Tebowing? Are you fukkin kidding me??

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  • blackbeSSt
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-06-08
    • 9398

    #1
    Tebowing? Are you fukkin kidding me??
    What is Tebowing? (vb) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is...


    this is an all time low for americans i think
  • HoulihansTX
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-12-09
    • 30566

    #2
    Worst than planking
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    • Romocide
      SBR MVP
      • 09-14-11
      • 1404

      #3
      Worse than the Bush re-election.
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      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-18-11
        • 7537

        #4
        Originally posted by blackbeSSt
        http://tebowing.com/

        this is an all time low for americans i think
        Nah... not even close.

        The worse was when Americans were Simmonsing:

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        • Tech N9ne
          Restricted User
          • 06-24-11
          • 5366

          #5
          Originally posted by Romocide
          Worse than the Bush re-election.
          nothing is worse than the Bush re-election. Worst day in American history next to 9/11
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          • babyjesus
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 03-17-11
            • 994

            #6
            Got to love the shit American's come up with. They are so bored with their lives that they have to plank, owl, horseman, leisure dive, and tebow to make things interesting.
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            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-18-11
              • 7537

              #7
              Originally posted by babyjesus
              Got to love the shit American's come up with. They are so bored with their lives that they have to plank, owl, horseman, leisure dive, and tebow to make things interesting.
              C'mon... we also gave you Britney, Paris and Lindsay. Lighten up.
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              • bb_skoots
                SBR MVP
                • 05-04-11
                • 1088

                #8
                pollute some other site with this sh*t
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                • MysteryMung
                  Restricted User
                  • 02-11-11
                  • 670

                  #9
                  this is horse shit, since when did this move become TEBOWING?
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                  • babyjesus
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 03-17-11
                    • 994

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

                    C'mon... we also gave you Britney, Paris and Lindsay. Lighten up.
                    I'm American and I love all the bulsheet we come up with!
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                    • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-18-11
                      • 7537

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MysteryMung
                      this is horse shit, since when did this move become TEBOWING?
                      Since the Broncos named him Starter... hey, it happens.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388208

                        #12
                        might try it in my next video

                        Blacker thanks man!!!
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                        • VegasInsider
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-12-10
                          • 14593

                          #13
                          I used to just be annoyed with the Tebow thing, now I'm starting to hate him for what he's done.
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                          • VegasInsider
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-12-10
                            • 14593

                            #14
                            This one is pretty funny though

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                            • blackbeSSt
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-06-08
                              • 9398

                              #15
                              i submitted this one but doubt it will pass moderation

                              te-bowled over by bama!

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                              • boneheaded1
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 12-09-10
                                • 815

                                #16
                                Tebowing is for pussies. Planking is hardcore!!!!!

                                At least in planking you can see people tanking it and getting bloody.

                                That would actually make a funny website. Videos of people attempting planking and taking a nice spill. You could call it, Tankin' their Plankin'.com (come to think of it, that sounds rather porn-ish)
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                                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-18-11
                                  • 7537

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  might try it in my next video

                                  Blacker thanks man!!!
                                  That's fine... but please ignore your gut instinct and remain clothed.
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                                  • SportsMushroom
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-28-10
                                    • 4177

                                    #18
                                    at least they are idolizing someone with some morals and values, who believes that hard work and sucrifice must come before success

                                    there are so many people out there that look up to talentless lazy egomaniacs, dreaming about the day they too can become rich and famous without having any actual talent
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                                    • boneheaded1
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 12-09-10
                                      • 815

                                      #19
                                      Mushroom. Amazingly, I kind of agree with that sentiment. Morals and values, . . whatever. He's got 'em and good for him.

                                      But the hard work and sacrifice, for sure. The kid is humble as hell. He's Ronnie Lott as a QB. The fricking dude would let you rip his arm off if it meant he could get into the end zone and win. If he loses, he goes and out practices harder and studies more film. It's never a "business as usual" for him after a loss.

                                      That alone is worthy of respect.

                                      The kid knows he's not the best QB. But he knows, he will scratch and claw and give every frickin fiber of his being on every down in every game.

                                      Denver needs to get his college playbook and make it their offense.
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                                      • k13
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-16-10
                                        • 18130

                                        #20
                                        Just imagine if he ever wins the super bowl....
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                                        • unusialsusp5
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 04-18-10
                                          • 4199

                                          #21
                                          i can't wait till that bible thumper breaks his leg or that pathetic left arm.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388208

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by k13
                                            Just imagine if he ever wins the super bowl....
                                            What???

                                            We would name a fukkin state after him

                                            He is good for NFL......lots of discussion
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                                            • JGILL50
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 10-31-08
                                              • 836

                                              #23
                                              Morals and Values????

                                              99% of the time when someone shouts and preaches something they do exactly the opposite. i wouldnt be surprised if we found out Tebow ran some underground child porn ring or something else.
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                                              • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-24-10
                                                • 6298

                                                #24
                                                Hahahhahaha I love it. Tell me I'm not gonna tebow all fuckin weekend now. I might tebow the shiit outta my girl 2night in from of all her friends.
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                                                • P.F.Kasooff
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-13-10
                                                  • 1903

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by blackbeSSt

                                                  What is Tebowing? (vb) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is...


                                                  this is an all time low for americans i think

                                                  you found this how? looking for nudes of Timmy?
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                                                  • blackbeSSt
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-06-08
                                                    • 9398

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by P.F.Kasooff
                                                    you found this how? looking for nudes of Timmy?
                                                    have you been on the fukkin internet (besides sbr) within the past week? the better question is how have you NOT seen this shit plastered all over the net.
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                                                    • tdog1986
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 10-21-11
                                                      • 200

                                                      #27
                                                      Tebowing? I just saw this shit on ESPN. Absolutely pathetic and a waste of everyones time. Tebow is a crappy qb and so overrated by the media it makes me sick. Like someone said above me, whats going to happen if this guy ever plays on a superbowl team or wins a superbowl? They might start naming churches after this guy!
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                                                      • icancount2one
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-05-10
                                                        • 1507

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JGILL50
                                                        Morals and Values????

                                                        99% of the time when someone shouts and preaches something they do exactly the opposite. i wouldnt be surprised if we found out Tebow ran some underground child porn ring or something else.
                                                        I have a feeling "Tebowing" will refer to something gross eventually too, like Larry "wide stance" Craig or Ted Haggard.

                                                        In the meantime, Tebow could use a little Matthew 6:6. "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." Devoting your life to pummeling your opponents and then crediting God for it is not what Jesus taught, but has been what Christianity is about since Constantine.
                                                        Walter forgot... when you're desperate's when you got no choice.
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                                                        • VegasInsider
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-12-10
                                                          • 14593

                                                          #29
                                                          I can't wait until someone is Tebowing and gets struck by lightning.

                                                          How ironic would that be??

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                                                          • blackbeSSt
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-06-08
                                                            • 9398

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by icancount2one
                                                            I have a feeling "Tebowing" will refer to something gross eventually too, like Larry "wide stance" Craig or Ted Haggard. In the meantime, Tebow could use a little Matthew 6:6. "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." Devoting your life to pummeling your opponents and then crediting God for it is not what Jesus taught, but has been what Christianity is about since Constantine.
                                                            but then cameras won't see him
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                                                            • Roadtrip635
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-07-10
                                                              • 6129

                                                              #31
                                                              I saw that Tebowing crap on NFL.com, but it's starting to spread.
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                                                              • Ice House
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 07-21-10
                                                                • 4060

                                                                #32
                                                                geez.. this is rediculous.


                                                                do they know they are mocking him praying???
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                                                                • Ice House
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 07-21-10
                                                                  • 4060

                                                                  #33
                                                                  this has to be the silliest thing i have ever heard of.
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                                                                  • blackbeSSt
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-06-08
                                                                    • 9398

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ice House
                                                                    geez.. this is rediculous. do they know they are mocking him praying???
                                                                    i don't think its a mocking website. i think its a cult following and they are trying to be hand picked by their leader TIMMY to be the one to put the lotion on
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                                                                    • P.F.Kasooff
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-13-10
                                                                      • 1903

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by P.F.Kasooff

                                                                      you found this how? looking for nudes of Timmy?

                                                                      Originally posted by blackbeSSt

                                                                      have you been on the fukkin internet (besides sbr) within the past week? the better question is how have you NOT seen this shit plastered all over the net.

                                                                      You rubbed one out


                                                                      Here, I'll help you


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