Against Robyn's better advice

[Bread]

I have started drinking again. I hope Panic is here somewhere.

Since my eyes have no more blood, I'm going to drink until my liver stabs me today.

No LL Cool J last night. Just couldn't stay that long. Hit the strip clubs instead. When a round of drinks costs $41 you might be in trouble.

[Panic]

Thats why I hide 40's out in the bushes. I keep walking past the doorgirl every 5 minutes to go take a swig. No way, I'm paying 14.50 for a beer. I've got it down now. And yes, I will be your partner in crime. I will commence drinking at 12 o'clock. Little diappointed the Richkas doesnt make videos anymore with a nice buzz going on. I didnt feel alone when I saw those. maybe he'll do one today for the races.

[Teela]

I thought your liver had fallen out and ran away?

[Robyn]

The strippers were uglier than usual last night. We went to two different clubs, both of which I had to share a bathroom with the strippers. Fellas, you do NOT want to know what goes on with these nasty bitches behind closed doors.

Oh and p.s. About 98% of them do not wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.

[Bread]

Panic...It is past noon. Where do you live fella? If it's not on the east coast then you are gay!!! OK..maybe not gay. Maybe just different.

Different = GAY!!!!

Teela...If I don't get a picture of your soon I'm gonna SNAP SNAP!!

[Panic]

Live in Texas, Bread. Here, you aren't a real drinker unless you piss a bag. So no liver needed. Mine punched out long ago.

[pat venditto]

bread i'll buy you alcohol if i can bang robyn pal. let me kno

[Bread]

Patty..Let's talk business. What can you bring to the table?

[Teela]

Teela...If I don't get a picture of your soon I'm gonna SNAP SNAP!!

There won't be any pictures. I'm still angry with you.

You should know that I need a reminder for when trashy shows come on and you didn't remind me until 15 minutes too late.

[Robyn]

Teela, make sure you watch VH1 tomorrow night. The new 2 Live Crew and New York shows are on. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Panic]

Teela said she was gonna go out last night, have some drinks, and come back on the forum in a fun mood. I checked back every hour on the hour. Set my alarm clock to go off each time. No Teela.

[zootiehead]

Speaking of trashy shows, Celebrity Rehab 2 will be a gold mine:

Season 2 of Celebrity Rehab will premiere in October. In addition to a new cast of recovering addicts, actor and former addict Gary Busey, who to date had been sober for 13 years, will appear as the cast's sobriety coach.

* Rodney King, taxi driver whose famously videotaped 1991 beating at the hands of Los Angeles police officers sparked a racial controversy, and led to the L.A. Riots.
* Nikki McKibbin, singer and former American Idol contestant.
* Steven Adler, former drummer for Guns N' Roses.
* Tawny Kitaen, actress and model.
* Amber Smith, model.
* Jeff Conaway, actor, returning from season 1 to recover from numerous back surgeries.
* Sean Stewart, reality TV star and son of singer Rod Stewart.

[Teela]

Teela, make sure you watch VH1 tomorrow night. The new 2 Live Crew and New York shows are on. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, Bread...this is what GOOD friends do. Remind you BEFORE they come on.

There's a preview for the new Diddy show on now. *YAWN*

I'm VERY excited about the shows tomorrow!!!

Panic, I was here. You weren't. I was sad.

[Panic]

I like the animal planet shows. Watching one called Human Prey. lol. People floating down a river in a raft with hippo's everywhere and one grabs their buddy and snaps him in half. Then they wonder why it happened. I wonder if they were college graduates?

[Bread]

fk diddy. i hate that tool.

Teela..I'm very excited about the Vh1 shows tomorrow. New York and Luke Skywalker in a row! YESSSSSSSSSS!! Mondays are relevant again.

Zootie...that looks magical. RODNEY KING??? REALLY!??!?!

Panic...Teela is a big dktease. i hate her.

[Teela]

Speaking of trashy shows, Celebrity Rehab 2 will be a gold mine:

Season 2 of Celebrity Rehab will premiere in October. In addition to a new cast of recovering addicts, actor and former addict Gary Busey, who to date had been sober for 13 years, will appear as the cast's sobriety coach.

I'll watch just for Gary Busey. But seriously - a sobriety coach?

[Robyn]

Speaking of trashy shows, Celebrity Rehab 2 will be a gold mine:

Season 2 of Celebrity Rehab will premiere in October. In addition to a new cast of recovering addicts, actor and former addict Gary Busey, who to date had been sober for 13 years, will appear as the cast's sobriety coach.

* Rodney King, taxi driver whose famously videotaped 1991 beating at the hands of Los Angeles police officers sparked a racial controversy, and led to the L.A. Riots.
* Nikki McKibbin, singer and former American Idol contestant.
* Steven Adler, former drummer for Guns N' Roses.
* Tawny Kitaen, actress and model.
* Amber Smith, model.
* Jeff Conaway, actor, returning from season 1 to recover from numerous back surgeries.
* Sean Stewart, reality TV star and son of singer Rod Stewart.

Oh my sweet mamms!! This might be the best cast of "stars" ever. Rodney King, really???????????????? And you can never, ever go wrong with Gary Bussey and his oddball jewels of wisdom.

[Bread]

Panic that sounds magical. Send nudes.

[Teela]

Panic...Teela is a big dktease. i hate her.

I'm an internet delivery girl!

[Panic]

fk diddy. i hate that tool.

Teela..I'm very excited about the Vh1 shows tomorrow. New York and Luke Skywalker in a row! YESSSSSSSSSS!! Mondays are relevant again.

Zootie...that looks magical. RODNEY KING??? REALLY!??!?!

Panic...Teela is a big dktease. i hate her.

I knew you would never steer me wrong. Thank you. Nudes on the way.

[Robyn]

I like the animal planet shows. Watching one called Human Prey. lol. People floating down a river in a raft with hippo's everywhere and one grabs their buddy and snaps him in half. Then they wonder why it happened. I wonder if they were college graduates?

We LOVE Animal Planet. We tend to watch the animal cop shows just to confirm our hatred for the human race.

[pat venditto]

lindsay lohan needs to get on that sobriety show. bitch is def a coke head

[Bread]

I hate people. Except for Robyn and Panic.

I hope an anvil falls on Teela's head.

[Teela]

I knew you would never steer me wrong. Thank you. Nudes on the way.

Don't let Bread fool you. He hearts me in a big gay way.

[Bread]

Teela do you have pink ones? I bet you do....

[Teela]

Teela do you have pink ones? I bet you do....

We've already gone over this. They fell off in the Great Nipple War of `05.

[Bread]

This thread is ON FIRE!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Teela...seriously. I wanna see....

I will never tell Robyn....let's talk here.....

[Panic]

Hold on let me mute the tv.

[Teela]

This thread is ON FIRE!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Teela...seriously. I wanna see....

I will never tell Robyn....let's talk here.....

Quick - you can look down my shirt!

Sadly, they're not as fabulous as Robyn's.

[Bread]

Ohhhhhhhhhh...the military pic. Bread likey.

[pat venditto]

wtf an army degenerate?

[Robyn]

I remember that picture, Teela!! That's back in the day when Bread thought that you were really me trying to trick him.

Ahh, the good old days.

[Teela]

I remember that picture, Teela!! That's back in the day when Bread thought that you were really me trying to trick him.

Ahh, the good old days.

If I remember correctly, you thought I was him trying to fool you. Sillies.

[Bread]

Get her Teela.

Ur hot. I am flipping a coin right now on who I want more...You or Panic. Tough call.

[Teela]

I know you're hot for Panic. I won't stand between you two and your brokebackness.