The Panic & Rogue Juror

[Bread]

Where you kids at? Come drink and gamble with Uncle Bread.

[Willie Bee]

I'm on the rum tonight, you crazy Bermudian. Watching the 'Stros already fall in too big of a hole against Brandon Webb. You can drink with Uncle Willie if the other numbnuts don't show up.

[JBC77]

Where you kids at? Come drink and gamble with Uncle Bread.

[Bread]

Oh my.....a little sippy sippy time with Willie Bee?

I'm scared.....

[Deuce]

I want Pavy, Richkas, and Jrich to drink with us.

[Robyn]

Bread, Uncle Willie is very chatty when he drinks.

I want to party with jj's rug.

[Bread]

I want Pavy, Richkas, and Jrich to drink with us.

Hmmm...a prima donna, a waste and a wannabe thug.

I'M IN!!!

[Willie Bee]

Yeah, I don't know what it is about rum, eight, nine doubles with soda and a twist, it's like I'm a different person. Get crazy and stay up past 10 o'clock and wild sh¡t like that.

Hey, I'm sure you know this already being from the islands, mon, but you know what drink will absolutely knock your peepee in the dirt? Uncle Willie's Rum punch --- 2 ozs dark rum, 2 ozs light rum, splash of fresh orange juice, splash of coconut milk, splash of soda, ice, repeat a couple of times.

Walked fvcking four in the top of the first against Webb. Congrats D-Backs bettors.

[Robyn]

Hey, Richkas knows how to make jail juice. That, my friend, is not a waste.

[Robyn]

Uncle Willie...Bread has some rum from Bermuda sitting on the shelf. We are scared to open it.

[Bread]

Yeah, I don't know what it is about rum, eight, nine doubles with soda and a twist, it's like I'm a different person. Get crazy and stay up past 10 o'clock and wild sh¡t like that.

Hey, I'm sure you know this already being from the islands, mon, but you know what drink will absolutely knock your peepee in the dirt? Uncle Willie's Rum punch --- 2 ozs dark rum, 2 ozs light rum, splash of fresh orange juice, splash of coconut milk, splash of soda, ice, repeat a couple of times.

Walked fvcking four in the top of the first against Webb. Congrats D-Backs bettors.

That drink sounds magical. How about some Dark n'Stormys?

A walk will kill you. 4 walks, will lead one to kill.

[Willie Bee]

Uncle Willie...Bread has some rum from Bermuda sitting on the shelf. We are scared to open it.

Y'all should send it to me. I ain't afraid of no black magic rum.

[Bread]

Willie be careful. This stuff will literally make your head explode. It happens all the time back home on the rock.

[Robyn]

We just watched that crappy movie with Nick Nolte that was made in Bermuda back in the 80's. The Deep? HOLY CRAP IT SUCKED! How did they get chicken foot voodoo on the island? Haitians aren't supposed to live in Bermuda...it's a British colony!

[Willie Bee]

Willie be careful. This stuff will literally make your head explode. It happens all the time back home on the rock.

Listen up Ol' Mustard Eyes. To quote the late great Redd Foxx, I don't want to be laying in that hospital bed when I'm 96 dying of nothin'. Would rather rot before I decompose. I've consumed corn liquor and rice shine in my life; a little sweet cane liquor ain't gonna hurt too much.

[Bread]

Willie you scare me. I bet you get wasted and take your shirt off and start running around the backyard.

You just seem the type.

I can't wait to drink with you.

[Willie Bee]

I only take my sleeveless shirts off to shower, sleep and bob for ham hocks.

Let's getrdone, Mustard Eyes.

[Bread]

Willie you gonna be up til 4 or 5 am since no The Panic or RJ right?

YEA!!!

[Robyn]

Willie wears sleeveless shirts, too?

Bread doesn't leave home without them.

[Willie Bee]

Willie you gonna be up til 4 or 5 am since no The Panic or RJ right?

Yeah, I'll be getting up between 4 and 5, you got that right brother.

[Willie Bee]

Willie wears sleeveless shirts, too?

Bread doesn't leave home without them.

Y'all are gonna' fit right in when you come visit. Bring that fvckin' bottle of rum with you.

[Bread]

Robyn...enough pictures. These guys will start rating me and I just can't deal with a low opinion of myself.

Willie... Put some tabasco and mini thins in your drink. That'll do it.

[Teela]

What about me? Pay attention to me!

I'm gonna stomp my princess foot!

What I meant to say is: I'll be here.

[Robyn]

Are you naked? If so, I hope you are counting to 21.

[The Amiable Doofus]

That fellow on the left has a real pretty smile so I give him a 8.7 cause he is not no HG and that gal on the right about the same
a 8.7.

[Robyn]

Bread has no teeth. Is that ok?

[The Amiable Doofus]

That is more than OK lady. HG is missing a leg aand its freeky with him. Do you like bananas.

[Bread]

Who is HG?

[Robyn]

Do you like bananas.

I used to.

[Panic]

Funny.

[Robyn]

Oh boy...Panic is here.

[Panic]

Funny again.

[Bread]

Why so angry TP?

[Robyn]

Panic is being glib.

[Panic]

The hits just keep on coming.