Best Lay of your life

[SSLP]

Name your best lay , and give details if you want.

Mine was with some chick I meet through a friend we went out a few times and just when I was thinking she wasnt gonna give it up.. she did.

Laura , showed me a thing or two and made me shake like a 12 year old.

left to the beach one day never saw her again.

WOW.

[betplom]

Name your best lay , and give details if you want.

Mine was with some chick I meet through a friend we went out a few times and just when I was thinking she wasnt gonna give it up.. she did.

Laura , showed me a thing or two and made me shake like a 12 year old.

left to the beach one day never saw her again.

WOW.

Sounds like a wet dream.

[SSLP]

Im just lying i cant even remember half the girls ive been with due to booze im pretty sure they were fatties though...

man its boring here today

[Teela]

Im just lying i cant even remember half the girls ive been with due to booze im pretty sure they were fatties though...

man its boring here today

Can't remember or don't want to?

[SSLP]

maybe both , pretty sure actually its BOTH

[Teela]

Thank goodness alcohol makes fuzzy memories

[SSLP]

You can say that again

[Shark79]

Lateesha, Keneesha and Yoconda ... they were some Hoovers

[bettilimbroke999]

Not sure but she charged way too much, no crackwhore is worth 5 dollars

[betplom]

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose.

The doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."

"And?" asked the doctor.

"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey - this one here looks like yours!'"

[Pick'nParlays]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jjgold]

when I fukked 3 girls back in my prime
I won 11g's back then and paid $800 for the 3 hookers
We fuked all night
Best night ever
All 3 were 10's

[onthewhat]

when I fukked 3 girls back in my prime
I won 11g's back then and paid $800 for the 3 hookers
We fuked all night
Best night ever
All 3 were 10's

im surprised you could get that 1 inch prick up for the hookers, coach

[jjgold]

Yeh back then it was easy

Going to try Rogaine and see if it stimulates it

[Bread]

Ask me again after I meet Teela in person.

[Teela]

Ask me again after I meet Teela in person.

Hmmm....there could be a reason this hasn't happened yet....

I'm still about the booze cruise in FL - make it happen, Bread.

[Panic]

Bangin' my psychiatrist on her coach. I remember crying all the way through it. We had just had a break through moment. The best of both worlds.

[RogueJuror]

Bangin' my psychiatrist on her coach. I remember crying all the way through it. We had just had a break through moment. The best of both worlds.

Mutual treatment, sounds hot, now that's professionalism.

[Panic]

I know some of these sick fvcks will spank it to my story, but SSLP asked...so there it is. Rogue, it doesnt get any better than feeling a release, both physically and mentally, at the same time. There is no better high.

[ChuteBoxe]

Your mom f*ckhead! Yooo, where you been?

[JenBird]

I'm sorry, I can't reveal her name.