Anyone ever been handcuffed by the Police?

[TheCentaur]

If so, what's the story?

I got stopped one time because I weaved across the line reading a text message. Then to get my registration I went into my glove compartment but forgot to tell him I had a gun in there. He didn't like that, got me out of the car and cuffed my drunk ass.

[Br0nxer]

Lots in my younger days

Too old for that shit now

[downsouth]

A few times when younger. Have kinda outgrown it at this point in my life.

[d2bets]

If so, what's the story?

I got stopped one time because I weaved across the line reading a text message. Then to get my registration I went into my glove compartment but forgot to tell him I had a gun in there. He didn't like that, got me out of the car and cuffed my drunk ass.

Wow, looks like you broke at least 4 laws in under 100 characters.

[TheCentaur]

4 yes
0 no
So far. What a bunch of degenerates we are

[Deuce]

No

Have been in back of cop car though.

[Br0nxer]

I will take this thread a step further

Not going to explain the whole story but sitting in the passenger seat of a parked car with the window down.

Had a cop sneak up on us on foot and had the barrel of his gun touching my temple.

[ngates815]

Younger days...a few times.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Yeah, license incorrectly listed as suspended before issue date. Total clusterfuck.

[allabout the $$$]

younger days been about 10 years

[blackbeSSt]

once when i was 21. rookie cop arrested me for "reckless driving and laying drag"

[TheCentaur]

I will take this thread a step further

Not going to explain the whole story but sitting in the passenger seat of a parked car with the window down.

Had a cop sneak up on us on foot and had the barrel of his gun touching my temple.

I met this girl who lived out in the country and we went out a few times, things were going good. I'm at her place in her bedroom and we're messing around and she's on top of me. Next thing I know she reaches over and pulls out a Glock from a shelf above her bed. She starts admiring it and talking about how she loves this gun and practices shooting cans in a dry lake behind her place. I'm thinking about when she told me about her Dad leaving her and her mom, and how she had recently been through a divorce, and I'm not real sure about her mental health at this point. Had she wanted to, I'd be dead and no one would have ever found me probably.

[Grits n' Gravy]

No

Have been in back of cop car though.

Were you blowing Chief Wiggum for a jelly donut?

To the o.p. my answer is yes. Too many times. Big thank yous to my attorneys.

[sweethook]

sure nuff you will show your ass when you get to the bottom of a lickker glass , 100%

[bet420]

Pissing in public/ drunk in public/ possession CDS- Not marijuana/ possession CDS-marijuana/ just to name a few

[aloys]

No, you?

[spartangreen]

When i was 19, me and my friends bought some Fake Ids at a flee market, we went to about 5 bars this night and they worked all the time. When we got home my buddy was wasted and striped his clothes off and started running down the road naked. So me and a few friends grabbed him and put him in my trunk still naked and drove around the block, well on the 2nd block a cop drives by us and then turns around and pulls me over, i get a DUI a block from my house get arrested and the Cop ask's if we have any drugs in the car and he searches the car, well we don't tell him about the naked guy in the trunk, so when he opens the trunk, the Cop jumps back and falls down, then jumps back up and pulls his gun, he thinks we kidnapped this guy. After a few minutes he figures it out and actually started laughing, but i still got arrested.

[TheCentaur]

When i was 19, me and my friends bought some Fake Ids at a flee market

[TexansFan]

A few times when younger. Have kinda outgrown it at this point in my life.

At first glance I thought they were giving out badges with vagina's on them until I saw it read Ruth's Chris winner on it.

[Emily_Haines]

Any government scum that tries to put hand cuffs on me is going to get their ass kicked

[DwightShrute]

many times when I was in my teens

[d2bets]

Any government scum that tries to put hand cuffs on me is going to get their ass kicked

Good luck with that. Let us know how that works out. I'll be watching this system closely.

[dante1]

Stealing Dwightie, I guess some people never change.

[DwightShrute]

making assumptions again dantey? I guess some people never change

[ByeShea]

Any government scum that tries to put hand cuffs on me is going to get their ass kicked

If your mom finds out you're not looking for jobs she's gonna get pissed.

Now turn off the computer, march on upstairs, and have dinner. She's been slaving over that hot stove.

[dante1]

making assumptions again dantey? I guess some people never change

Hmmm, well most of us know that you steal so a logical assumption would be that you were well--stealing.

Bottom line is you're a criminal, big surprise!

[DwightShrute]

Hmmm, well most of us know that you steal so a logical assumption would be that you were well--stealing.

Bottom line is you're a criminal, big surprise!

everyone doesn't know that dantey, just you apparently and you like to make these idiotic accusations and assumptions at every chance. Yawn. Just because you seem unable to let it go doesn't make it true. You have proven nothing except that you are an angry old man.

[clynnm17]

this was back in 06 the night that of SEC title game Arkansas vs Florida. I had Arkansas +5 loser by the way. the day before won about 700 in a poker tournament. Also got paid the same day so i had about 1400 on me. I was highly addicted to xanax back in the day. Only bought them by the bulk. so i bought about 250 of em for 750. Pretty much the whole poker tourney winnings on the xanny bars. So Im riding high that Saturday night drinking like a fool and eating those. I was at a club that night. Had about 90 in the car. At the club ran into a few friends and they said they wanted like 9. Me being a dumbass instead of grabbing just the 9 I grabbed the whole bottle of about 90. Go back in we meet in the bathroom and security guard walks in right as the exchange is going down. Then as I walk out the police grab me. Now here comes the juicy part. I am on my way to the police station in the back of the car with the cuffs on. I get to the station. the cop that drove me down there all of a sudden disappears. Another cop brings me to the front of the station a young cop by the way. And one of the local books is there chilling with the young cop. He has the xanny bars and pats me down and pulls out the wallet with all the cash, cell, smokes. Looks at me and says you can get booked for the charge and get your money when you get out of jail. Or you can walk out of here right now with no money. SO OF COURSE I SAID PEACE

[samdapatriotsfan]

Smart choic0 clyn.

And yes, I have been cuffed and arrested multiple times. The last time about 15 years ago.

[marcoloco]

lots of "yes" answers in here. bunch of thugs.... by the way i voted yes also

[TheCentaur]

I guess the question should have been has anyone not been handcuffed by the police.

[RED]

this was back in 06 the night that of SEC title game Arkansas vs Florida. I had Arkansas +5 loser by the way. the day before won about 700 in a poker tournament. Also got paid the same day so i had about 1400 on me. I was highly addicted to xanax back in the day. Only bought them by the bulk. so i bought about 250 of em for 750. Pretty much the whole poker tourney winnings on the xanny bars. So Im riding high that Saturday night drinking like a fool and eating those. I was at a club that night. Had about 90 in the car. At the club ran into a few friends and they said they wanted like 9. Me being a dumbass instead of grabbing just the 9 I grabbed the whole bottle of about 90. Go back in we meet in the bathroom and security guard walks in right as the exchange is going down. Then as I walk out the police grab me. Now here comes the juicy part. I am on my way to the police station in the back of the car with the cuffs on. I get to the station. the cop that drove me down there all of a sudden disappears. Another cop brings me to the front of the station a young cop by the way. And one of the local books is there chilling with the young cop. He has the xanny bars and pats me down and pulls out the wallet with all the cash, cell, smokes. Looks at me and says you can get booked for the charge and get your money when you get out of jail. Or you can walk out of here right now with no money. SO OF COURSE I SAID PEACE

Now thats a great cop, I wish more were like that now a days.

[dfberger23]

Got arrested for selling weed in high school. Would text people adverisements and this kid's dad had his phone at the time. Gave phone to the police and they set up a deal posing as the kid. Showed up at a supermarket parking lot with my friend in a car, he was driving and a cop car just comes out of no where and stops in front of us. Starts screaming to get out, was so shocked I barely remember it, don't even remember if they pulled their guns.

Had 10 grams bagged up and had a small amount of mushrooms. They could have nailed me but were real nice. Only charged me with possession of mushrooms and possession of marijuana. Mushrooms was a misdemeanor and marijuana was just a petty ticket. I feel like the mushrooms saved me because I think they wanted to hit me with at least one misdemeanor so the possession of mushrooms fulfilled that. If I didn't have them maybe they would have charged me with selling weed which is a harsher misdemeanor.

Got cuffed and put in car, short ride to station, was in holding cell by myself for 3-4 hours until I got bailed out.

In the end, got a lawyer and I don't have a record, it is like it never happened.

[Dabeergod]

Yes for stealing a Justin Bieber cd

[GOIRISH]

Back when i was in school, taking me to jjc. They weren't on real tight and i remember trying my best to get them off so i could gtfo out.