How to nail older married woman (my boss) at work?

[mathdotcom]

Very thin line to tread... she is also my boss. She is touchy feely, always grabbing my arm and sometimes hand on my thigh. Signs all of her emails to me 'XOXOXOXO'. Tricky making the first move. Options:

a) ask her out for drink after work
b) play footsies at meetings
c) whip it out

[RealSlimShady]

I vote for (c), unless you are hung like JJ.......

[englishmike]

Mature a bit?

[Bread]

Is she married? Please say yes!

[mathdotcom]

married w/ 2 kids

[pavyracer]

Take her to the mens bathroom stall and show her that you mean business. The stains of semen on the walls of your last adventure will seduce her.

[mathdotcom]

Take her to the mens bathroom stall and show her that you mean business. The stains of semen on the walls of your last adventure will seduce her.

[SlickFazzer]

Ask her out for a drink after work, if you have any personality you will be porking her in no time.

[Bread]

Tell her things that you know her husband stopped telling her years ago. Don't be ridiculous about it, but subtly get your compliments in.

She will have juices flowing in places that have been dusty for years.

Send pictures.

[purecarnagge]

dude your going to bang your boss then get shit canned for it about 2 months later...banging your boss unless your a consultant or they do not have direct authority over you is always a bad idea.

[gordon gekko]

A. I've done this with women a million times always works.

[Junkyard Dog]

option a til she gets tipsy then immediately option c