OK, heres the latest on the Russian missile crisis

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  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15917

    #1
    OK, heres the latest on the Russian missile crisis
    The Russians are pissed because the USA sabotaged its Fobos-Grunt mission to Mar's moon Phobos. The Russians have known since the early 70's that Phobos is not a moon but in fact an ancient derelict space craft. Density readings from Phobos are so low that Phobos is hollow.

    There are strange structures all over the surface of Phobos. Here's a picture of one of the monolith's



    Rumor has it that the USA sabotage this mission to keep the Russians of giving the world proof that extraterrestrials do exist. To say they are a little pissed is an understatement. If you continue to fuk with Iran, build huge first strike missile batteries all over Eastern Europe and call them only defense systems to keep those evil Iranians from launching a laughable first strike attack on Romania or establishing no fly zones (which are really an excuse for NATO to destroy a country). I think the Russians are eventually going to draw a line in the sand and will see how tough the USA really is when they are dealing with some that can hurt them real bad.

    No. I'm not predicting an all out attack by the Russians but I think our enormous missile project gets scraped.
  • P.F.Kasooff
    SBR MVP
    • 11-13-10
    • 1903

    #2
    Stop listening to Richard C. Hoagland
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    • Grits n' Gravy
      Restricted User
      • 06-10-10
      • 13024

      #3
      You are a retard. Enjoy your Thanksgiving in your tin foil hat. Be safe. Rumor has it some Cherokees are going to attack your basement.
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      • paranoyd androyd
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-01-11
        • 6459

        #4
        thanks for the heads-up emily gl
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        • El Sol
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 05-17-08
          • 876

          #5
          Considering 17 out their 20 mars missions have failed, most of which failed to even leave Earth's orbit.

          You're assumption of sabotage "cough" is spot on...
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          • benjy
            SBR MVP
            • 02-19-09
            • 2158

            #6
            Emily, you should post a DIY aluminum cranium protector construction video. I'm sure you have plenty of tips to share.
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            • SportsPedagogy
              SBR MVP
              • 02-13-11
              • 3691

              #7
              It was well written Emily.
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