Anybody still up?

flyingillini · 08-02-08, 12:20 AM

I am here..

InTheHole · 08-02-08, 12:21 AM

Lots of peeps

bigboydan · 08-02-08, 12:21 AM

Thats a dumb question to ask me sir.

pat venditto · 08-02-08, 12:24 AM

i just got home from work.

flyingillini · 08-02-08, 12:24 AM

It is still early here. Only 10:24

Panic · 08-02-08, 12:25 AM

BBD, I am about to enter you into an endurance contest. I want to market you as a poster child for insomnia. I see all these people saying that cant sleep, and I laugh. It happens to them on accident, you do it on purpose.

flyingillini · 08-02-08, 12:26 AM

Don't cheat by the use of nose candy

Panic · 08-02-08, 12:28 AM

I've thought about that, Fly. I thought there is no way this guy stays up 22 hours a day without help, but the guy doesn't even drink. I dont get it.

bigboydan · 08-02-08, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Panic

BBD, I am about to enter you into an endurance contest. I want to market you as a poster child for insomnia. I see all these people saying that cant sleep, and I laugh. It happens to them on accident, you do it on purpose.

I'm either crazy or just dedicated sir. One could make a strong case for either one.

Panic · 08-02-08, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by pat venditto

i just got home from work.

Mr. Venditto, I have not seen you lately, but I am glad you are here tonight.

diogee · 08-02-08, 12:34 AM

Up but on my way to work.

Panic · 08-02-08, 12:35 AM

Dont ever use those cuss words around me again, Dio!

diogee · 08-02-08, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by Panic

Dont ever use those cuss words around me again, Dio!

My bad Panic...that w word is a terrible one for sure.

Weezy F. · 08-02-08, 12:39 AM

Yes, up and bored.

Bostongambler · 08-02-08, 12:41 AM

I am asleep

Panic · 08-02-08, 12:41 AM

Weezy, we're just gettin started. Boredom is not an option.

Weezy F. · 08-02-08, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by Panic

Weezy, we're just gettin started. Boredom is not an option.

Yeah I feel you, but it's hard. Everything I tried to get going tonight fell through, so it's me and Bud tonight.

RogueJuror · 08-02-08, 12:47 AM

reporting for duty Panic

Panic · 08-02-08, 12:50 AM

There will be a joke coming shortly.

Teela · 08-02-08, 12:53 AM

Here-ish

Panic · 08-02-08, 01:03 AM

The door knocks at a brothel and when the woman answers it, she sees a man who looks disarrayed. His clothes are wrinkled. His hair is a mess. So obviously she assumes he has no money.

"Can I help you?" she asked.

"I'm here to see Naomi." said the man.

She couldn't believe it. The man asked for the most expensive girl in the house.

"Maybe you would like to find someone more in your, ummm...price range." she said.

But the man insisted for Naomi. Finally Naomi comes to the door. She has the same impression that the madam had and instantly tells the guy it costs 1000 to be with her. She thinks the guy will not be able to afford it and leave, but on the contrary, he doesnt even bat an eye and pulls out 10 one hundred dollar bills.

Weezy F. · 08-02-08, 01:07 AM

Ok, I don't get it?

Panic · 08-02-08, 01:10 AM

After she takes him up stairs, an hour passes and the guy comes walking down calmly and leaves.

The next night the guy comes back again. The women are dumbfounded. They have never seen a guy pay 1000 for Naomi and return for more the next night.

Naomi says" I appreciate you coming back, but there are no discounts. It is still 1000 dollars."

Once again, the guy whips out 10 one hundred dollar bills and doesnt give it a second thought. They go upstairs and after and hour, the guy comes walking down calmly and leaves.

The next night he returns again. Now, Naomi is just floored. She tells him its another 1000, he pays and they go up stairs. But this time when they are done, Naomi tries to find out alittle more about him.

"Where are you from?" she asks.

"I'm from Prague." the man replies.

She says."I have a sister that lives there."

He says. "I know. She sent me over here to give you 3000 bucks."

Panic · 08-02-08, 01:17 AM

Anybody else got a joke?

RogueJuror · 08-02-08, 01:19 AM

Had heard it in a different format.

Panic I was drinking and dancing with a granny tonight, but Panic this was a HOT lady, whore/ madam in her time, very VERY CLASSY lady. 60 years old Panic, I was wishing I had the camera to make a video for you Panic. Rum, smoke, Sinatra, old speakeasy style. Panic you should have been there.

RogueJuror · 08-02-08, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by Panic

Anybody else got a joke?

joke..

Panic you know why the Hulk is a teenager?

Panic · 08-02-08, 01:23 AM

I tried to bang a granny last night on here, Rogue. BigBoyDan suckered me in. He knew I had been drinking way to much and threw her out there and, stupid me, I went for it. I was hitting on her and she wasnt even there. BBD was probably crying from laughing so hard. I looked at the thread this morning and felt like Woody Harrelson in that movie where he bangs the landlady to pay rent. I will get BBD back for that.

bigboydan · 08-02-08, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by Panic

I tried to bang a granny last night on here, Rogue. BigBoyDan suckered me in. He knew I had been drinking way to much and threw her out there and, stupid me, I went for it. I was hitting on her and she wasnt even there. BBD was probably crying from laughing so hard. I looked at the thread this morning and felt like Woody Harrelson in that movie where he bangs the landlady to pay rent. I will get BBD back for that.

You referring to this chick sir?

Panic · 08-02-08, 01:31 AM

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RogueJuror · 08-02-08, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

joke..

Panic you know why the Hulk is a teenager?

because he's still green

RogueJuror · 08-02-08, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by Panic

I tried to bang a granny last night on here, Rogue. BigBoyDan suckered me in. He knew I had been drinking way to much and threw her out there and, stupid me, I went for it. I was hitting on her and she wasnt even there. BBD was probably crying from laughing so hard. I looked at the thread this morning and felt like Woody Harrelson in that movie where he bangs the landlady to pay rent. I will get BBD back for that.

Yeah that's why I made the reference, I was enjoying the show too.

Panic · 08-02-08, 01:37 AM

See how gullible I am, Rogue? I thought you had a hot granny. I was thinking about how I could have you hook me up with one of her friends.

bigboydan · 08-02-08, 01:44 AM

Don't blame me for you hitting on a 61 year old granny sir. If anything blame it on the booze, because you were pretty far gone that night as I recall. LOL

Panic · 08-02-08, 01:45 AM

I don't recall anything.