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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
    • 28460

    #1
    Dating 3 women at the same time in 1995
    Logged in last night and saw that all 3 wanted to add me on facebook

    Maybe Ive been forgiven


    Back in 95 about the most advanced technology was 3 way calling. I was seeing 1 chick from about 30 min away, one chick about 30 min away the opposite way and one chick about ten min away. I was 24, one chick was 17, one was 19, other was 23.

    I would see one on friday, another on saturday and another on sunday, call all 3 about 2 or 3 times everyday.

    There was no facebook, twitter, or anything for the babes to keep track, but damn this 3 way calling. How did they find out. Maybe they bumped into eachother at wal mart

    Well I received a phone call from one of the chicks. I was supposed to go out with her that night and yes i was gonna **** her

    As everyone on sbr knows. im a smooth talker and can manipulate people and can make you believe a nickle isn't 5 cents

    I was smooth talking the babe and then i do what i normally do. I said brb , but i stay on the phone so i can see if they say anything while I'm not on the phone and then

    BOOOOOOOOOOOM

    WTF

    I heard the other chick i was dating on the same line. Damn i was gonna **** her the next night. They live in a different city, went to different highschools. Turned out they were 2nd cousins

    I figured i ****** this up but i played it off and went along and then i said can i call you back in about ten minutes.

    I then call chick 3 and I did the same thing. All 3 chicks were on the phone together on 3 way calling busting me

    I couldn't make my way out of this one. They got on me hard and blasted me and buried me harder then anyone on sbr ever has

    I'm like hey, Im not seeing any of you. What's wrong with dating 3 different women. I told all 3 of them i love them but thats beyond the point. A man can love more than 1 woman

    I then explain to them that i never even had sex with any of you. They say well you never will now
    I try to sly my way out of it and call each chick back and let them know that they are the one for me, but didn't work. Too late.

    I was 195 pounds then , down from a previous 230 so you know i was a cocky young punk like the young 21 year olds on sbr. Never even knew what gambling was then.

    A saturday nite to the movies and taco bell was considered good stuff. March madness was about the only thing to bet on and the superbowl.

    Now i got all 3 at the same time wanting to add me on facebook. Do i add them?
  • ThaTopMoron
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    • 04-30-10
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    #2
    only add the ones who still look good or decent... if a girl goes from good to bad from say the 17 year old to now at only 33...stay the fukk away.

    hell, girls in my class have gone from hot to SHIT in 8 short years... while I look better. it makes me laugh and some other girls are SMOKIN now and were only ok in school.
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    • P.F.Kasooff
      SBR MVP
      • 11-13-10
      • 1903

      #3
      trannies dont count
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      • Ninersnut
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        • 05-20-10
        • 3730

        #4
        That's a pretty elaborate lie. Kudos.
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        • ttwarrior1
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          • 06-23-09
          • 28460

          #5
          no lie slapnut,
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          • MUHerd37
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-23-09
            • 12816

            #6
            Bullshit
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            • Ninersnut
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              • 05-20-10
              • 3730

              #7
              Originally posted by MUHerd37
              Bullshit
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              • ttwarrior1
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 06-23-09
                • 28460

                #8
                i know its hard for some of you 21 year old kids on here to understand the days of the 90's. Hell your not even up to date about life now.

                young and on the net and sbr all day , give me a break. It's understandable when your older
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                • Jaug
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-11-09
                  • 3087

                  #9
                  Mytomania.
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                  • hawley
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-10-10
                    • 14270

                    #10
                    tried to post a jjgold like story


                    points for trying but you needed a lot more weird shit go down.
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                    • Grits n' Gravy
                      Restricted User
                      • 06-10-10
                      • 13024

                      #11
                      Nail em all tt and ask for money afterwards. I believe you.
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                      • Grits n' Gravy
                        Restricted User
                        • 06-10-10
                        • 13024

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hawley
                        tried to post a jjgold like story


                        points for trying but you needed a lot more weird shit go down.
                        a jj story would involve him blowing 3 dudes.
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                        • Ninersnut
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                          • 05-20-10
                          • 3730

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                          young and on the net and sbr all day , give me a break. It's understandable when your older
                          Yes it's all the other people on the net and sbr all day. Not the guy with 10k posts. Righttttttttt.
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                          • ACoochy
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-19-09
                            • 13949

                            #14
                            Big fukkin deal warrior. Was once a male stripper who would regularly bring home enough women to constitute an orgy, so whats ur point pal?
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                            • numismatist
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-02-11
                              • 2192

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ThaTopMoron
                              only add the ones who still look good or decent... if a girl goes from good to bad from say the 17 year old to now at only 33...stay the fukk away.

                              hell, girls in my class have gone from hot to SHIT in 8 short years... while I look better. it makes me laugh and some other girls are SMOKIN now and were only ok in school.
                              So true. Isn't that always the way it is?
                              The prom queen is a fat dog at 35 and the nerdy chick with braces is a fukkin hottie.
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                              • hawley
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-10-10
                                • 14270

                                #16
                                I take it you are like one of those fat bitches online that take misleading photos to hide their size?

                                Then you see them in real life
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                                • sideloaded
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-21-10
                                  • 7561

                                  #17
                                  please ban fatasswarrior to the saloon
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                                  • boeing power
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                                    • 03-23-10
                                    • 9698

                                    #18
                                    TT that was 200 pounds ago
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                                    • Dirty Sanchez
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                                      • 03-01-10
                                      • 16031

                                      #19
                                      Well there's sure enough of you for 3 ladies....I'm sure their real lookers....I heard top grade chicks troll Facebook for fat guys
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                                      • TheCentaur
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                                        • 06-28-11
                                        • 8108

                                        #20
                                        Hey tt, you know I gave you 100 points in your heart wrenching thread "happy thanksgiving, hopefully I'll die today" when you were down and out and point broke. Just to be nice, didn't ask for anything in return. You don't even have the decency to even say thanks in that thread, then when we are in the poker room later, you don't even speak. I don't know what your problem is, but that is a fuked up way to act, and I really don't give a shit about your problems/exploits with fictitious women anymore.
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                                        • ttwarrior1
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 06-23-09
                                          • 28460

                                          #21
                                          mmm, don't have women trouble, chill out don't have a heart attack. i don't have a problem, can you read slapnut. i also said thanks in sbr poker, were u too drunk to remember or something.
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                                          • dynamite140
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-05-08
                                            • 4958

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                            i know its hard for some of you 21 year old kids on here to understand the days of the 90's. Hell your not even up to date about life now.

                                            young and on the net and sbr all day , give me a break. It's understandable when your older

                                            You talking about the young 19 year old 3 count members of Canuckg, rod and sov? And their substitute hawley when one of them gets injured?


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                                            • TheCentaur
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-28-11
                                              • 8108

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                              mmm, don't have women trouble, chill out don't have a heart attack. i don't have a problem, can you read slapnut. i also said thanks in sbr poker, were u too drunk to remember or something.
                                              Yeah, just another lie, but who's counting huh?
                                              Could say some more but I'm done w/ya
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                                              • excel
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                                                • 03-25-10
                                                • 4270

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ThaTopMoron
                                                only add the ones who still look good or decent... if a girl goes from good to bad from say the 17 year old to now at only 33...stay the fukk away.

                                                hell, girls in my class have gone from hot to SHIT in 8 short years... while I look better. it makes me laugh and some other girls are SMOKIN now and were only ok in school.
                                                so fukin true
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                                                • hawley
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-10-10
                                                  • 14270

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dynamite140


                                                  You talking about the young 19 year old 3 count members of Canuckg, rod and sov? And their substitute hawley when one of them gets injured?


                                                  dynamite has not dated 3 women in his life

                                                  I nailed 3 on friday night
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                                                  • ttwarrior1
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 06-23-09
                                                    • 28460

                                                    #26
                                                    these sbr kids never even had more than one gf so i can see how they are clueless, most are queer
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                                                    • TR88
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                                                      • 06-10-10
                                                      • 9364

                                                      #27
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                                                      • hawley
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-10-10
                                                        • 14270

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                        these sbr kids never even had more than one gf so i can see how they are clueless, most are queer
                                                        you have a half a dickhead, how you going to satisfy anyone?

                                                        Guess you would still have to find your dick first
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                                                        • excel
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                                                          • 03-25-10
                                                          • 4270

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                          these sbr kids never even had more than one gf so i can see how they are clueless, most are queer
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                                                          • allabout the $$$
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                                                            • 04-17-10
                                                            • 9843

                                                            #30
                                                            only 3 chicks u must not have had any game step your game up
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                                                            • dynamite140
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                                                              • 07-05-08
                                                              • 4958

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                              these sbr kids never even had more than one gf so i can see how they are clueless, most are queer

                                                              You forgot to add insecure as well
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