i went to the grocery store today and i only carried a 50 dollar bill on me, and my **** card. reason is because my jeans pockets are so freakin small, and i lose everything with it... i leave my wallet in car. anways, i leave grocery store with 7 bags.. i am walking towards car and go into my pocket for car keys.. as i pull out my keys, i felt something.. i had a feeling i dropped the 50$ bill. so 3 seconds later, i turn around and see my 50$ bill on the sidewalk. as i go pick it up, some fukkin punk bends down and takes it..
I say, whoa buddy, nice try, that's mine. he tells me, no way it's his.. i then start to get mad (he was about 25, but bigger than me) i tell him, listen kid, give me that fukkin 50 now.. it's mine. he then starts to tell me to go to hell and to prove it.. he says it's his. i say listen here you motha fukker, it's mine, now give it back to me..
now i am pissed and raising my voice because he's insulting my intelligence. 10000% it's mine.. it was in my pocket 1 min ago, now it's not..by now, there are people starting to gather around us.. it was on the main street. 2 min in, there were 4 people.. after 8 min of yelling back and forth to give it to me, there are now about 15 people just watching and not saying a word, a big massive crowd now. i was sure it was going to turn into a brawl. i was ready.. but praying at the same time. this guy could be a nut, or have a gun, or know karate. you can't mess with these karate guys. but i didn't want this punk to have my 50..
as we are yelling back and forth, now the cops pull in.. i was happy now and felt safer. this guy was white, and 6'1 about 185lbs. during the whole time, i was thinking, man, if this was richkas, 1000% he would have popped him. i remember when i owed richkas 20 bucks and he started freaking out on me because he hadnt gotten it yet, and it was in the mail long before.
I didn't really care about the 50 as much as i didn't want him to get it, out of principle. anyhow, the cops tried to solve it, but couldn't decide who should get it.. they told us to work it out ourselves, and there better not be any violence they said or we are both spending the night in jail.. so they left..
i wont yet say who got the 50.. but i want you boys opinion.. whose 50 does this now belong to? me.. who saw it 5 seconds after, and i knew i dropped it.. OR him for picking it up fast and knowing it's mine..
I say, whoa buddy, nice try, that's mine. he tells me, no way it's his.. i then start to get mad (he was about 25, but bigger than me) i tell him, listen kid, give me that fukkin 50 now.. it's mine. he then starts to tell me to go to hell and to prove it.. he says it's his. i say listen here you motha fukker, it's mine, now give it back to me..
now i am pissed and raising my voice because he's insulting my intelligence. 10000% it's mine.. it was in my pocket 1 min ago, now it's not..by now, there are people starting to gather around us.. it was on the main street. 2 min in, there were 4 people.. after 8 min of yelling back and forth to give it to me, there are now about 15 people just watching and not saying a word, a big massive crowd now. i was sure it was going to turn into a brawl. i was ready.. but praying at the same time. this guy could be a nut, or have a gun, or know karate. you can't mess with these karate guys. but i didn't want this punk to have my 50..
as we are yelling back and forth, now the cops pull in.. i was happy now and felt safer. this guy was white, and 6'1 about 185lbs. during the whole time, i was thinking, man, if this was richkas, 1000% he would have popped him. i remember when i owed richkas 20 bucks and he started freaking out on me because he hadnt gotten it yet, and it was in the mail long before.
I didn't really care about the 50 as much as i didn't want him to get it, out of principle. anyhow, the cops tried to solve it, but couldn't decide who should get it.. they told us to work it out ourselves, and there better not be any violence they said or we are both spending the night in jail.. so they left..
i wont yet say who got the 50.. but i want you boys opinion.. whose 50 does this now belong to? me.. who saw it 5 seconds after, and i knew i dropped it.. OR him for picking it up fast and knowing it's mine..
lol, jk
--We'd go out all night getting "suck-suck" from all the lil ladies. 
