What did YOU want to be growing up?

[Teela]

Cops are fun to date. They come with their own handcuffs.

You never know where the cuffs have been beforehand

[BadNina]

You never know where the cuffs have been beforehand

I have my own pair.



Who said that?

[Teela]

Nice!

I would be worried that a cop would go all Rodney King on me.

[ZBOIZ]

Porn Star

[SBR Lou]

Porn Star

My stage name is Louis Longhorn....

[pimike]

I have my own pair.



Who said that?

We can compare them?

[Teela]

Are they fur lined?

[Bread]

My teachers told me I could be anything I wanted to be if I set my mind to it.

I wanted to be the head of the NAACP.

My teachers lied.

[Bullajami]

Tyranasaurus Rex.

[Willie Bee]

All my buddies and me growing up in the late 50s, early 60s wanted to either be Mickey Mantle or an astronaut.

[Willie Bee]

I would be worried that a cop would go all Rodney King on me.

If I was a cop, I'd always be worried about jacked-up, crackheads going all Rodney King on me.

[thezbar]

Soldier

[MonkeyF0cker]

Oscar the grouch. Someone stole my garbage can though.

[rm18]

NBA Player, though I don't think I ever thought I would be one.

[BadNina]

LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!

I wanna hear more about this opera business. Tenor or baritone?

I am a sucker for men who can sing. Or play instruments (other than the skin flute). And who wear boots. And can cook.

[SBR Lou]

LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!

I wanna hear more about this opera business. Tenor or baritone?

I am a sucker for men who can sing. Or play instruments (other than the skin flute). And who wear boots. And can cook.

Mostly I just sang in the shower.

[Panic]

Mostly I just sang in the shower.

You're sounding Texan already. Saying sang instead of sing.


Or did you mean past tense and I got my hopes up for nothing?

[SBR Lou]

You're sounding Texan already. Saying sang instead of sing.

Or did you mean past tense and I got my hopes up for nothing?

Reckon I was trying to alter my speaking patterns.

[Richkas]

porn star

[Panic]

We'll have you wearing boots, swiggin' tequila, and pissing outside in no time.

[Willie Bee]

We'll have you wearing boots, swiggin' tequila, and pissing outside in no time.

I'll work on his vocabulary as well, Panic.

Fixin' - - - We do a lot of fixin' here in Texas, Crazy. Like, "I'm fixin' to go to the ice house for a beer" and "I'm fixin' to give that woman a piece of my mind."

Fixins - - - Not plural for fixin'. Think of this as 'the works,' as in, "Gimme' a hamburger with all the fixins."

Qwar - - - This one has two meanings. "That fella' over yonder sure is actin' qwar" and "My wife sings in the church qwar ever Sunday."

Y'all - - - Now everyone knows this one, but few understand that while y'all might sound plural, it isn't always. For example, "is all of y'all going to the County Fair tonight?" and "Is that y'alls bull over in my pastor?"

Pastor - - - Might as well cover this one as well now. A pastor can be the guy delivering the sermon on Sunday and it can also be a parcel of land used by livestock for grazin'.

Coke - - - All soft drinks are cokes. If someone asks you if you'd like a coke, it doesn't mean you're going to get a Coca-Cola. A waitress might ask, "You wanna' coke with your dinner," and your response can be, "Yeah, gimme' a Dr. Pepper."

Ah - - - First person singular as well as what we use to see with. "Ah got sumpin' in my ah."

Figger - - - What you do when you're working a math problem or the shape of an object. "I was doin' my figgers last night and Ah am broke," plus "That Betty Lou shore nuff got a figger that can stop traffic."

Janes - - - Denim britches, usually with a Levi's or Wrangler's patch on the back.

Tray - - - Large, leafy plants. Varieties include oak, pecan, pine and cedar.

Warsh - - - To clean something. "You kids go head now and warsh up for supper."

[SBR Lou]

I'll work on his vocabulary as well, Panic.

Fixin' - - - We do a lot of fixin' here in Texas, Crazy. Like, "I'm fixin' to go to the ice house for a beer" and "I'm fixin' to give that woman a piece of my mind."

Fixins - - - Not plural for fixin'. Think of this as 'the works,' as in, "Gimme' a hamburger with all the fixins."

Qwar - - - This one has two meanings. "That fella' over yonder sure is actin' qwar" and "My wife sings in the church qwar ever Sunday."

Y'all - - - Now everyone knows this one, but few understand that while y'all might sound plural, it isn't always. For example, "is all of y'all going to the County Fair tonight?" and "Is that y'alls bull over in my pastor?"

Pastor - - - Might as well cover this one as well now. A pastor can be the guy delivering the sermon on Sunday and it can also be a parcel of land used by livestock for grazin'.

Coke - - - All soft drinks are cokes. If someone asks you if you'd like a coke, it doesn't mean you're going to get a Coca-Cola. A waitress might ask, "You wanna' coke with your dinner," and your response can be, "Yeah, gimme' a Dr. Pepper."

Ah - - - First person singular as well as what we use to see with. "Ah got sumpin' in my ah."

Figger - - - What you do when you're working a math problem or the shape of an object. "I was doin' my figgers last night and Ah am broke," plus "That Betty Lou shore nuff got a figger that can stop traffic."

Janes - - - Denim britches, usually with a Levi's or Wrangler's patch on the back.

Tray - - - Large, leafy plants. Varieties include oak, pecan, pine and cedar.

Warsh - - - To clean something. "You kids go head now and warsh up for supper."

Alright, got all those terms written down, now if I use these randomly as if they were second nature it'll increase the chances of finding a lady friend?

Reckon I will give it a whirl...

[BadNina]

Ladies love men with drawls.

[compaqDikk]

1st grade: a woman

7th grade. was at a discicples of Christ thingie, was broadsided with 1st question what would you want to be if anything. first instinct was 'black' to me, this meant i was a lottery player. was ribbed the whole weekend and have become a bigot ever since

[Cloak & Dagger]

Ladies love men with drawls.

and men love women with long hair

something to pull on from the back

[Panic]

I'll work on his vocabulary as well, Panic.

Fixin' - - - We do a lot of fixin' here in Texas, Crazy. Like, "I'm fixin' to go to the ice house for a beer" and "I'm fixin' to give that woman a piece of my mind."

Fixins - - - Not plural for fixin'. Think of this as 'the works,' as in, "Gimme' a hamburger with all the fixins."

Qwar - - - This one has two meanings. "That fella' over yonder sure is actin' qwar" and "My wife sings in the church qwar ever Sunday."

Y'all - - - Now everyone knows this one, but few understand that while y'all might sound plural, it isn't always. For example, "is all of y'all going to the County Fair tonight?" and "Is that y'alls bull over in my pastor?"

Pastor - - - Might as well cover this one as well now. A pastor can be the guy delivering the sermon on Sunday and it can also be a parcel of land used by livestock for grazin'.

Coke - - - All soft drinks are cokes. If someone asks you if you'd like a coke, it doesn't mean you're going to get a Coca-Cola. A waitress might ask, "You wanna' coke with your dinner," and your response can be, "Yeah, gimme' a Dr. Pepper."

Ah - - - First person singular as well as what we use to see with. "Ah got sumpin' in my ah."

Figger - - - What you do when you're working a math problem or the shape of an object. "I was doin' my figgers last night and Ah am broke," plus "That Betty Lou shore nuff got a figger that can stop traffic."

Janes - - - Denim britches, usually with a Levi's or Wrangler's patch on the back.

Tray - - - Large, leafy plants. Varieties include oak, pecan, pine and cedar.

Warsh - - - To clean something. "You kids go head now and warsh up for supper."

[swede96]

Are they fur lined?

Fur lined handcuffs are for wussies.

I wanted to be an olympic gymnast.

[accuscoresucks]

LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!

I wanna hear more about this opera business. Tenor or baritone?

I am a sucker for men who can sing. Or play instruments (other than the skin flute). And who wear boots. And can cook.

LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!

what a nickname

[SBR Lou]

Fur lined handcuffs are for wussies.

I wanted to be an olympic gymnast.

[accuscoresucks]

yes bbd posted some awesome pics of those women pole vaulters last night

[BadNina]

and men love women with long hair

something to pull on from the back

Can you believe I cut it off last year? But I am growing it back out again.

[BadNina]

Loubert, do you charge people to come hear you sing?

[RageWizard]

I always wanted to help the world be more like the Jetsons. I'm still trying to get there but I'm starting to runout of time.

[Teela]

Fur lined handcuffs are for wussies.

I wanted to be an olympic gymnast.

If they're not metal, I don't want them!

[THE HITMAN]

A ballplayer or an engineer. Wasn't even close on either one. It took me a long time to really accept the fact that I sucked (comparatively speaking against the good)at baseball.
A little later on, I wanted to be a stud.