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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    Who gives a shit about Michael Phelps?
    Am I alone in completely not caring about this moron, I mean he swims well I guess, that's not interesting whatsoever. I mean they give him like 50 gold medals b/c he's the fastest in 200m 400m 600m 800m etc. etc. I mean at a certain point shouldn't you just get 1 gold medal for being the fastest swimmer anyway. But even if he's the best swimmer of all time who gives a shit, who watches swimming, I mean unless it's a hot chick swimming who cares. I can honestly say I've never been interested in seeing a dude swim no matter how good he is at it. There are so many "sports" at the Olympics that are out of the twilight zone there's one where they ride on horseback then shot an arrow, I mean wtf is that, at what point does a person fully commit to being the best horseback bow and arrow shooter and make it their life goal to win gold at it. Also if you win gold in badminton or some crazy ass equestrian sport or that downhill skiing crap where you shoot at targets as you ski can you really feel like a champion, I mean weren't you just the best b/c it was you versus the only other guy on the planet who's interested in that sport, I mean yea granted you beat him so you are technically the best but c'mon a gold medal is a lil overboard imo.
  • rm18
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-05
    • 22291

    #2
    I don't but he does make 5 million a year because people do unlike those arrowing shooting guys
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    • InTheHole
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-28-08
      • 15243

      #3
      We'll 8 goldmedals would add nicely to the total USA count.
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      • accuscoresucks
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-03-07
        • 7160

        #4
        not watching this event,i dont really care for phelps
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        • sofun
          SBR Sharp
          • 05-22-08
          • 361

          #5
          he is good bros
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            swimming.
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            • Tsoprano
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-14-08
              • 26374

              #7
              I'm not into swimming too much but he was ****in impressive.
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              • Doc JS
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                • 09-15-06
                • 6885

                #8
                Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                I mean he swims well I guess..
                I hearby nominate this for Understatement of the Year Post!
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                • bettilimbroke999
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-04-08
                  • 13254

                  #9
                  I understand that he is the best swimmer in the world or of all time or whatever, I really just dont care. Watching swimming is about as exciting as watching fishing, I mean I understand they are going to give him 200 gold medals for the 200 different ways he swam back and forth in the pool, but it's really the worst spectator sport ever.
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                  • VegasDave
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-03-07
                    • 8056

                    #10
                    bettil, its the same thing with Lance Armstrong, who cares about bikers really? Since he's been gone look how much we care here in the states about the Tour De France...

                    Whether you like the sport or not, you have to respect that he is the greatest swimmer of all time and a tremendous athlete, and he is representing our country in overpowering fashion.

                    I'm with you... I "don't care"... but you have to respect the hell out of him and there is no reason to hate. Just ignore.
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                    • bettilimbroke999
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-04-08
                      • 13254

                      #11
                      Bad example, I never cared about the tour de france either, what am I gonna watch a guy riding a bike all day, I mean I was impressed that Armstrong was that good but I didn't watch a second of it, I'm impressed that Phelps is that swims fast but I just don't care enough to watch it, it's like figure skating, I know there's a lot of work they put in to be the best but the end result is just some chick skating and jumping and spinning, been done to death, just repeat over and over of the same thing
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                      • BrentCrude
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-16-05
                        • 4665

                        #12
                        I don't like any Olympian!

                        Olympic contestant=guy or woman with a hobbie who's on scholarship in the form of using and collecting every government subsidy known to mankind from the age of 8 to late 20's.If a guy likes shooting pool and is good at it,shouldn't the government take some tax dollars and make you a nice rec room at home?How about if a kid is a video game whiz,shouldn't the government provide you with a training pavilion with all the best screens,games and even doctors to make sure your hands are fit and healthy.

                        Olympians are nothing but parasites!


                        It showed that Phelps enrolled in Michigan University just to use the training facilities there.These people are about as far from being true amateurs as Brett Favre is.
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                        • treece
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-28-07
                          • 6298

                          #13
                          This is a great thread. I could give a sht about Michael Phelps. If he wants to impress me he should backstroke from China to the US.
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                          • apk2k6
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 06-09-08
                            • 494

                            #14
                            I give a shit because he's representing USA. Swimming is way more fun to watch than a lot of those lame ass "sports" that are in the olympics.

                            If it weren't in the olympics would I follow swimming? Probably not. He's an American though and I'm glad our relay team beat those shit talking Frenchies
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                            • woodg8
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-21-08
                              • 1349

                              #15
                              ****ing frenchies, they had it in the bag and could have ended this Phelps 8 nonsense, it's boring news now
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                              • max_asdf
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-22-08
                                • 1362

                                #16
                                that ****ing celebration from phelps was impressive !!!!!!!

                                i dont think he expected that grandpa to come back and win for him..
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                                • MonkeyF0cker
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-12-07
                                  • 12144

                                  #17
                                  I want his babies.
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                                  • Panic
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-06-08
                                    • 10367

                                    #18
                                    Frenchies.
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                                    • rake922
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 12-23-07
                                      • 11692

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                      Am I alone in completely not caring about this moron, I mean he swims well I guess, that's not interesting whatsoever. I mean they give him like 50 gold medals b/c he's the fastest in 200m 400m 600m 800m etc. etc. I mean at a certain point shouldn't you just get 1 gold medal for being the fastest swimmer anyway. But even if he's the best swimmer of all time who gives a shit, who watches swimming, I mean unless it's a hot chick swimming who cares. I can honestly say I've never been interested in seeing a dude swim no matter how good he is at it. There are so many "sports" at the Olympics that are out of the twilight zone there's one where they ride on horseback then shot an arrow, I mean wtf is that, at what point does a person fully commit to being the best horseback bow and arrow shooter and make it their life goal to win gold at it. Also if you win gold in badminton or some crazy ass equestrian sport or that downhill skiing crap where you shoot at targets as you ski can you really feel like a champion, I mean weren't you just the best b/c it was you versus the only other guy on the planet who's interested in that sport, I mean yea granted you beat him so you are technically the best but c'mon a gold medal is a lil overboard imo.
                                      you could say this about any olympian. What if every olympian actually spent their time to help society better itself instead of working on their swimming skills/volley ball skills/ping pong skills 365 days a year?
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                                      • bettilimbroke999
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-04-08
                                        • 13254

                                        #20
                                        I like the Olympics, but I just dont like swimming, I could care less if you are the fastest butterfly stroke, I mean what the fuk are you going to join the pro swim tour?
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                                        • max_asdf
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-22-08
                                          • 1362

                                          #21
                                          shawn johnson is the best
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                                          • madmaxx
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                                            • 03-14-07
                                            • 3289

                                            #22
                                            i wonder if Swim Fan is Phelps' favorite movie
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                                            • Richkas
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                                              • 02-03-08
                                              • 19396

                                              #23
                                              not me
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                                              • bettilimbroke999
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-04-08
                                                • 13254

                                                #24
                                                What's up with Phelps screaming, I mean it's fukin swimming, you are the fastest guy at doing laps in the pool, no need to go insane about it. I wish they'd drop a shark in the pool, now that I would watch. The only sports ppl ever dominate are gymnastics or swimming or figure skating, I mean c'mon does anybody really care that he is the fastest 400m AND 600m AND 800m swimmer, I mean doesn't that kind of go without saying that if you are beating me for 2 laps in the pool that you're prolly gonna beat me for 4, is it really necessary to give you another gold medal every couple laps
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                                                • Bill Dozer
                                                  www.twitter.com/BillDozer
                                                  • 07-12-05
                                                  • 10894

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                                  What's up with Phelps screaming, I mean it's fukin swimming, you are the fastest guy at doing laps in the pool, no need to go insane about it. I wish they'd drop a shark in the pool, now that I would watch. The only sports ppl ever dominate are gymnastics or swimming or figure skating, I mean c'mon does anybody really care that he is the fastest 400m AND 600m AND 800m swimmer, I mean doesn't that kind of go without saying that if you are beating me for 2 laps in the pool that you're prolly gonna beat me for 4, is it really necessary to give you another gold medal every couple laps
                                                  I'm impressed by his domination but that's a funny post.
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    Phelps must be Gay swimmers usually are
                                                    Swimming is not a real sport
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                                                    • Deuce
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                                                      • 01-12-08
                                                      • 29843

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Phelps must be Gay swimmers usually are
                                                      Swimming is not a real sport
                                                      You'd still make a move on him to plow him in the ass.


                                                      JJ, Phelps is a better athlete than you were or ever will be pal.
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                                                      • raydog
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 11-07-07
                                                        • 6984

                                                        #28
                                                        nobody is more dominant in any sport today. not even tiger. imo, phelps is the best athlete while tiger is on the bench
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                                                        • daggerkobe
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                                                          • 03-25-08
                                                          • 10744

                                                          #29
                                                          I used to swim competitively and it is one of the most difficult sports to become good at, let alone dominate. What Phelps is doing and will do is history in the making. It's like watching Hershiser's scoreless inning streak, Dimaggio's consecutive games hit streak, Kobe's 81 pts, etc.

                                                          Basically, it'll be talked about for as long as Olympics lives on.
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                                                          • fiveteamer
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                                                            • 04-14-08
                                                            • 10805

                                                            #30
                                                            He gets pub for 5 days every 4 years. Most people care more about what Tiger Woods ate for breakfast.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              No one even knows who the guy is

                                                              Swimming is an obscure sport therefore you will never know how good he is unless more people played like Golf where everyone and their brother has tried and failed. That is what Makes Tiger the greatest ever
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                                                              • bettilimbroke999
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 02-04-08
                                                                • 13254

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by daggerkobe
                                                                I used to swim competitively and it is one of the most difficult sports to become good at, let alone dominate. What Phelps is doing and will do is history in the making. It's like watching Hershiser's scoreless inning streak, Dimaggio's consecutive games hit streak, Kobe's 81 pts, etc.

                                                                Basically, it'll be talked about for as long as Olympics lives on.
                                                                Disagree completely, in actuality it is prolly a hard sport to be the best at (hell what sport is easy to be the best at?) but it is probably the easiest sport to dominate, if you are the fastest swimmer you are simply going to swim faster than your opponents every race and will be a Secretariat like favorite to win every event you enter which is why he's going to win 8 in a row and beat Spitz (naturally a swimmer as well) record of 7 gold, btw Spitz said if they had 50m freestyle he would've easily won 8 as well and he is sure Phelps will win 8. Phelps racks up gold in every single event he enters just like all the best swimmers in history, how can you say this is a tough sport to dominate when it's been dominated every Olympics?
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Golf is by far the hardest sport to dominate

                                                                  Nothing even close
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                                                                  • max_asdf
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                                    • 1362

                                                                    #34
                                                                    sync diving is pretty fckign hard

                                                                    GUO JING JING
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                                                                    • daggerkobe
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-25-08
                                                                      • 10744

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                                                      Disagree completely, in actuality it is prolly a hard sport to be the best at (hell what sport is easy to be the best at?) but it is probably the easiest sport to dominate, if you are the fastest swimmer you are simply going to swim faster than your opponents every race and will be a Secretariat like favorite to win every event you enter which is why he's going to win 8 in a row and beat Spitz (naturally a swimmer as well) record of 7 gold, btw Spitz said if they had 50m freestyle he would've easily won 8 as well and he is sure Phelps will win 8. Phelps racks up gold in every single event he enters just like all the best swimmers in history, how can you say this is a tough sport to dominate when it's been dominated every Olympics?

                                                                      Swimming is hardly easy to dominate. It's not like running where you run the same way.... in swimming there are four distinct styles that must be mastered. Freestyle is nothing like the backstroke, the butterfly and the breatstroke, for example. He's not particularly good at backstroke and breaststroke which is why he has never medalled in them. So to say "just swim fast" is easier said than done.

                                                                      Since before Spitz and after, there's probably been two swimmers that have dominated the sport. That's 2 in 30+ years. If it's so easy, wouldn't there have been more?????
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