Who are these Ass Clown Assistants for Coach K

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  • Sunde91
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-26-09
    • 8325

    #1
    Who are these Ass Clown Assistants for Coach K
    seems like there are 5 new yesmen assistants every year for K

    when he claps, they clap

    when he yells, they yell

    99% white over the years. this year there's that token black/mulatto from Oklahoma who's outside looking in

    these guys are clowns and end up nowhere, just kiss K's ass for a few seasons and then disappear
  • King Mayan
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-22-10
    • 21326

    #2
    Sunde91 calm down buddy..
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    • Sunde91
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-26-09
      • 8325

      #3
      lol the token is getting the hang of it, just double palmed the floor like K always does

      never seen any other team with 5 assistants always swarming around the HC. most teams have about 2 and they are sitting down with a clipboard like its supposed to be
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      • InTheDrink
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-23-09
        • 23983

        #4
        Wojoshitski and Collins might be the biggest tools to ever play big time college hoops
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Lol

          Collins screams at all the players , he has been there for a while and is K's henchman

          Lucky cover for duke
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          • MoneyLineDawg
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-01-09
            • 13253

            #6
            I always think the same thing.....bunch of tools just sucking off Coach K all game
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            • doublej95
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-26-10
              • 14094

              #7
              all former Duke players coaching on that bench.
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              • InTheDrink
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-23-09
                • 23983

                #8
                Collins thinks he's the heir apparent

                Hopefully he gets tossed aside as soon as k steps down. He will make a terrible head coach.
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                • Ralphie1412
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-29-08
                  • 13963

                  #9
                  This must be your first basketball game. Those are the same guys that are always sitting next to him since they played for them. And Jeff capel the new addition was a duke player and coached Oklahoma and a kid named Blake griffin. You clearly know a lot about college hoops. Sounds like someone just got back door'd by the blue devils
                  "This is why my basketball intelligence is unmatched on this site. I'm sure there are better cappers but no one can tell you the strategies of most coaches before the game even starts "
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                  • dabomguy11
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 01-28-11
                    • 558

                    #10
                    This is just typical hating on Duke. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a Duke fan, but he's had success with assistants in the past. Johnny Dawkins, now the HC at Stanford, was one of Coach K's long time assistants. When you have a coach like Coach K, your assistants play a different role than usual. They're basically there to reinforce whatever Coach K says, and they do their job well. If you had Coach K as your HC, you wouldn't want your assistants doing much either.
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                    • PAULYPOKER
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-06-08
                      • 36581

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ralphie1412
                      This must be your first basketball game. Those are the same guys that are always sitting next to him since they played for them. And Jeff capel the new addition was a duke player and coached Oklahoma and a kid named Blake griffin. You clearly know a lot about college hoops. Sounds like someone just got back door'd by the blue devils
                      This.....
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                      • Ralphie1412
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-29-08
                        • 13963

                        #12
                        They do a ton. It's the best college staff of all time. They all have had head coaching offers. They are all head coaches who are passionate as hell. Also recruited Kylie Irving and Austin rivers the last two years
                        "This is why my basketball intelligence is unmatched on this site. I'm sure there are better cappers but no one can tell you the strategies of most coaches before the game even starts "
                        Goat Milk
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                        • doublej95
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-26-10
                          • 14094

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ralphie1412
                          This must be your first basketball game. Those are the same guys that are always sitting next to him since they played for them. And Jeff capel the new addition was a duke player and coached Oklahoma and a kid named Blake griffin. You clearly know a lot about college hoops. Sounds like someone just got back door'd by the blue devils

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                          • MoneyLineDawg
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-01-09
                            • 13253

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ralphie1412
                            They do a ton. It's the best college staff of all time. They all have had head coaching offers. They are all head coaches who are passionate as hell. Also recruited Kylie Irving and Austin rivers the last two years
                            They're all a bunch of twats.....Capel got his ass fired from Oklahoma after Blake Griffin was no longer there to bail him out
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                            • Sunde91
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-26-09
                              • 8325

                              #15
                              I knew the former OK coach can you read

                              No other coach surrounds himself with yesmen tools like K does

                              had Duke, thanks though http://forum.sbrforum.com/ncaa-baske...aab-plays.html
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                              • doublej95
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-26-10
                                • 14094

                                #16
                                He surrounds himself with guys that played for him and knows his coaching and system. yeah that's a dumbass idea, it's a miracle he has won 905 basketball games. I guess Bob Knight was a dumbass for teaching that to him and letting coach k tag along with him when he was just started into coaching.
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                                • MoneyLineDawg
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-01-09
                                  • 13253

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by doublej95
                                  He surrounds himself with guys that played for him and knows his coaching and system. yeah that's a dumbass idea, it's a miracle he has won 905 basketball games. I guess Bob Knight was a dumbass for teaching that to him and letting coach k tag along with him when he was just started into coaching.
                                  I really don't care what they're there for....I just find it hilarious how every season there's a ton of the pathetic assistant minions on the sidelines emulating Coach K's every move
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                                  • doublej95
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-26-10
                                    • 14094

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

                                    I really don't care what they're there for....I just find it hilarious how every season there's a ton of the pathetic assistant minions on the sidelines emulating Coach K's every move


                                    Don't watch DUKE games then.
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                                    • Br0nxer
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-25-11
                                      • 13665

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Sunde91
                                      seems like there are 5 new yesmen assistants every year for K

                                      when he claps, they clap

                                      when he yells, they yell

                                      99% white over the years. this year there's that token black/mulatto from Oklahoma who's outside looking in

                                      these guys are clowns and end up nowhere, just kiss K's ass for a few seasons and then disappear
                                      What a fukkin idiot this kid is

                                      Get a clue

                                      Same guys every year

                                      Wojo collins and this year capel

                                      Your an idiot

                                      You ever watch sports

                                      Did mommy pay the cable.bill this month

                                      Send me your money

                                      No.chance you ever pick winners

                                      Your book must love you
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                                      • Sunde91
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-26-09
                                        • 8325

                                        #20
                                        haha I didn't know 4 of 5 Duke's ass clown assistant coaches oh man

                                        broxner go plagiarize some more of my insults towards you, broke dik 40 year old down over 50k lifetime
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                                        • doublej95
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-26-10
                                          • 14094

                                          #21
                                          He left of Nate James and Chris Carrawell former Duke player that are on the staff.
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                                          • dynamite140
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-05-08
                                            • 4958

                                            #22
                                            Lot of feuds going on here



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                                            • HoulihansTX
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 02-12-09
                                              • 30566

                                              #23
                                              Except for Capel, all are probably good coaches.
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Coack K now gives them most of the responsibility as he gets older

                                                I saw Collins doing substitutions for a while last night
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                                                • thebestthereis
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-01-09
                                                  • 11459

                                                  #25
                                                  He diddles them
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                                                  • str
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-12-09
                                                    • 11810

                                                    #26
                                                    Young guys trying to make something out of their lives.

                                                    Former Duke guys.

                                                    All the hatred.

                                                    Happy Thanksgiving.

                                                    Maybe John can get some happy pills in the SBR Store.
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                                                    • Doc JS
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-15-06
                                                      • 6885

                                                      #27
                                                      Haters gonna hate...
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                                                      • William Walters
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 01-17-11
                                                        • 6372

                                                        #28
                                                        Sharps on Duke last night.
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                                                        • will2survive
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 11-26-09
                                                          • 8099

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sunde91
                                                          seems like there are 5 new yesmen assistants every year for K

                                                          when he claps, they clap

                                                          when he yells, they yell

                                                          99% white over the years. this year there's that token black/mulatto from Oklahoma who's outside looking in

                                                          these guys are clowns and end up nowhere, just kiss K's ass for a few seasons and then disappear

                                                          Former players. They're learning from the best. Duke is like a family and Coach K takes care of his former players
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                                                          • will2survive
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 11-26-09
                                                            • 8099

                                                            #30
                                                            Wojo and Collins haven't disappeared. They've been his assistants for a while. Do your homework. I thought that you were a good poster. Tommy Amaker is a former assistant--went to Michigan, Harvard. Jeff Capel Oklahoma has done alright for himself and so has Quinn Snyder. Johnny Dawkins was a great player and is now a head coah also after assisting Coach K. Poor thread dude
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              I had Duke but was a lucky cover
                                                              Good crew on bench
                                                              collins is always angry
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                                                              • InTheDrink
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-23-09
                                                                • 23983

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by will2survive
                                                                Wojo and Collins haven't disappeared. They've been his assistants for a while. Do your homework. I thought that you were a good poster. Tommy Amaker is a former assistant--went to Michigan, Harvard. Jeff Capel Oklahoma has done alright for himself and so has Quinn Snyder. Johnny Dawkins was a great player and is now a head coah also after assisting Coach K. Poor thread dude
                                                                You realize that of your four examples who have coached elsewhere, three have failed miserably? Amaker has settled in at Harvard after bombing out at Michigan but really who cares....it's Ivy League basketball where they don't even offer scholarships. Quin Snyder was exposed as a giant cheater and still couldn't win. Notice that Dawkins is the only guy doing well and he's also the only one with any nba experience (I.e. has learned different coaching prinicples).

                                                                Coach K is amazing. But let's not act like his assistants are making him better....more like the other way around.
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                                                                • Br0nxer
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-25-11
                                                                  • 13665

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • TheMoneyShot
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                                                                    • 02-14-07
                                                                    • 28672

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Sunde91
                                                                    seems like there are 5 new yesmen assistants every year for K

                                                                    when he claps, they clap

                                                                    when he yells, they yell
                                                                    You have to admit though... Sunde is right.
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                                                                    • doublej95
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-26-10
                                                                      • 14094

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

                                                                      You have to admit though... Sunde is right.

                                                                      how is he right, same guys have been on that bench for years. not 5 new ones every year.
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