Someone Solve This Tough Riddle

[dynamite140]

Splinter is to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


as


Lakerboy is to

Just kiss him an get it over with. Sure he'll reject you but at least we on the forum will be spared the internet version of you pulling his hair and then running away on the playground.

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[8ArIvd5]

dynamite, you're wanted in chat pal

[Goat Milk]

none other than the worthless no coincidences. open big for lakerman
let his sack gently drop into your mouth

[DemoralizdDreamr]

Boy wtf is wrong with you????

[dynamite140]

none other than the worthless no coincidences. open big for lakerman
let his sack gently drop into your mouth

[phillybadboy]

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