How Are Going To Explain To Your Children They Are Not Getting Gifts This Year??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    How Are Going To Explain To Your Children They Are Not Getting Gifts This Year??
    Because you lost it all gambling

    shame on you
  • griz
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-11
    • 3647

    #2
    no kids.
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    • rm18
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-05
      • 22291

      #3
      I will tell them I gave it to Tebow
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      • Dirty Sanchez
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-01-10
        • 16031

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Because you lost it all gambling

        shame on you
        There should be plenty of toys since you were telling people to go steal on Black Friday...shame on you for being a fukkin enabler for the degenerates in society....shame on you for condoning that activity....just shame on you for being you
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        • FourLengthsClear
          SBR MVP
          • 12-29-10
          • 3808

          #5
          If Santa didn't come, they must have been naughtly.

          Not my fault.
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          • King Mayan
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-22-10
            • 21326

            #6
            No wonder jeffrey is a mess.. The kid never received gifts, just late night bedroom visits.
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            • jarvol
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-13-10
              • 6074

              #7
              The best thing to do would be to explain to your kids how one can't logically believe in a virgin birth and zombie resurection magic man.....
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              • ZetaPsi808
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-18-08
                • 12119

                #8
                Originally posted by King Mayan
                No wonder jeffrey is a mess.. The kid never received gifts, just late night bedroom visits.
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                • 3PtShooter
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-13-08
                  • 3936

                  #9
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                  • Tech N9ne
                    Restricted User
                    • 06-24-11
                    • 5366

                    #10
                    Chloroform
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Serious here

                      Have not givin my boy or anyone a gift in 7 years
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                      • opie1988
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-12-10
                        • 23429

                        #12
                        I'm buying my kid an SBR Pro membership. It's the gift that keeps on giving the WHOLE YEAR!
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                        • griz
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-27-11
                          • 3647

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Serious here

                          Have not givin my boy or anyone a gift in 7 years
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                          • RealSlimShady
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-07
                            • 6249

                            #14
                            Originally posted by King Mayan
                            No wonder jeffrey is a mess.. The kid never received gifts, just late night bedroom visits.

                            King Mayan, are you saying JJ is a Sandusky?
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                            • Scorpion
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-04-05
                              • 7797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Serious here

                              Have not givin my boy or anyone a gift in 7 years
                              coach, get Karol a big 9 inch dildo
                              2.5 inch is too small for her she may leave you
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                              • warriorfan707
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 13698

                                #16
                                what children
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                                • UNCGQ
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 09-08-09
                                  • 993

                                  #17
                                  Kids? Never heard of 'em pal.
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                                  • Louisvillekid1
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-17-07
                                    • 52143

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by opie1988
                                    I'm buying my kid an SBR Pro membership. It's the gift that keeps on giving the WHOLE YEAR!
                                    Thanks dad!
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                                    • Cougar Bait
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-04-07
                                      • 18282

                                      #19
                                      No kids

                                      Who has time for kids anymore?

                                      I can barely get in for a haircut
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                                      • 4TH AND STUPID
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-08-09
                                        • 2349

                                        #20
                                        most ppl at sbr f*** horses thus not having to worry about children
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                                        • Sam Odom
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-30-05
                                          • 58063

                                          #21
                                          No problem


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                                          • Big Bear
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-01-11
                                            • 43253

                                            #22
                                            no kids JJ , I wear a condom
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                                            • DrStale
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-07-08
                                              • 9692

                                              #23
                                              JJ you've confused your PM to Brock with Players Talk.
                                              Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                              • itchypickle
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-05-09
                                                • 21452

                                                #24
                                                More like how do I tell my local I can't bet the NFL Playoffs cause I gave all my $$$ to my wife and kid in December

                                                Pickle's gotta whip out the wallet for not only Hanukkah for the familia but both the wife and daughter HAD to have birthdays the same month too.

                                                My $$ is gasping for air by New Years day like TTWarrior after sprinting 100 meters
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                                                • itchypickle
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-05-09
                                                  • 21452

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                                  No kids

                                                  Who has time for kids anymore?

                                                  I can barely get in for a haircut
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                                                  • SportsPedagogy
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-13-11
                                                    • 3691

                                                    #26
                                                    Bullshit ! NBA is back on christmas ... a lil delay ... hopefully presents in the evening ? Go BULLS!!
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                                                    • SportsPedagogy
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-13-11
                                                      • 3691

                                                      #27
                                                      Brock is giving his kids rubberbands.
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                                                      • flyingillini
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-06-06
                                                        • 41219

                                                        #28
                                                        JJ, my two children are both adults and I bust out the plate for them......
                                                        המוסד‎
                                                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                        • itchypickle
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-05-09
                                                          • 21452

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SportsPedagogy
                                                          Brock is giving his kids rubberbands.
                                                          Is he going to cut them all so that they are snapped and represent his plays?
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                                                          • Scorpion
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-04-05
                                                            • 7797

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SportsPedagogy
                                                            Brock is giving his kids rubberbands.
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                                                            • flyingillini
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-06-06
                                                              • 41219

                                                              #31
                                                              Brock still lives at home and there are no kids...
                                                              המוסד‎
                                                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                You guys are fukkin cards
                                                                I say 20% get loans for gifts
                                                                Although you still have time to win money
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                                                                • ebbearsfb1
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 12-07-08
                                                                  • 18815

                                                                  #33
                                                                  gonna see a lot of all in play the next few weeks

                                                                  get all back .. then get to the store... and have nothing even there to buy ur kid
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                                                                  • itchypickle
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-05-09
                                                                    • 21452

                                                                    #34
                                                                    What presents do SBR posters buy their kids anyway? Now I'm curious

                                                                    I'm sure I'm gonna regret asking....pandora's box has been opened....lets hear it men!
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                                                                    • itchypickle
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-05-09
                                                                      • 21452

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Zeta's mom needs to give him a gift card to SportsClips I see from the other thread.....
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