Hey
Your a good guy and that is why I am going to you here, as you are aware I am in love with Shari for real. All I do is think about her day and fukkin night.
I just do not want to fuk her, I actually want to make love to her like a real guy and gal do. Now I am not real experienced in bed as you are aware as not having been laid in over 14 years but I watch a ton of porn so have a clue what to do. I do not want to bore you here with all the details. I am coming to you so you can help and use your experience so I can hook Shari. All she does is reject me in e-mails all the time. I have written to her over 150 times this year and just strike out, she only wrote back 5 times out of those 150 and basically said this ""JJ your a nice guy but your not my type, I am looking more for a corporate personality/type that has a good head on his shouder, jj you do not even have a job and also I find it real weird you want me to move in with you and we never met. It is kind of creepy also you e-mail me all the time, like I said your a nice guy but I am not interested, I am sure you will find the girl of your dreams"
Ok guy you see what I mean??? It seems she is not interested but a small piece of me thinks she is in love with me and madly in love.
Do you think being small hurts me??? I measured it the other day and got it stretched to 2.7" which I guess is better than 2.5", my girth is still thin but many have said if you know how to use it your fine, well I read that in some magazine called "Sexual Cats in Bed" I have shaved around the area also to make it look bigger, heck I was born small.One of reasons I do not wear condoms is because they always come off man or too much at top that just droops and I look like a fukkin dick and makes it 1000x worse. The thing is they do not make small ones....well whatever
I think my personality is fine, do you know what I am doing wrong??? Do you have any advice for me??
Should I send her flowers or maybe a bracelet?
I swear if you can help me I will always be in debted and if we ever meet will treat you to top shelf hookers and liquor (Blackberry Brandy)
I cannot get my mind off her....actually I simulate we are together especially in bed when watching porn, I pretend the other woman is Shari and the guy is me.
Keep this confidential because it would be an embarrassing situation for me if it got out
Its the holidays man and I have no one to be with, anyway happy holidays and if you can help me or talk with her and put in a good word I would appreciate it.
Thanks
Mike Corbin
Your a good guy and that is why I am going to you here, as you are aware I am in love with Shari for real. All I do is think about her day and fukkin night.
I just do not want to fuk her, I actually want to make love to her like a real guy and gal do. Now I am not real experienced in bed as you are aware as not having been laid in over 14 years but I watch a ton of porn so have a clue what to do. I do not want to bore you here with all the details. I am coming to you so you can help and use your experience so I can hook Shari. All she does is reject me in e-mails all the time. I have written to her over 150 times this year and just strike out, she only wrote back 5 times out of those 150 and basically said this ""JJ your a nice guy but your not my type, I am looking more for a corporate personality/type that has a good head on his shouder, jj you do not even have a job and also I find it real weird you want me to move in with you and we never met. It is kind of creepy also you e-mail me all the time, like I said your a nice guy but I am not interested, I am sure you will find the girl of your dreams"
Ok guy you see what I mean??? It seems she is not interested but a small piece of me thinks she is in love with me and madly in love.
Do you think being small hurts me??? I measured it the other day and got it stretched to 2.7" which I guess is better than 2.5", my girth is still thin but many have said if you know how to use it your fine, well I read that in some magazine called "Sexual Cats in Bed" I have shaved around the area also to make it look bigger, heck I was born small.One of reasons I do not wear condoms is because they always come off man or too much at top that just droops and I look like a fukkin dick and makes it 1000x worse. The thing is they do not make small ones....well whatever
I think my personality is fine, do you know what I am doing wrong??? Do you have any advice for me??
Should I send her flowers or maybe a bracelet?
I swear if you can help me I will always be in debted and if we ever meet will treat you to top shelf hookers and liquor (Blackberry Brandy)
I cannot get my mind off her....actually I simulate we are together especially in bed when watching porn, I pretend the other woman is Shari and the guy is me.
Keep this confidential because it would be an embarrassing situation for me if it got out
Its the holidays man and I have no one to be with, anyway happy holidays and if you can help me or talk with her and put in a good word I would appreciate it.
Thanks
Mike Corbin
jj
Now there's some loyalty for ya 
On the 2nd part I'm not worried because I would stomp your ass quicker than you could glue that dead rat back on your head 