Smashed My iPad2....Made It +EV!!

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  • opie1988
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-12-10
    • 23429

    #1
    Smashed My iPad2....Made It +EV!!
    I dropped my Ipad2 off the kitchen counter last week, straight onto a travertine stone floor. Landed right on the top left corner, and smashed the living fukk out of the screen! Needless to say, I was super pissed!!

    My wife made an appointment at the Apple store at North Park Mall for last Sat. They said it would be $379 since it would need to be replaced. Fukk me.

    So I take it in, and the place is a total fukkin madhouse. I told the sales guy my 4 year old daughter (whom I brought with me for full effect) had accidentally dropped it. Gave him the whole sob story. Meanwhile, my kid is going half-apeshit....all while carrying around a giant fukkin' drink and chocolate-covered hands from the Great American Cookie Co., with all these people and expensive electronics everywhere! Total fukkin' disaster waiting to happen!!! Guy comes back out, and just gives me a brand new iPad.....for free! He even loaded it up with IOS5 (or whatever the fukk its called), which apparently mine didn't have.

    I truly believe a big part of this was simply wanting to get my kid out of there before she caused some serious damage. I actually encouraged her to play with some of the 27" tower/monitors with this exact scenario in mind!

    So you see, men.....you can make most any negative situation into a +EV event with just a little planning.


    Just keep on grinding, men.
  • PAULYPOKER
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-06-08
    • 36581

    #2
    I believe that drop was more like a downward throttled spike due to the imploding Rangers in the last game of series..........
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    • Tech N9ne
      Restricted User
      • 06-24-11
      • 5366

      #3
      Guys gonna lose his job if they find out
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      • BIGDAY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 02-17-10
        • 48245

        #4
        Opie = Sharp.

        Nice work.
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        • greva
          SBR Sharp
          • 03-01-10
          • 487

          #5
          No wonder you are running this place opie..

          It all starts with POTM, soon you will be having John mobbing your floors
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          • Iwinyourmoney
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-18-07
            • 18368

            #6
            Opie you ain't as sharp as you think.

            Apple stores will give you ONE free replacement per customer/device.

            Mug swam with his iPhone in my pool, apple gave him a free replacement

            My girl broke her iPhone glass, free replacement.

            Few other friends free replacements.

            And ps: you didn't get a "brand new iPad"...you got a newly refurbished iPad.

            Have a good day
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            • hawley
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-10-10
              • 14270

              #7
              Unreal.

              Iwin still hurting form a poor showing in POTM buries Opie, and in the process buries himself for another POTM
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              • Iwinyourmoney
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-18-07
                • 18368

                #8
                Originally posted by hawley
                Unreal.

                Iwin still hurting form a poor showing in POTM buries Opie, and in the process buries himself for another POTM
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                • opie1988
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                  Opie you ain't as sharp as you think.
                  Apple stores will give you ONE free replacement per customer/device.
                  Mug swam with his iPhone in my pool, apple gave him a free replacement
                  My girl broke her iPhone glass, free replacement.
                  Few other friends free replacements.
                  And ps: you didn't get a "brand new iPad"...you got a newly refurbished iPad.
                  Have a good day
                  Hey Iwin.....if I was asking whats the best fukkin' pool skimmer to use, then I'd expect you to chime in!

                  (FYI.....Iwin very bitter from having been left off Sept/Oct POTM lists.)
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Opie bury IWIN

                    He talks behind your back and says your hair is dyed
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                    • manny24
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-22-07
                      • 20046

                      #11
                      Originally posted by hawley
                      Unreal.

                      Iwin still hurting form a poor showing in POTM buries Opie, and in the process buries himself for another POTM
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                      • Iwinyourmoney
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-18-07
                        • 18368

                        #12
                        Opie. Just giving you some facts bud. Your new iPad serial number will now start with a "RM"....which I'm sure you know what it stands for.

                        You still get all the warrantys and stuff. Not hating just giving you a heads up pal.

                        Ps...contact me about the best skimmer, will give you a crazy deal
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                        • doublej95
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-26-10
                          • 14094

                          #13
                          Somebody call that store and get that kid fired. 214-765-0820
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                          • griz
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-27-11
                            • 3647

                            #14
                            apple did that for me when i dropped my phone in the toilet. i was shocked but i have to say it made me very happy to be apple customer

                            still switched to droid tho
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                            • vyomguy
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-08-09
                              • 5794

                              #15
                              did you have warranty ?
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                              • TR88
                                Restricted User
                                • 06-10-10
                                • 9364

                                #16
                                i just hope forsberg dont see this thread opie
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                                • opie1988
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-12-10
                                  • 23429

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TR88
                                  i just hope forsberg dont see this thread opie
                                  Already buried that fool.
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