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  • Bread
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    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #1
    Rays will win behind LL Cool J
    It’s Saturday. And what better day is there to get together with some good friends, have some drinks, play some cards, attend a ball game, hopefully win some money on the game, and take in a concert by a misplaced cultural icon! The highlight, though, will be when the Tampa Bay Rays (-135) make easy work of the disappointing Detroit Tigers.

    My, how things have changed. Surely everyone remembers before this season began, all the excitement for this Tigers team. Never was that hype higher than following the big trade with Florida that landed them slugger Miguel Cabrera and pitcher Dontrelle Willis. They were the 3rd highest favorite to win it all at +525. The Rays on the other hand, were bringing back much of the same team that landed the Major’s worst record last year. Everyone knew they had young talent, and could only improve, but were still sitting at +10,000 to win the World Series.

    Fast forward to present day. The Tigers have never been able to put anything consistent together. Their pitching has completely fallen apart and their hitting engine is missing a clutch. Then this past week they traded the man that many have credited with Detroit’s baseball resurgence, legendary catcher Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez. To the dreaded Yankees, no less. For a middle reliever. Just like that, the heart and soul of your team, traded away unceremoniously. Granted, Pudge is on the downside of his career, but I fear this move may have ripped the spirit out of this Tigers team. Bookmakers know this also, as they currently have Detroit at +2050 to become champs.

    Another useless purchase.


    The Rays are in the middle of one of those magical seasons that happen to a franchise every so often. They have never seen any kind baseball success in this town. They currently hold the league’s second best record (64-44) and a three game lead in the mighty AL East division. You can catch them to win it all at +1015 now.

    Ray’s pitcher Andy Sonnanstine has lost his last three starts. A little home cooking should help end that streak. The Rays have the Major’s best home record (41-16). Look for Carl Crawford, BJ Upton and Evan Longoria to knock around Tiger’s starter Kenny Rogers. Kenny hasn’t been the same since his amazing ’06 posteason performance where he gave up zero runs in 23 innings pitched. I don’t expect him to turn it around tonight.

    The Rays will win on talent. But if you need more than that…if you enjoy some superstitious backings as well…look no further than LL Cool J.

    This year the Rays have been offering a series of free concerts following certain ballgames. Already having performed this year have been The Commodores, Trace Adkins, Gilberto Santa Rosa, Kool & the Gang, Loverboy and ** Hammer. Tampa Bay is undefeated on those evenings. There is no way they are losing a game before an LL show.

    I used to enjoy LL Cool J. Growing up as an 80’s kid, I was perpetually looking for an escape from the life-sucking force that was the hair bands. More often than not, rap acts provided that outlet for me. Eric B & Rakim, Public Enemy, N.W.A., and yes, LL Cool J. There are some fantastic tracks to be found on Radio, Bigger and Deffer, and Walking with a Panther. Then we ushered in the 90’s and something began to happen. LL began to take himself too seriously. We started with a cool skinny kid from Queens who wore a Kangol and rapped about his radio. We then had a roided up egomaniac licking his lips 10 times a minute for added sexiness, performing candy rap for the honeys. Way to stay grounded Cool James!

    It is not the music that draws me to the man any longer though. It is his movies. I first took notice of his performance in the HBO prison series, ‘Oz”, as inmate Jiggy Walker. Brilliant. Since then, I have been treated to hilariously entertaining LL roles in ‘Deep Blue Sea’, ‘Rollerball’ and ‘S.W.A.T.’ Not since Nick Nolte has someone been so comedically reliable. I like to surround myself with greatness. I will tell someone’s grandkids one day that I attended an LL Cool J concert.

    But more important than my selfish motives, will be LL’s effect on the Rays. After Gilberto Santa Rosa’s performance on June 14th, Latin players Carols Pena and Dioner Navarro were reported as being “like little kids” when meeting him. There are definitely other players who grew up jamming out to LL just like I did. And they will win for him tonight.

    I miss this guy.

  • bmw530i
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    • 04-19-08
    • 4058

    #2
    Always liked this tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7l250E5uM4 Wow looking at that video again he is so much bigger now....
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    • Bread
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-16-08
      • 23726

      #3
      That was a good one. That was part of his ongoing rap battle with Kool Moe Dee I believe.

      This one is a classic:

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      • zootiehead
        SBR MVP
        • 12-09-06
        • 1715

        #4
        The Gambler always burns me when I go against him.
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        • Bread
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #5
          Everyone has a few of those guys.

          Best to stay away from them. They can ruin your day one way or another.
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          • Bread
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            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            This is where it all started to unravel for Cool James. God this song is hideous!

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            • bmw530i
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              • 04-19-08
              • 4058

              #7
              sick tune I got a feeling bread your in my music era.....Guns n Roses, Ozzy, Ac Dc, Old Def Leppard, Aerosmith, Metallica, all 80's hair bands,etc
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              • Robyn
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-05-08
                • 9681

                #8
                I think I might wear my Tigers hat to the game tonight.

                Do you think I will get killed?
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bmw530i
                  sick tune I got a feeling bread your in my music era.....Guns n Roses, Ozzy, Ac Dc, Old Def Leppard, Aerosmith, Metallica, all 80's hair bands,etc
                  I have appreciated all of those bands listed more as I got older.

                  Aerosmith hasn't made a good song since the 70's.

                  Alternative music was the best thing to happen to me.
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                  • Bread
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                    • 03-16-08
                    • 23726

                    #10
                    Robyn we're not going to a Raiders or Eagles game. You will be just fine.
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                    • Robyn
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                      • 02-05-08
                      • 9681

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bread
                      Robyn we're not going to a Raiders or Eagles game. You will be just fine.
                      I hope Inge waves at me. He is a special fella. Where are our seats again?
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82864

                        #12
                        Be careful backing Rays and LL Cool J. Kenny Rogers is offering free kitchen to all Detroit homeless if Tigers win. I'd rather have the homeless fed but it's just me.
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                        • bmw530i
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                          • 04-19-08
                          • 4058

                          #13
                          here ya go Bread ....rock/rap ..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq48Odt7Vs8
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                          • gordon gekko
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-01-08
                            • 2842

                            #14
                            Wow I am also going to the rays game tonight.. I played them at -130.
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                            • Robyn
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                              • 02-05-08
                              • 9681

                              #15
                              KR need only open the doors to the Greektown casino and give each homeless $5.00.
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                              • Robyn
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                                • 02-05-08
                                • 9681

                                #16
                                Originally posted by gordon gekko
                                Wow I am also going to the rays game tonight.. I played them at -130.
                                Are you Mr. Smarmy?

                                If not, sorry for the confusion.
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                                • Bread
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-16-08
                                  • 23726

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                  Be careful backing Rays and LL Cool J. Kenny Rogers is offering free kitchen to all Detroit homeless if Tigers win. I'd rather have the homeless fed but it's just me.
                                  I know it's not the St Pete homeless.....we kick those people while there are down around here.
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                                  • gordon gekko
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                                    • 05-01-08
                                    • 2842

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Robyn
                                    Are you Mr. Smarmy?

                                    If not, sorry for the confusion.
                                    Nope and it's quite alright.
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                                    • jjgold
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                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      LOl

                                      Classic LL
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                                      • Bread
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                                        • 03-16-08
                                        • 23726

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bmw530i
                                        here ya go Bread ....rock/rap ..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq48Odt7Vs8
                                        You rock/rap merger was good times.

                                        Remember this classic?

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                                        • Bread
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                                          • 03-16-08
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                                          #21
                                          Where you live Gordon?
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                                          • bmw530i
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                                            • 04-19-08
                                            • 4058

                                            #22
                                            If you dont mind me asking what would it cost for a Rays Game total: tickets, beers, etc?
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                                            • gordon gekko
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 05-01-08
                                              • 2842

                                              #23
                                              I live in Fort Lauderdale, but I am currently in Tampa.
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                                              • Bread
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                                                • 03-16-08
                                                • 23726

                                                #24
                                                Like any sporting event I go broke. Decent tickets for around 20-30 usually. Big beers $8. That is where I lose all my money. I kill those things.

                                                Oh and roasted peanuts. A must. $5.
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                                                • Bread
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                                                  • 03-16-08
                                                  • 23726

                                                  #25
                                                  You gonna play the Rays since you're going?
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                                                  • bmw530i
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                                                    • 04-19-08
                                                    • 4058

                                                    #26
                                                    With both new stadiums going up Mets and Yanks...prices will be ungodly.
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                                                    • gordon gekko
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-01-08
                                                      • 2842

                                                      #27
                                                      Rogers is horrid and like you stated in your write up losing Pudge has to of had some Mental impact on the tigers. Plus the rays have been on fire at home I expect A sweep I am taking Tampa Bay tonight and on Sun.
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                                                      • Bread
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-16-08
                                                        • 23726

                                                        #28
                                                        If it comes down to a late game winning Rays hit, I will look for the guy in your avatar going crazy with me. Word.
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                                                        • gordon gekko
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-01-08
                                                          • 2842

                                                          #29
                                                          The line just went down 3 cents.
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                                                          • gordon gekko
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-01-08
                                                            • 2842

                                                            #30
                                                            Now down to -119 at Matchbook
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                                                            • gordon gekko
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                                                              • 05-01-08
                                                              • 2842

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Bread
                                                              If it comes down to a late game winning Rays hit, I will look for the guy in your avatar going crazy with me. Word.
                                                              bread your a funny guy when I am in the beer line I am going to look for A guy with holding a piece of bread in front of his face.
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                                                              • Bread
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                                                                • 03-16-08
                                                                • 23726

                                                                #32
                                                                It is moving because people don't respect my article. They will learn.

                                                                Who is your avatar anyways? Always wondered. Can't place him.
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                                                                • smitch124
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                                                                  • 05-19-08
                                                                  • 12566

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Robyn
                                                                  I think I might wear my Tigers hat to the game tonight.

                                                                  Do you think I will get killed?
                                                                  You might get chased down by one of those electric scooters, you're ok though if you can run faster than 3 mph...
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                                                                  • Bread
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-16-08
                                                                    • 23726

                                                                    #34
                                                                    LOL, blue hairs.
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                                                                    • gordon gekko
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                                                                      • 05-01-08
                                                                      • 2842

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                                                      It is moving because people don't respect my article. They will learn.

                                                                      Who is your avatar anyways? Always wondered. Can't place him.
                                                                      Michael Douglas from wall street.

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