What are you doing for Halloween

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  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #1
    What are you doing for Halloween
    Halloween is always a busy time of year for me. It is one of the key days for rebuilding my bankroll. I am preparing today getting my supplies dancing a bit in my driveway doing jumping jacks with my shirt off winking at females.

    Here is my Halloween Bankroll Building Plan:

    1) Morning take moped to rich neighborhoods case some houses. Eat some capicola on italian roll with hot mustard while hiding in bushes. Pinch asses of broads as they walk by on sidewalk get a few numbers. -$2.99

    2) Stuff old sock with gravel. Drive by on moped and hit tricker treaters upside the head with it. Take wallets, candies and most importantly UNICEF BOXES = ORANGE GOLD. get that money honey +$2,000.00

    3) Go to previously cased houses in rich area. Abduct jak-o-lanterns and leave ransom note on doorsteps. Watch children cry from bushes as entertainment. +$100 in utility

    4) Go to senior home slam pumpkins on old people's heads. Take money + medication. Mail piece of pumpkin to families to show I'm not fukkin around. +$1,300.00

    5) Borrow neighbors garbage can. fill up with his hose and gather crab apples. Set up on street corner $5.00 a shot for apple bobbing for kiddies. Splash water on shirts of hot milfs then charge other men to watch. +$260.00

    6) Cut senior medications with ground up chalk. Hire homeless people. Sell mixture to occupy wall streets to take advantage of democratic guilt and holiday season.stiff homeless. +$1,500.00

    7) Visit Jean-Guy my bookie in discotheque. He blackens my face because I'm behind on markers. pay off markers, post up, bet a few games. Eat some smoked meat on rye. Do my thing on dancefloor. 2 broads pass out due to my overwhelming sexuality take their purses. -$5,000.00 for markers, + $300.00 in purses+ $2,000.00 cash advance on their cards.

    8) Buy silk suite moon boots and g-string. Visit houses shakedown families and throw broken pumpkins at them after ransom is paid. +$10,000.00

    NET $12,357.01

    Living the dream boys, living the dream! And you can't post up $200.00 to be an SBR Pro
  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #2
    Up late tonight men. Gassing up the moped. Rudrigo is feeling ill with the flew. He will only be able to roll a few tricker treaters today. A sad turn of events.
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    • VegasInsider
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-12-10
      • 14593

      #3
      Jesus, are you related to Corbin?
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      • paranoyd androyd
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-01-11
        • 6459

        #4
        haha
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        • Ricki Roma
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 09-03-10
          • 737

          #5
          Lmaoooo!!!! Funny shit!! Haha

          Ill probably just hand out candy and take it easy, its a monday after all =P
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6


            Most towns around here cancelled Halloween due to so many power lines being down
            unheard of and I think later in week kids can go out


            I usually shut all the lights out and pretend I am not home. I aint buying fukkin candy way too much money.
            I cut a small slit in blinds and use my telescope to check out Hot Moms by the streets. A few kids thrown apples at my door because I get nabbed once in a while peaking out and the fukkin blinds move and they call me names.
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            • Ricki Roma
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 09-03-10
              • 737

              #7
              Dam jj fck ur life bro..
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              • stevek173
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #8
                What in the ****?
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                • RubberKettle
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-28-09
                  • 6421

                  #9
                  Give out candy to kids. Wait up make sure house is not messed with. Get co2 for paintball gun and light up anyone looking to cause mischief.
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                  • wtt0315
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-18-07
                    • 8037

                    #10
                    was going go out with the kid, but its freezing down here in s. florida today its like 74 degrees right now, i am not going out in that shit
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                    • mighty maron
                      SBR MVP
                      • 04-20-09
                      • 4215

                      #11
                      arson for hire in those power outage neighborhoods must be pretty high right now. Police services are handling other stuff. Time to reap that insurance money
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                      • doublej95
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 14094

                        #12
                        I use to go egging and mailbox bashing but now that I own a house I sit on the front porch waiting for pricks like me.
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                        • mrmarket
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-26-10
                          • 4953

                          #13
                          Originally posted by doublej95
                          I use to go egging and mailbox bashing but now that I own a house I sit on the front porch waiting for pricks like me.
                          Good idea. Lots of weirdos out on Halloween. Have to be regulated by the gamblers or who else am I right?

                          finished first wave of plan. had to be more forceful than usual. wirey old man defended his pumpkin as I creeped up on it. he was fast. had hands all over me might have pinched me i will check later. knocked him the fukk out. as he regained consciousness put pumpkin in his view. it was well carved smiling. old people do quality work. curb stomped it as an example to others in neighborhood. old man weeping like he bet indianapolis. tough business but you have to be hard. next.
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                          • Tech N9ne
                            Restricted User
                            • 06-24-11
                            • 5366

                            #14
                            I'm gonna shoot my sperm inside prissys mom
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                            • Bcatswin
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-21-10
                              • 13931

                              #15
                              Im going to eat some candy have some beers at the local watering hole afterwards watching the game, then hopefully i will be tongue punching some cougar in her fart box
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                              • Ricki Roma
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 09-03-10
                                • 737

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Tech N9ne
                                I'm gonna shoot my sperm inside prissys mom


                                Wtf forreal?
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #17
                                  Going to North Beach then Polk St....Lots of yay will be consumed.
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • bobbyfk
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-19-09
                                    • 15218

                                    #18
                                    Passing out candy 6p-8p, taking a nap then work 11:30p-7a
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                                    • homeless
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 10-30-11
                                      • 16

                                      #19
                                      Just preparing myself to go out parting
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