TTwarrior1 Santa days

[no1here]

Gotta be one of the toughest jobs in America but at least he's got the belly.

Two days away, tt must be very excited or looking forward to being excited. What can you tell us tt?
Do kids really get scared enough to pee on you. Do they really pull your beard?
What's the number one toy this year for both boy and girl? Do you allow the minorities to sit on your lap?

[unusialsusp5]

the poor kids that have to sit on his lap. he can promise them artifacts from his uncle's camper, which of course must go through fumigation first. or maybe photo copy's of his discover statements to teach them how not to drown in a sea of debt. or used repair manuals for a 1997 taurus which is currently sitting on blocks in his uncle's back 40.