insanity

Dirty Sanchez · 12-03-11, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Blondie

Aww now, chick repellent is a bit strong, he just needs some finesse.

He definitely appears to have many good qualities it's just making those qualities shine

Screw that...if you want to play Dr Ruth with him by all means

I'm his reality check...he has a better chance of being struck by lightening then landing a high quality of the female persuasion

Of course if you can somehow put a Giant Eraser to wipe the internet clean then maybe I'll change my mind

numismatist · 12-03-11, 07:43 PM

JJ you need to lose the nasally New York lawyer accent, "shiksas" don't dig that these days.

jjgold · 12-03-11, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by numismatist

JJ you need to lose the nasally New York lawyer accent, "shiksas" don't dig that these days.

Thats how I talk man, you might not think so but I am very educated and well spoken

We all talk like this..man you guys want me to rollover and be a pussy in the voice mail??

Around here the man is in charge at all times, if not your labeled as a panty licker

Sam Odom · 12-03-11, 10:07 PM

You do better when talking to Hookers & CD'ers

wtf · 12-03-11, 10:35 PM

come on jj

it is ok to be sbr's top "corker"

BIGDAY · 12-04-11, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by wtf

come on jj

it is ok to be sbr's top "corker"

TodayIsForgotten · 12-04-11, 12:37 AM

Keep up the confidence, jj. You got this.

opie1988 · 12-04-11, 01:12 AM

I look forward to tomorrow's video.

dynamite140 · 12-04-11, 02:19 AM

what in the world is that?

TheIntegrityKid · 12-04-11, 02:22 AM

Haven't seen a JJ vid in a while.

Good to see they're still as hilarious as ever

Jonah · 12-04-11, 02:22 AM

Rock bottom may be your video. IT is fraught with plagiarism. You are better than this...

Jonah · 12-04-11, 02:34 AM