boys, I can't win anymore.. i am going broke.

[Nicky Santoro]

boys you have known me for a long time you know im a religous guy, and i have been losing big.. 37 of my last 39 days, i have lost money. i have stopped going to church now for 5 yrs, and since then, i've been losing money.. So i went to see Father Bertoldi at my parish at my local church. I told him, Father, you have to help me here. I need some winners fast, i am going broke. , please help me. Father Bertoldi is a big sports fan too. He told me i shouldn't be gambling, but if i do gamble, i'd have to give a 250 donation to the church for his picks. Since i was desperate, i gave the 250.. Father Bertoldi then gave me 3 picks, and they went 1-2.. I called him to ask for my 250 back, he hung up on me. I've known since Day 1 that father Bertoldi alwys hated my guts. maybe he gave me those losers on purpose. He never says hi to me at mass and pretends he doesn't see me. i think he knows i'm a wiseguy gambler. I know this because I went to see him last superbowl and asked him to pray for me that that Pats will win. Pats lost outright.

3 days ago, i went to see a psychic cause i needed a winner. she wanted 150 for the pick.. like an idiot, i paid it, since i am desperate now.. she told me the Yanks over Angels. Yanks got killed. i called to get my money back, she hung up on my face..

i have to tell you guys i went to bed last night at 5 a.m. and i was flicking channels and i think i have found the answers to my problems his name is PETER POPOFF. man this guy can make you feel like you will never lose again.I CALLED HIS EMERGENCY LINE IT COST YOU A $ 500 DOLLAR DONATION TO THE CHURCH OF PETER POPOFF. ITS USUALLY RESERVED FOR GUYS WHO HAVE AN HOUR TO LIVE BUT I SAID TO PETEY BOY, IF I DONT HIT MY NEXT BET I MIGHT BE IN THAT SAME BOAT SO IM PRAYING TO YOU PETEY, I NEED A WINNER TONIGHT.PETER SAID, NICKY YOU SOUND LIKE A NICE GUY IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER C-NOTE I WILL PERFORM A MIRACLE FOR YOU AND GIVE YOU THE WINNER THE LORD WANTS YOU TO HAVE.I SAID PETER, YOU HAVE A DEAL. GUYS THIS PICK COMES FROM THE LORD OR SHOULD I SAY (PETER POPOFF) I BELIEVE IN THIS MIRACLE WORKER HE TOUCHES PEOPLE AND THEY CAN SEE,HE CURES AIDS, CANCER,HE CURES CRIPPLES,I WANT TO SEE IF HE CAN CURE US AND DELIVER A WINNER. IF YOU BELIEVE.


BOYS , I NEED THIS WIN BIG TIME AND GET BACK ON THE RIGHT TRACK.. IF NOT, I WILL BE BROKE SOON. I AM DESPERATE. NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE.. I can't win boys.. i just can't win anymore.. He gave me the CUBS this afternoon..

come on POPOFF, i believe in you.. lets go cubs.. if this wins, i am calling Popoff for his pick of the day everyday, even if it costs me.. i need help. i can't win anymore..


LET'S GO POPOFF..LONG LIVE PETER POPOFF..

Let's go CUBS..

[bmw530i]

Nicky, great story..I know football season will be great to you....do 10 our fathers and hail mary's then...lock in your game tonight....get em Nicky Nicky if you did a peter popoff video while you are on the phone with him......then suddenly the psychic knocked on your door....instant SBR classic

[jjgold]

This is a tight game, Nicky you must be dying watching updates on cbs sports. Nicky is this the life you want? You are pacing up and down all day biting your nails. Is it worth it?

[Nicky Santoro]

i am freakin out.. that fukkin peter popoff.. it was 6-1 cubs coasting.. now it's 7-6 houston.. and i am laying -250.. i will freak if this loses..

that fukkin peter popoff..

[bmw530i]

De Rosa will do something here for you...

[bmw530i]

Yes johnson is on.......go go

[onthewhat]

Astros with 6 unanswered

[Bread]

Cubbies will pull this out for us Nicky. 2nd and 3rd no outs.

PUT DOWN THE KNIFE MAN!

[bmw530i]

ahahah i told you de rosa would go off here Nicky ....ahahaha yes....2nd and 3rd no out Sac fly take that .....see what else

[Nicky Santoro]

stay with me here bm, i can use you. you're my good luck charm. this game is far from over. no lead is safe here. and imagine that the total was only 7.. wow..

come on peter popoff..

[bmw530i]

hahah you got it....this wins ....Popoff is gettin a new client.... what will sweet Lou do on this spot?

[gordon gekko]

Cubs tied it up 7 - 7.

[TodaysAction]

If this doesn't pan out for you, I do hope you cash, you could allows fade Allan Eastman better known as Ace-Ace or AceAce something like that during the upcoming football seasons (college and pro).

[bmw530i]

Soto you muppet

[Bread]

You just called someone a muppet. Classic!

[bmw530i]

come on dig in Soriano lets go

[Nicky Santoro]

boys, i dont think you guys realize how much i am sweating here.


if i lose this one, peter popoff is getting a visit to his door by someone in 2 hrs.. that mother fukker.. and if i cant do this, i am going myself with my Titan" hockey stick..

[bmw530i]

ahahahahhahahhah CAAA CRRRRRACK

[gordon gekko]

10 - 7 Cubs looking good Nicky.

[bmw530i]

Yes Nicky Popoff Is GonnA Go 8 Straight Now.

[Nicky Santoro]

bm, not over yet, but you are the man.. bready, gordy geiko, you guys were my good luck charm.

but not over yet..


peter popoff.

i am starting to like you man.. maybe you can get me out of this slump and back on the winning track.. i love you peter popoff..

[bmw530i]

games like this ...I am wrapped in a blanket just fixated.....when i have to have the winner....and when its back and forth like this and exciting..this is what it's all about right here this moment. ahaha tacked on another 1 Yes Yes Yes

[Bread]

Damn I run take a quick shower and missed a Soriano dinger! Damn!

Nicky calm down. I think we should be OK now.

[bmw530i]

Pepperidge farm Pumpernickle......Bread .....wazzzzaah p

[gordon gekko]

11 - 7 going into the 8th your safe Nicky.

[Bread]

I am some clean Bread now. Clean Bread just goes better with everything.

Good job being there for Nicky while I was on my way home bmw. He needed some support there.

[Nicky Santoro]

bm

trust me man, this isn't fun as you think.. it's fun when you got small fun dollars on it, but when you bet big money on a -250 fav and you are now losing late in the game, it's not fun at all trust me. we are dealing with real money here.. not fun money.. i can't afford to keep losing like this bm, or i will be on the street..

bready, thanks man, you too brought me good luck..

peter popoff,

i have one thing to say to you.. I LOVE YOU MAN

[Stacocakes]

What a crazy ass game.Thought this game was over when it was 6-1.Come back and now find all of this shit happening
Going to take years off my life
I'm on the cubs here to.Lets ****ing hit this
Need the pen to hold this four run lead

[jjgold]

You pulled it out Nicky

Solid pressure call

[Nicky Santoro]

I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT...

BUT I LOVE THIS MAN.

[Stacocakes]

Can wood ever make things easy ?

[bmw530i]

I respect your situation Nicky...great f'in job...K wood to shut this one down.... Soriano gets the Edge Gel close shave of the day......hahaha......Popoff armani'd out ......this guy is on a streak ......and i'm not talkin about the Just for Men black hair dye he uses

[Stacocakes]

If you want to pay for picks, pay some hooker to tell you who will win a game. She has just as much chance as any other person to pick the right winner, plus you get a blowjob out of it at least

[VegasDave]

Nicky, the one thing that disappoints me about you is the fact that you do not seem interested in handicapping games.

In your videos you talk about how you get the absolute best prices, but then you say "you can't predict games don't bother to try"... I think this is a bad attitude. With your knack for finding the lines, if you actually spent the time handicapping games, maybe you could do more decently.

For someone who knows so much about gambling the fact that you don't even try to handicap disappoints me.

[pavyracer]

Nicky,

Whatever happens with this game do not jump off the 16th floor of your high rise.