JJ, I have a problem. I need a response.

Bread · 08-07-08, 10:37 PM

I used to think JRich or Moneyline or perhaps BuddyBear were the biggest douchebags here.

Then .....then!!!!!.....I met Pavy.

I USE FAKE MODEL PICS AND SAY ITS ME! YEA!!!!

lol, pavyracer. you fvck.

accuscoresucks · 08-07-08, 10:37 PM

hell of a story pavvy

have a good one

Bread · 08-07-08, 10:41 PM

It reminds me of high school days. The fellas here can relate.

Remember when you would fudge or straight out lie about how your date went?

How you got some, or got further than you actually did? And your friends thought you were cool?

Well now days, I think we all can agree, your friends respect and enjoy the truthful stories more. No matter how embarrassing.

Can't get it up? Girl slapped you in the face? Husband showed up?

Hilarious.

I love toolbags like Pavy who late in the game still think the way to impress the boys is to make yourself out as the hero.

Guys like Pavy is the reason that "clowns" like me fvck their wives. Yep.

Teela · 08-07-08, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by bmw530i

Teela would be sexy as P diddy's assistant, you could sabotage his empire..... muahahaha

I don't think I would do well. It wouldn't be sabotage as much as it would be quitting....

pavyracer · 08-07-08, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Panic

lol. Theres that wit. Its like a cock in a raccoons mouth.

Yeah, Robyn hasn't posted since she had to lick SSLP's cock from the raccoon's mouth. I hope she didn't get rabies.

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 10:43 PM

ahahahah ....Bread ....In like 7th grade ...stick your finger in Gordons fish sticks.........here guys smell no really.... I fingered her....

Teela · 08-07-08, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by bmw530i

ahahahah ....Bread ....In like 7th grade ...stick your finger in Gordons fish sticks.........here guys smell no really.... I fingered her....

That's NASTY.

Guys didn't really do that, did they?

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 10:45 PM

hahaha No Bread gets me goin though

Bread · 08-07-08, 10:47 PM

No..but all guys embellished until they turned about 20 and realized it was fcking gay.

Except for Pavy. He's still an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog model. Tool.

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 10:49 PM

Girls will lie and say nothin happened at all....guys will lie and say.....Oh ... I put it in her mouth

smitch124 · 08-07-08, 10:49 PM

I used to like to flip the ruler over and report mm's as inches...

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 10:50 PM

hhahahah smitch nice 1

smitch124 · 08-07-08, 10:51 PM

lol, worked great until they wanted to see this monster...

smitch124 · 08-07-08, 10:52 PM

kinda like when bread asks Pavy for 3 more pics...

uh oh

Bread · 08-07-08, 10:54 PM

Yea..notice Pavy hasn't said dick about that. And that was reposted.

I'm going to expose him for the tool he is. I heard he was the resident tough guy here when I signed up. OOPS!

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 10:57 PM

Bread do the Hulkster rant...cup your ear ...turn ...turn...turn...fans goin wild.... riiiip shirt... Fellas 1 thing i really recommend shave your balls, makes your caack look so much bigger, and you look nice and neat

Bread · 08-07-08, 10:59 PM

bmw you are precious. you have already been nominated for poster of the month for your in-game chat recommend.

you watch the trashy vh1 shows.

you r a winner my fren.

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 11:01 PM

......drops the elbow.....gets the 1 ....2.....

Robyn · 08-07-08, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

There was a gay dude here a long time ago that was posting topless pictures of himself, The Seer, so I went to my house pool and took a picture of myself and posted it as my avatar. Everyone thinks it's not me but it is my own picture. They are either jealous of my looks, gay or 300 lb cows.

Aww...I miss Seer. Jody is his name, I believe. He had the hots for himself, that's for sure.

Robyn · 08-07-08, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Yeah, Robyn hasn't posted since she had to lick SSLP's cock from the raccoon's mouth. I hope she didn't get rabies.

Does this make sense to anyone? Is Pavy drunk?

Teela · 08-07-08, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Does this make sense to anyone? Is Pavy drunk?

I think it was a reference from a post last weekend. He had made the comment that a raccoon had bit off SSLP's (I think) genitalia and one of them said (SSLP?) that you had licked it back on.

Bread · 08-07-08, 11:13 PM

Robyn he can't see you. You can take this one of two ways.

You can ignore him because he can't see you...or.....

You can call him a DICK COCK FAG FAKE PICTURE USING MUTHER ****ER FAGGOT COCKSUCKER LITTLE BITCH!!!

Either way, you're safe baby.

Panic · 08-07-08, 11:13 PM

Boy, the stewardess' are gonna love me.

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 11:14 PM

Did he look like Jonathan Anton?

Bread · 08-07-08, 11:14 PM

Panic...don't get a DWF.

Robyn · 08-07-08, 11:14 PM

This song goes out to Pavy. With love.

Panic · 08-07-08, 11:15 PM

This is gonna be funny. If I had a video camera I would record it and post it here.

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 11:16 PM

haha nice Robin ....Takes ropes......shakes them like...the Ultimate Warrior... Love when Hulk shakes uncontrolably when he is in a headlock....shake shake.....gets out...points..........UUUUUUUU

Teela · 08-07-08, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by bmw530i

Did he look like Jonathan Anton?

Isn't that the stylist that had a show? Blow Out?

Bread · 08-07-08, 11:17 PM

bmw is out of control. all...night.....long.................... .

bmw530i · 08-07-08, 11:19 PM

yes teela...I'm tellin ya i take this shit called bronkaid ...its a alerternative to ephedra, only thin is you have to show your id at the place ...its also used to make METH ahaha

Bread · 08-07-08, 11:21 PM

Meth.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

GIMME! I DONT WANNA SLEEP FOR 6 DAYS!!

Nah I'm just kidding...I love sleep. Fvck that.

Robyn · 08-07-08, 11:24 PM

Aww...Is bread winding down?

Bread · 08-07-08, 11:25 PM

Could be. Don't have to embarrass me in front of everyone...

Robyn · 08-07-08, 11:32 PM

Oops, I forgot. You have a reputation to live up to.

Sowwy!