a true gamblers miracle

allabout the $$$ · 12-02-11, 02:52 PM

you are getting a clean start why not take some time off from gambling and SAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iifold · 12-02-11, 02:54 PM

This news is worthy of a video...

battle4life · 12-02-11, 02:56 PM

i plan to make a video on sbr in the next 2 weeks honestly yes a clean start im going to talk to my girl to see if i can take 5 classes next semester instead of 3 i need like 7 total or someshitttt......need to take as many classes so i can finish up....

Sam Odom · 12-02-11, 02:57 PM

Nice , but next it will be a scene out of the movie Gambler with Axel & his mom at the beach

battle4life · 12-02-11, 02:58 PM

i will make a video in the next 2 weeks im going to my uncles for chirstmas and i will offically be out of debt....

Masu485 · 12-02-11, 03:00 PM

Your uncle basically just saved your relationship.

Sam Odom · 12-02-11, 03:03 PM

Uncle may want to bang the girlfriend , just saying

DrStale · 12-02-11, 03:04 PM

So basically you're going to gamble your uncle's money that he gave you to pay for your bills and schooling. You're an excellent human being.

dom75 · 12-02-11, 03:05 PM

Damn Battle, you gonna get some tonight from your girl with that kind good news. Hell you oughta allow your uncle to get a free feel up of your girl for that at the Chrismas dinner.

battle4life · 12-02-11, 03:18 PM

you guys are sick ,ill get a clean start owning zero.....as far as my girl idk how shes going to take it....she might fly the coupe now......clean start for both of us....what my uncle wants is for me to have my bacheklors owing nothing...and for me to get engaged finally to my girl....he asks me all the time and its the same answer cant afford it....owe to much debt....now i wont have any excuse.....

also key note since im a gambler if i take 5 classes (uncle pays for )ill get like 2,000.00 back for the semester

GAMBLING MONEY
INCOME TAX GAMBLING MONEY

TOTAL GAMBLING MONEY 5,000.00 OR SO......

clean start and a bankroll

only problem is with my uncle helping me out if i some how get in a tough jamm again he prolly wont help me again and i already told him im not going towards my masters bachelors is far enough for me....

which means a real job come this summer .......

sucks ballsss.......

my girl is a teacher and works another job now that uncles helping she can prolly quit one of the jobs.....and focus herself on school her masters and shit....

there is good news after all....

Sam Odom · 12-02-11, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by battle4life

you guys are sick

Originally posted by battle4life

what my uncle wants is for me to have my bacheklors owing nothing

Which skool are you attending?

stevenash · 12-02-11, 03:31 PM

Dude, if you believe in God, tonight, after the Oregon game, drop to your knees, and give Him like 5 minutes of your undivided attention and thank Him for blessing you with your uncle.

If you don't believe in God, thank Him anyway.

opie1988 · 12-02-11, 03:34 PM

Does your school offer any English grammar classes?

VegasM · 12-02-11, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by battle4life

so today i called my uncle and we were talking about christmas and stuff and money came up i told him im doing rough the bills are adding up with school(which i need like 3 semesters instead of 1 semester)he said something like this is your last semester right....i said yes but i have to make up 2 classes (really 7)lmao and he asked what about your girl....i said well she finished her bachelors already and is starting her masters degree come next summer...we are roughing it alot becuase of school and we have to put alot of the bills on ************ and stuff.....than he said well how about i pay all your ************ off and school.....for you and your girl.....(WHATTTTTTT)i said i couldnt do it.....he said he insisted he wants me to have my bachelors with no debt.....and some how fix my credit since it is horrible....

SO BOYS IMA BE DEBT FREE COME 2012

ALSO GOING TO HAVE A BANKROLL OF LIKE 13,000 WITH SCHOOL MONEY AND EVERYTHING

INCOME TAX IS AROUND THE CORNER.....

A TRUE GAMBLERS MIRACLE.....

ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME

Just like every other POS degenerate gambler I've ever met. Someone gives them $$ to pay for the baby's doctor or whatever and they treat the $$ like it is fresh bankroll.

GUMMO77 · 12-02-11, 03:35 PM

Keep your girl in case you need to barter with your Uncle later on for more money.

HotStreak · 12-02-11, 03:40 PM

Hopefully your uncle doesn't read SBR.

boeing power · 12-02-11, 03:41 PM

Once your girl gets her masters and a job she will find somebody that's not a loser

That's a lock

battle4life · 12-02-11, 03:45 PM

lmao yeah i know that is the sad and honest truth that once she gets her masters she will leave but if i have my bachelors and a good job maybe things will change.......that is a fact....we fight alot and i would imagine every gambler argues at one point.....

beerman2619 · 12-02-11, 03:45 PM

Great story gamble away i don't blame you. I would do the same after i bought a couple cases of PBR and burnetts vodka.

ngates815 · 12-02-11, 03:45 PM

So what you're saying is, your uncle died in the plane crash with your parents?

that's the only thing I got out of this nice thread.

Sorry for your loss.

But it was a cool story. story. story.

Inkwell77 · 12-02-11, 03:49 PM

Great news!

My uncle gave me $20,000 when I graduated. Greatest day ever!!!!!

Be smart with the bets and smart with the money. You have to stay disciplined. I blew like $10,000 over the course of 4 months, and I wasn't even betting, that money was spent on bs life expenses. After college everything becomes hella expensive

Don't get married so young unless you want to stop having fun.....

Puppy · 12-02-11, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by VegasM

Just like every other POS degenerate gambler I've ever met. Someone gives them $$ to pay for the baby's doctor or whatever and they treat the $$ like it is fresh bankroll.

i wonder how much tax payer given student aid he gives away with his lame picks

mh217 · 12-02-11, 04:53 PM

gl man..hope you dont fuk it up in a week..

crustyme · 12-02-11, 04:53 PM

battleiliteracy4life

griz · 12-02-11, 04:57 PM

Motherfukker, I gave you that money for school !!!! I am going to kick Ur ass at Christmas and **** Ur girl and not call her ever..

crzbrave · 12-02-11, 05:02 PM

Hoja Verdes · 12-02-11, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

So basically you're going to gamble your uncle's money that he gave you to pay for your bills and schooling. You're an excellent human being.

Yep. Just hope it is documented on SBR.

excel · 12-02-11, 05:42 PM

I call bullshit, if this guy has anything beyond a high school diploma I would be HIGHLY shocked.

iifold · 12-02-11, 05:47 PM

This thread just proves there is truth to this video...

stevenash · 12-02-11, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by beerman2619

burnetts vodka.

Had the cherry flavored under proof (70, I think) Burnetts once.
Putrid, just disgusting.

Dirty Sanchez · 12-02-11, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by battle4life

lmao yeah i know that is the sad and honest truth that once she gets her masters she will leave but if i have my bachelors and a good job maybe things will change.......that is a fact....we fight alot and i would imagine every gambler argues at one point.....

Join the French Foreign Legion because you're going no where in life...that is the fact

http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/

TodayIsForgotten · 12-02-11, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by Inkwell77

Great news!

My uncle gave me $20,000 when I graduated. Greatest day ever!!!!!

Be smart with the bets and smart with the money. You have to stay disciplined. I blew like $10,000 over the course of 4 months, and I wasn't even betting, that money was spent on bs life expenses. After college everything becomes hella expensive

Don't get married so young unless you want to stop having fun.....

when he blows through the money he wont be having fun. I"m sorry but i don't see how someone who is so willing to blow away money given to him...making money.

gauchojake · 12-02-11, 08:42 PM

Your uncle knows a good investment when he sees it that's for sure

jjgold · 12-02-11, 08:49 PM

stay away from gambling Son

You will be broke in 1 month

your a pathological gambler