Vicariously living through Bread

[Panic]

I'm getting my 1's from the bartender. Lets do it.

[Robyn]

No, Teela is a cute little redhead. You could find her on my myspace page if you dare search.

[Teela]

I only drink on days I work.

[Robyn]

Teela you have long fingers!

[Bread]

Teela....make that dress slip down a lil bit.

Nipple aint nuthin but a thang.

[Teela]

I thought you two were going to bed. I was very sad.

[Panic]

I'm a glutton for punishment. Thats why I love this.

[Bread]

Wyclef Jean makes me horny.

[Robyn]

Noooooooo,Bread was being pissy because he got kicked out of the tournament. Me? I've had one hell of a week already, so I have had a few glasses of wine and I was raising and calling on things I should have. But I had fun for about five minutes until I lost all my chips. YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

We are going to the dog track in St. Pete Saturday and will be playing with REAL money, so I will definitely be back on my A game.

[Teela]

Teela you have long fingers!

The better to reach into pickle jars.

[Robyn]

I Love Pickles!!

[Robyn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAeOjY2X5Y

Teela..a gift for you.

[Panic]

You sick people....(bartender, I need more 1's)

[Teela]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAeOjY2X5Y
Teela..a gift for you.

There's nothing there.

You had a few glasses of wine? I would be passed out.

[Bread]

PainC, I have to be in bed by 1130 or midnight.

Can't pull an allnighter with you.

That was good ish tho.

Ask Teela...I played with her on Myspace for most the night.

Then...my eyes bled.

[Robyn]

Click on the link you hoochie!

[BeatTheJerk]

hey robyn look at me and my shorty ............ isn't he a cute lil fuker

[Teela]

Click on the link you hoochie!

Ewwwww!

Wrong on sooooo many levels.

You know how you and Bread have the poop thing? I have a thing about watching kids eat. I can't do it. It seriously makes my stomach turn.

[Panic]

PainC, I have to be in bed by 1130 or midnight.

Can't pull an allnighter with you.

That was good ish tho.

Ask Teela...I played with her on Myspace for most the night.

Then...my eyes bled.

You think, I'm kidding? I will be here when you wake up in the morning. I am ready. This will be fun. But BigBoyDan has not showed up yet. He needs to be here.

[Teela]

Ask Teela...I played with her on Myspace for most the night.

Then...my eyes bled.

I checked out after 3 and you were still awake by the time I woke up. I'm not sure if that's crazy or determination.

[Bread]

BigBoyDan didn't show up last time til around 4 or 5 am I think?

Teela...I had strong rapport going with you, crosseye mofo and TubRob...all went to sleep..woke up...and I was back strong.

All 3 of you were worried about me. So cute.

[Robyn]

Teela, please clarify that our "poop thing" is that we are both absolutely repulsed by anything involving poop....not that we actually like poop.

i'mdrunk

HI MONEYLINE....WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teela]

BigBoyDan didn't show up last time til around 4 or 5 am I think?

Teela...I had strong rapport going with you, crosseye mofo and TubRob...all went to sleep..woke up...and I was back strong.

All 3 of you were worried about me. So cute.

I was just staying awake long enough to see your eyes bleed. I was hoping that pictures would be posted the next day.

[BeatTheJerk]

yo bread are you out of the tourney yet .................

[Bread]

LOL...been out. Lost in about 10 mins.

I hope I do better at the track on Saturday.

Goin to the Rays Tigers game and having a free LL Cool J concert afterwards...what????

Who is the girly BTJ?

[Panic]

Robyn, can I come stay with ya'll in Florida? I know Bread has no say, so I come to you for permission. But if you say yes, I will look forward to Bread and I going to all Gentlemens clubs and drinking a healthy amount.

[BeatTheJerk]

thats my dear wife breadly

[Bread]

PainC....you can stay with us. I owe you for that one time.

BTJ....I think yer wife is perty.

[BeatTheJerk]

thanks bread i think so too

[BeatTheJerk]

she gives great head breadly do you see that mouth on her .............. thats why i married her strictly for that lol jk...... even though the BJ's have decreased immensely through the years but oh well your married you know how it is

[Panic]

PainC....you can stay with us. I owe you for that one time.

BTJ....I think yer wife is perty.

I'll bring the bike.

[Robyn]

Robyn, can I come stay with ya'll in Florida? I know Bread has no say, so I come to you for permission. But if you say yes, I will look forward to Bread and I going to all Gentlemens clubs and drinking a healthy amount.

Wait...just you and Bread going? Uh....I enjoy the titty bars too, kind sir! We have a bazillion of them in our area. We play a fun game called "guess the pregnant stripper".

[Robyn]

she gives great head breadly do you see that mouth on her .............. thats why i married her strictly for that lol jk...... even though the BJ's have decreased immensely through the years but oh well your married you know how it is

Sorry fella...I don't lack in any area. We don't have children, remember.

[Teela]

Wait...just you and Bread going? Uh....I enjoy the titty bars too, kind sir! We have a bazillion of them in our area. We play a fun game called "guess the pregnant stripper".

Let the boys play. We'll go to a different one.

[Panic]

Once again, Robyn, you hold all the cards.