How is John Madden still alive?

[SBR Lou]

Wow... Looks 103yo..

[jjgold]

I love Madden

[pimike]

When I think of bigboydan that is exactly who I picture

[pavyracer]

Madden is in top shape for this season. He is really into off season conditioning.

[Bread]

He is not. He is like Weekend at Bernies at this point.

There are babies missing in his eyebrows.

And puppies.

[Robyn]

I am half expecting one of Madden's eyebrows to grow arms and throw a serious beating on Al Michaels.

[RogueJuror]

When I think of bigboydan that is exactly who I picture

same here

[smitch124]

Wow... Looks 103yo..

He got a blood transfusion from Keith Richards

[pimike]

Not sure why, but that is who I think of. I'm glad somebody else has also.

[badhunter]

He drinks a lot and smokes cigars constantly. Surprised his eyebrows haven't caught fire. Had a drink with him years ago in Seattle when he was in town covering Monday night football, Seahawks-Raiders, back when Bo Jackson ran over Brian Bosworth.

[Robyn]

He drinks a lot and smokes cigars constantly. Surprised his eyebrows haven't caught fire. Had a drink with him years ago in Seattle when he was in town covering Monday night football, Seahawks-Raiders, back when Bo Jackson ran over Brian Bosworth.

He looks like a scotch drinker. Am I right?

[badhunter]

Absolutely right! Glennfidich.

[ZBOIZ]

yall wrong

[Robyn]

Absolutely right! Glennfidich.

Freaking old men and their scotch!!

[pavyracer]

Madden is only drinking carrot juice. Look at the color of his eyebrows.

[Bread]

I think everytime I am home and Madden comes on this year, I will start a thread about his eyebrows.

I'm serious.

[Robyn]

Was he a redhead back in the olden days?

[badhunter]

Can't remember what color his hair was, cuz we were partying like the Kennedys that night. I grew up a Raiders' fan so I was asking him a bunch of questions about Daryl Lamonica, Fred Biletnikoff, Ted Hendricks, Otis Sistrunk, Cliff Branch, Jack Tatum, Atkinson, etc. The Raiders were bad boys back then. I remember one quote, he said, "The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break."

[michael777]

i love madden,he looks like he will not live much longer though,geez he looks terrible

[SlickFazzer]

He's an old goat.

[Poker_Beast]

Fking die already, jesus christ!

[Illusion]

I'm surprised Pat Summeraul is still kicking. That guy is a walking corpes.

[SBR Lou]

I'm surprised Pat Summeraul is still kicking. That guy is a walking corpes.

Can't imagine what his liver must look like.

[treece]

They should replace Madden. He makes Al Michaels look bad.

[Illusion]

Who would you replace Madden with?

[treece]

Frank Caliendo impersonating John Madden.

[RogueJuror]

Who would you replace Madden with?

Jerry 'the king' Lawler

[Illusion]

He does John Madden better than John Madden.