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  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #1
    classic jjgold post of the day
    03-24-2005, 08:54 PM #1 (permalink)
    jjgold


    Status: Grade III
    Join Date: Oct 2003
    Posts: 516 Why Do Most Horseplayers Have Old Cars??

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    A very strange thing indeed. I will go first here in this discussion. I drive a 78 Doge Van (to keep all my **** in) and bet a minimum of 15k a day in horse volume. The thing is my money is tied up so I really cannot afford a newer type car and that does sound strange. It is frustrating when the fukkin van stalls at intersections and stuff but I refuse to get like a 84 Caddy (my dream car).

    93% of guys that bet horses have old cars also but I would think most due to gambling on the ponies have no other choice but too drive old cars. I would say I am a rare exception here that can afford 5 cars if I wanted to and where talking Lexus type ****.

    Go to a track and all banged up cars for the most part and old and I am talking more about regular players and not 2x a year players.

    I would bet over 1k here that almost every poster has a very old car because of chasing the dream to be a professional capper like me and make good money. A dream that is just hard not too chase. Boys I have been there and believe me you are better off learning golf and get yourselves a better car and have a better life .

    I am only here to teach you boys and girls and I want you all to learn from me as maybe only 1 or 2 guys might be brighter than me on any forum. I like the guys and gals here so do not take offense as most of what I assume about you guys is very accurate and I guess with my experience I do have the talent to poster profile.

    I know for a fact that guys like Alysheba and Inisde The Pylons both horse junkies have cars from the 1980's. Am I making fun of them?? No I am not but using them as examples what compulsive horseplaying does to you. I am sure both strong family men and good people though. Its a shame when a few times I was at a NY City OTB and see a poster that pulls into lot or street with such a beat up car it is a real shame and betting like crazy and across the street a young yuppy couple going to eat at a nice restaurant that has a Lexus and they do not gamble and they look and frown at the horse degenerate.

    I know they must think the same of me but I a not the norm but the exceptioon of a guy that is big time in the pocket book but everyone thinks I am broke by the old van I drive.

    yes my money is tied up but maybe even if I took some cash out of my racing accounts I would stick to the van as it is conveniant to store stuff and sell stuff out of it.

    Again this post is directed at the active horseplayer and most of you fall into this category. Now I want you all to read this and re evaluate your betting habits and maybe back away a little and clean yourselves up.

    Good Luck and remember MOST women do not like degenerate horse players and finally do not take offense here as I like you boys and gals.

    The Skipper

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  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2
    Fiver,

    Watch yourself. You will get buried.

    Deuce
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      fiver WAS buried
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      • ryanspeer2001
        SBR MVP
        • 03-30-08
        • 3149

        #4
        How did 5T get banned?
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        • Matt Rain
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-13-07
          • 5001

          #5
          He wanted to lick someone's stump. Seems to be another activity that is not allowed between SBR posters.
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          • Chi_archie
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-22-08
            • 63172

            #6
            Fiver gets watched like a hawk...and gets reported by other poster that don't understand him...

            I mean, who here hasn't asked a limbless friend in real life if they can lick their stump? c'mon really...
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            • Matt Rain
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-13-07
              • 5001

              #7
              Makes 'em feel desired. Fiver's a benevolent soul.

              Free Fiver.
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              • RogueJuror
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-08-08
                • 10010

                #8
                that who does not understand fivey is fuked in the head

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                • Chi_archie
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-22-08
                  • 63172

                  #9
                  SBR is not the same, without a one of a kind like Fiver..... sites need their fivers...
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                  • Matt Rain
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-13-07
                    • 5001

                    #10
                    RJ and I are starting a Free Fiver lobbying committee.

                    Free Fiver.
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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63172

                      #11
                      I will contribute 2,000 american...to help pay for t-shirts, flyers, and posters
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                      • Matt Rain
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-13-07
                        • 5001

                        #12
                        Thanks for giving a hand. Hold up your side, will ya?

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                        Awesome. Let's roll.
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                        • RogueJuror
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-08-08
                          • 10010

                          #13
                          yeah i hit the streets last night to free fivey

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