will he remember us when he gets there? Prob not, wouldnt blame him at all
kid fukin has "it"
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ronald
SBR MVP
10-31-05
4919
#3
This is pathetic.
But remember boys, Sammy knows the key to winning. Sammy always says: "Work as hard as you can!!!!"
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P.F.Kasooff
SBR MVP
11-13-10
1903
#4
Where is RogueScholar when you need him ?
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#5
no words can describe how queer you are sam
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dfberger23
SBR Hall of Famer
11-08-10
5069
#6
Who's your boyfriend?
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#7
you guys do understand how much quality poon this kid pulls right?
those fukin packs of girls he goes to school with, went to school with, is friends with, is friends of friends with, etc etc, eat his schtick up
kid could have his pick of any of a few dozen decent to rockin sorority chicks on any given night, you guys know that right?
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P.F.Kasooff
SBR MVP
11-13-10
1903
#8
Originally posted by CarpeDime
you guys do understand how much quality poon this kid pulls right?
those fukin packs of girls he goes to school with, went to school with, is friends with, is friends of friends with, etc etc, eat his schtick up
kid could have his pick of any of a few dozen decent to rockin sorority chicks on any given night, you guys know that right?
I hope the kid, Sammy, knows it... He is having the best time of his live right now
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SamsNCharge99
SBR Aristocracy
10-22-08
41242
#9
living the dream boys.
Got a the Sig Delt crush party this weekend, which is the sorority that put on the event. They alrdy said they are going to play the mix for me in the middle of the bar. And girls love to try and do it with me.
This dance gets me girls for 2-3 weeks, so I'm all set for a little bit
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#10
what fukkin balls the kid has
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WichitaStateFan
SBR Sharp
11-11-11
311
#11
He may be in a frat, but come on... Hard to imagine there is a frat dude that is uglier than this guy, so he gets the left overs at parties.
It is better than those getting nothing, but still. Leftovers are leftovers.
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WichitaStateFan
SBR Sharp
11-11-11
311
#12
I'm pretty sure most girls would assume this guy was gay and want to go shopping with him.
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Dirty Sanchez
SBR Posting Legend
03-01-10
16031
#13
Originally posted by CarpeDime
you guys do understand how much quality poon this kid pulls right?
those fukin packs of girls he goes to school with, went to school with, is friends with, is friends of friends with, etc etc, eat his schtick up
kid could have his pick of any of a few dozen decent to rockin sorority chicks on any given night, you guys know that right?
Loshak how the hell would you know about quality poon? You and Gold are so fukkin square you would fall into a barrel of boobs and come out sucking your thumb
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#14
98% of posters would never get up in front of people and dance
I peek out my fukkin windows in the fukkin dark and many of times I have been in so fukkin long an then go out in daytime and my eyes are fukkin burning from the sun because I have been in darkness so long
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Ace_of_Spades
SBR Posting Legend
10-14-09
13518
#15
I couldn't watch anymore after 2 minutes. I think we found the retarded kid at SBR, who's trying to fit in.
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Ace_of_Spades
SBR Posting Legend
10-14-09
13518
#16
Originally posted by jjgold
98% of posters would never get up in front of people and dance
Thats cos we have brains and aren't dumb enough to get up in front of god knows how many people and make a complete ass of ourselves.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#17
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framboise
SBR MVP
08-11-05
1462
#18
That was great, Sam
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#19
Are frats still for the kids who need to buy friends ? That was the rep when I was in school
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birdmanweezy
SBR MVP
04-18-10
4635
#20
did JJ also molest you sammy like he did to bobby in AC?
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Ace_of_Spades
SBR Posting Legend
10-14-09
13518
#21
Originally posted by birdmanweezy
did JJ also molest you sammy like he did to bobby in AC?
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Bcatswin
SBR Posting Legend
12-21-10
13931
#22
Very nice sammy
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ebbearsfb1
SBR Posting Legend
12-07-08
18815
#23
dancing was terrible, but funny
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WichitaStateFan
SBR Sharp
11-11-11
311
#24
Originally posted by ProfaneReality
Are frats still for the kids who need to buy friends ? That was the rep when I was in school
Yeah, they really are.
Frats are the most pathetic kids usually.
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sideloaded
SBR Hall of Famer
08-21-10
7561
#25
Hasn't sammy been in college for like 6 years now?
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ZetaPsi808
SBR Posting Legend
09-18-08
12119
#26
guy is a stud. sbr posters will hate as usual. chicks are attracted to sammy tho
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WichitaStateFan
SBR Sharp
11-11-11
311
#27
Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
guy is a stud. sbr posters will hate as usual. chicks are attracted to sammy tho
I'm not sure how. No muscle. No attractiveness. I think girls think of him as a friend, or possibly a shopping partner.
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#28
7 minutes too long
good job sammy
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#29
look i'm jealous as fuk too but i'm not gonna hate and slam the kid just cause i'm jealous of what he gets
yeah his appeal is twink not muscle queen but the chicks he hangs with dig the goofy schtick trust me and yes many of them do or would bang him
maybe not all, maybe not 10s but theirs probably a 9 in their somewhere and i would guess a few legit 8s and probably literally a few dozen legit 7s and probably limitless 6s that he probably doesnt even bother with
unreal yes i am jealous
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ZetaPsi808
SBR Posting Legend
09-18-08
12119
#30
because girls are attracted to swagger and a confident attitude
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Domestic
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-09
6323
#31
Tremendous stamina.
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VegasVixen
SBR Wise Guy
09-03-10
991
#32
Loved it Sam, good job!
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Inkwell77
SBR MVP
02-03-11
3227
#33
This guy gets girls, -3000. Don't know how many of you dudes went to college, but the average sorority girl loves this shiz!
Although all The Greek stuff is and will always be way dumb. Independence is what college is about. we were rollin all night with djs and wild ladies who would never join and the ones who did were kicked out.
Only positive, dudes in frats love to gamble and they need a bookie!
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#34
loshak , you are jealous of anyone with a full head of hair and lives north of the rio grande
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Inkwell77
SBR MVP
02-03-11
3227
#35
Originally posted by CarpeDime
look i'm jealous as fuk too but i'm not gonna hate and slam the kid just cause i'm jealous of what he gets
yeah his appeal is twink not muscle queen but the chicks he hangs with dig the goofy schtick trust me and yes many of them do or would bang him
maybe not all, maybe not 10s but theirs probably a 9 in their somewhere and i would guess a few legit 8s and probably literally a few dozen legit 7s and probably limitless 6s that he probably doesnt even bother with