How to become a tout ?

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  • TR88
    Restricted User
    • 06-10-10
    • 9364

    #1
    How to become a tout ?
  • Masu485
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-14-08
    • 7700

    #2
    I want to become one as well. If anyone is willing to partner up, we could make it happen.
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    • bigboydan
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-10-05
      • 55420

      #3
      All it takes is a dart board and print out a copy of the lines from SBRodds and your all set sir.
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      • Grits n' Gravy
        Restricted User
        • 06-10-10
        • 13024

        #4
        Originally posted by bigboydan
        All it takes is a dart board and print out a copy of the lines from SBRodds and your all set sir.
        And people dumb enough to pay for the service.
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        • Masu485
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-14-08
          • 7700

          #5
          Like it or not, being a tout is +EV
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          • Naz18
            SBR MVP
            • 09-10-09
            • 4277

            #6
            You don't tout becomes you.
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            • Mikail
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-19-09
              • 21689

              #7
              fuk a tout. I can pick better than most of them.
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              • Hoja Verdes
                SBR MVP
                • 08-23-06
                • 1403

                #8
                The first step toward being a tout is consistently winning less than 52%,of your plays. Or if you win more than 52%, only do so by adding large moneyline favorites into your record.
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                • stogies
                  Restricted User
                  • 02-24-11
                  • 641

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                  And people dumb enough to pay for the service.
                  There is plenty of people dumb enough to pay just go look at the Service Plays site at Sbr and you can find them. All it takes to become a tout is the willingness to be a slimey mofo and Tr88 certainly has that covered.
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                  • Ice House
                    Restricted User
                    • 07-21-10
                    • 4060

                    #10
                    you are on the right track Tr88 with your send me 10 points and i'll give you a winner deal.
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                    • crjohnson32
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-16-10
                      • 989

                      #11
                      posting your winning picks after the result is also key
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                      • babyjesus
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 03-17-11
                        • 994

                        #12
                        create a website, get a couple of guys on the phones, and start cold calling.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388208

                          #13
                          Cannot dent big guys, they have a monopoly on it

                          Dont waste your time
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                          • big0mar
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-09-09
                            • 3374

                            #14
                            Very easy. Here are the steps:
                            1. Create multiple (>5) usernames at SBR
                            2. Create threads with each username, using excessive arrogance, and claim you hit 70%+ guaranteed
                            3. Make unique picks with each different username, so that one of them is bound to hit a winning streak
                            4. Wait for one of your multiple usernames to actually hit a winning streak
                            5. Once you hit a winning streak, pick a fight with regular posters, calling them "haters"
                            6. Tell everyone you are too good and successful to deal with "haters" and announce you're no longer posting plays
                            7. Wait for degenerates that believe your one username is actually a legitimate handicapper to send you PMs, begging for your "70%+" plays
                            8. Arrange for the aforementioned suckers to send you money in return for picks


                            Really is very easy.
                            [B][B]They key isn't getting rich quick. The key is getting rich slowly, and enjoying it.

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                            • priskilla22
                              Restricted User
                              • 09-22-11
                              • 2289

                              #15
                              Originally posted by big0mar
                              Very easy. Here are the steps:
                              1. Create multiple (>5) usernames at SBR
                              2. Create threads with each username, using excessive arrogance, and claim you hit 70%+ guaranteed
                              3. Make unique picks with each different username, so that one of them is bound to hit a winning streak
                              4. Wait for one of your multiple usernames to actually hit a winning streak
                              5. Once you hit a winning streak, pick a fight with regular posters, calling them "haters"
                              6. Tell everyone you are too good and successful to deal with "haters" and announce you're no longer posting plays
                              7. Wait for degenerates that believe your one username is actually a legitimate handicapper to send you PMs, begging for your "70%+" plays
                              8. Arrange for the aforementioned suckers to send you money in return for picks


                              Really is very easy.
                              Experience.
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                Children/kids please listen to BigOmar

                                draw it out if you need to illustrate the steps

                                I recommend these steps be drawn out with pictures
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                                • Glitch
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-09
                                  • 11795

                                  #17
                                  not allowed to sell those services on here for money.

                                  You establish a record of success then BS people projecting confidence level until your clients
                                  a) ask you "if youre so good at picking games why dont you just bet all these yourself, heck- maybe even get a loan and go really big. 3 10star super plays in one day?? this doesnt make since- why arent you maxing out a three-team parlay if your pick is so good you should sell it??."
                                  OR
                                  b) lose their house and their wife and their kids' college fund trusting some guy whos just some guy.
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