So, who is NOT going to the Bash?

[Robyn]

I'm not going unless Teela goes.

[Teela]

I'm not going unless Teela goes.

Only if we can fly together and a drunk man tries to take advantage of us.

[Panic]

I come here for advice from Doc Gold and you guys take the ball and run with it. As if I wasnt an emotional cripple already.

[Bread]

fear not. there will be plenty of other unsuspecting female passengers for you to impose your will upon.

[Panic]

I wasn't invited to Florida.

[Robyn]

Panic, I was stuck in a snowstorm in Flint Michigan a few years back. I made friends with a cute guy and we hung out at the bar until our flight could finally take off. I probably would have let him take advantage of me had I not met Bread one month prior. I am a floozy.

[Teela]

I think Florida is an open invitation. That's how I take it.

[Panic]

Robyn-I have very little places to go where I can pick up women. It is the gambler's curse. No woman in her right mind would settle down with the likes of us on here. Therefore, if I hold your hand through a trying time like flying, I expect a little gratitude in return. Hell, I bought her a 5 dollar drink that came in a glass the size of a thimble, what else did she want? As soon as the plane landed, she was gone like a thief in the night. I was cussing the guy who was gonna reap the benefits of my hard work.

[Bread]

Jeezus you bought her a drink??? You didn't mention that the other night.

You were fkd right there.

[Teela]

You were used.

That's a smart girl - pretend to be scared to have someone buy alcohol for her.

[Bread]

Panic you never buy a girl a drink. You impose your will on them.

They like that. They pretend they don't, but they do.

[Robyn]

Panic, you need to be more aggressive and take control of the situation. Simply buying a drink doesn't work anymore. You have to make her feel that she is incomplete without knowing what your dinger looks like in her mouth.

OH boy...I am in one of those out of control moods today. Poor Bread.

[Teela]

It sounds to me like you're too nice.

[Panic]

Updated list:

Panic
dj
Robzilla
Hawaii04
Bread
Robyn
Teela

If we get enough people, maybe we can have a contest and props on which poster goes home broke, which posters get in a fight, which poster will become a legend, ect...

I am trying to make this place have some action, for those of us that cant attend. It sucks, not going, but we'll try and make the best of it.

[Bread]

hahahaa....i like your idea. We can wager on all of that crap.

Person so be found naked in the hotel hallway in their own puke.

Person to get arrested.

Two guys to share a drunken kiss.

I like it!!!

[Panic]

hahahaa....i like your idea. We can wager on all of that crap.

Person so be found naked in the hotel hallway in their own puke.

Person to get arrested.

Two guys to share a drunken kiss.

I like it!!!

Exactly. Will JJ bang an unsuspecting poster?

[Panic]

It sounds to me like you're too nice.

Teela, you understand me.

[Teela]

I'm the same way - very easy to be taken advantage of

[Bread]

Now I would buy Teela a drink since she is easy to take advantage of.

JJ will be with us Panic. He has no choice in life.

[Teela]

Bread, I require two drinks

[thezbar]

I registered but I'm now a Late Scratch! Couldn't get all three days off from work. Plan is to use the $ I will make {and posssibly save} to fund some off shore activities in the months following.

[Robyn]

Teela, I am drinking a glass of wine. I am already so freaking sleepy from the lack of sleep this whole week. HEP ME!