Family In Town

[TR88]

[Br0nxer]

My cousin Markie, slender too

He has fukked more guys and gals than anyone I know

He prefers women but says he likes seducing straight men as a challenge and game.

2 years ago he seduced our 4th cousin and fukked him right in the garage. I was there and they were so loud.

He then blackmailed him to the tune of 5k to keep the sexual secret.

Markie is the easier because he loves sex and loves the thrill of it. Guy fukked some broad right on dining room table at a family party and we all cheered him
On. It was classic.

Markie has a big ego

someone has to get this guy his own late night show on HBO

Where the fukk do you come up with this shit

[ZetaPsi808]

Markie is the fukking man!

[jjgold]

Everyone on couch now
I just called my cousin a fat oyster

Bought one of those porn blocks for night and refuse to take it off.... All straight movies..... Guy on his computer for his job I think.

I am cheering guys on in movie just to bust balls

[Vitooch]

Are you retarded?

[anthonydiamondLC]

this is the funniest thread I have read in awhile

[TR88]

Are you retarded?

[BAUS]

Thanksgiving is always action-packed for JJ. Like Thanksgiving 2004:


Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

She slapped me and told me never to come back.

I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

So overall decent day

I split 1-1






BAUS

[TR88]

Thanksgiving is always action-packed for JJ. Like Thanksgiving 2004:


Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

She slapped me and told me never to come back.

I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

So overall decent day

I split 1-1






BAUS

JJGOLD

[manny24]

3rd cousins usually are the horny ones

snap.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Good to see they were still "cole cuts" back in 2004

[jjgold]

Everone sleeping
I refused to let either touch remote

I told them i am in control
Threatened to kill my cousin and he backed off

I caught him looking in my drawers and he looked at the jock straps I wear

"get away from my stuff or I will fukkin kill you"

[wtf]

jj proves again he is the fukin king of posting

[TR88]

Everone sleeping
I refused to let either touch remote

I told them i am in control
Threatened to kill my cousin and he backed off

I caught him looking in my drawers and he looked at the jock straps I wear

"get away from my stuff or I will fukkin kill you"

what a family

[Ace_of_Spades]

Everone sleeping
I refused to let either touch remote

I told them i am in control
Threatened to kill my cousin and he backed off

I caught him looking in my drawers and he looked at the jock straps I wear

"get away from my stuff or I will fukkin kill you"

Dude, sounds rough.

[beerman2619]

[daneault23]

Everone sleeping
I refused to let either touch remote

I told them i am in control
Threatened to kill my cousin and he backed off

I caught him looking in my drawers and he looked at the jock straps I wear

"get away from my stuff or I will fukkin kill you"

You touch my drumset?

[ZetaPsi808]

tell Markie I want to meet him. me and him will go creep on fukkin broads

[jjgold]

Zeta you would fit in well here because your a sexual sikko

last day..they are going out later shopping..girl says nothing to eat and I told her to go out and buy stuff you cheap fukk

Guy just pops uppers so he does not care about food

good kid when straight

[bobbyfk]

JJ

[kmarinouofm]

Zeta you would fit in well here because your a sexual sikko

last day..they are going out later shopping..girl says nothing to eat and I told her to go out and buy stuff you cheap fukk

Guy just pops uppers so he does not care about food

good kid when straight

[CarpeDime]

jesus what a fukin agonizing fukin weekend this sounds like

jj take a fukin run at the chick cousin whose bi and tell us how it goes and what happens

ask her if shell make a sex tape for sbr, doesnt have to show her face, shed probably get a kick out of it

tell her a thousand degen loosers will be whacking to it, if shes really a sicko like you say shell probably fukin love it

[jjgold]

Now at track with girl

Asked her if we could have fun tonight and she said no

"I will never come here again you fukkin loser, what happened other night was a huge mistake on my part, when you tried fingering me in ass I was in agony and sick to my stomach. Your so ugly mike"

[CarpeDime]

Now at track with girl

Asked her if we could have fun tonight and she said no

"I will never come here again you fukkin loser, what happened other night was a huge mistake on my part, when you tried fingering me in ass I was in agony and sick to my stomach. Your so ugly mike"

ouch but i know chicks like that, sounds like the type where every word out of her mouth is complete BS, if you berate her enough she'll make a sex tape for SBR

sounds like the kind of chick who complains about everything and the kind of chick who is like "i don't give blowjobs, ew thats disgusting, blah blah blah blah" then two hours later shes taking balls across the nose, fukin whiny hor

[jjgold]

I wanted to put my gun to her fukkin head just to scare her

unloaded of course

I just told the guy I will kill him if he touches my computer again

he is scared fukkin shit now

having company sucks

[Tech N9ne]

[jjgold]

a few more hrs and the assholes are gone back to Penn

[ZetaPsi808]

corbin let me fukk the bisexual female cousin. i will give her some good quality rooster

[jjgold]

lol

Zeta your always ready for women you fuk

[RealSlimShady]

corbin let me fukk the bisexual female cousin. i will give her some good quality rooster

Zeta, you haven't been here much. Hopefully that means you are having some success chasing broads!

[ZetaPsi808]

Zeta, you haven't been here much. Hopefully that means you are having some success chasing broads!

slimmer at age 25 i can only get into college bars for a few more years... so i am trying to creep on freshman whores as much as possible before the bouncers wont let me in anymore.

also i have not been gambling much b/c i have not renewed my sportsoptions subscription yet which im doing next week.

[jjgold]

Just drove scumbags to airport

It's over

[HAPPY BOY]

remember when you tried to peek in on your aunt selma in the shower. she got pissed at you for using too much lube. sicko!

[jjgold]

They left me no money
What fukkin jerkoffs

All I did for them man

[hawley]

even though it is all fictional how the fukk do you come up with this shit coach