I Wanna Live Life Backwards!

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  • UltimateSelector
    Restricted User
    • 01-28-08
    • 15926

    #1
    I Wanna Live Life Backwards!
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    n my next life I want to live my life backwards.
    You start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
    You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
    You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
    You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.
    And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
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  • shady610
    SBR MVP
    • 01-12-06
    • 1570

    #2
    i got that chain email a few years back. i got a kick out of it.
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #3
      Would be nice.
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      • topgame85
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-30-08
        • 12325

        #4
        Never heard it before classic
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        • BrentCrude
          SBR MVP
          • 11-16-05
          • 4665

          #5
          We have a number of Indian casinos where I live.There are a few Indians who want to show some sort of deffiance and they do it by walking backwards throughout the casino at a pretty fast clip.It's like some Elvis has entered and left the arena deal.This one guy is their assistant and looks like an older version of Ernie ''buck teeth&thick horn rimmed glasses''from My 3 Sons and he opens and closes the doors and guides them.It's the damndest thing I ever saw.I had to google it to research what this all meant even though I had a sneakey sense it meant these Indians were pissed off.It was like something right out of the Ed Chigliak Norther Exposure handbook.
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