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  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    Cremated husband
    Tanya recently lost her husband.

    She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

    Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

    Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

    "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

    Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?"

    "Here it comes."
  • SSLP
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-29-08
    • 5232

    #2
    hahahahahahaah
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    • BadNina
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-07
      • 10491

      #3
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      • betplom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-06
        • 13444

        #4
        What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
        10 years and 45 lbs

        What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
        45 minutes
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        • bettilimbroke999
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-04-08
          • 13254

          #5
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          • bmw530i
            Restricted User
            • 04-19-08
            • 4058

            #6
            holy F'in shit so sick...I love it...ahahahaa
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            • englishmike
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-19-08
              • 5279

              #7
              I'm yet to see anyone top Keith Richards who reportedly snorted some of his dads ashes whilst off his head on coke.
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              • betplom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-20-06
                • 13444

                #8
                Originally posted by englishmike
                I'm yet to see anyone top Keith Richards who reportedly snorted some of his dads ashes whilst off his head on coke.
                Stick around.
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                • Tsoprano
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 04-14-08
                  • 26374

                  #9
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                  • accuscoresucks
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-03-07
                    • 7160

                    #10
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